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« Reply #25 on: December 22, 2005, 05:15:49 PM »

He's gonna get a needle in the vain

Bring on Aria Giovanni so we can run a train....... Angry




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« Reply #26 on: December 22, 2005, 05:29:24 PM »

If only Titus had a brain ....
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« Reply #27 on: December 22, 2005, 06:00:49 PM »

oh, the thoughts I'd be thinkin, I'd be thinkin' like a Lincoln, if I only had a brain.

Get that ass back teh X......

There is no McNeil drama here.....



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« Reply #28 on: December 22, 2005, 06:03:52 PM »

Get that ass back teh X......

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Too late.  Meddy's got teh "Titus avatar".  She's gonna be ridin' this train all the way into the station.
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« Reply #29 on: December 22, 2005, 06:06:10 PM »


Too late.  Meddy's got teh "Titus avatar".  She's gonna be ridin' this train all the way into the station.

That's unless you kids ban her from teh X.

How can you ban Kenneth, but not Med?

Where's the logic in that shit?   Huh




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« Reply #30 on: December 22, 2005, 06:11:29 PM »

Craig and Kelly: A Lovers Poem

He can only pray that he'll feel no pain
When the warden of Fulsom sticks that needle in his vein
He'll look back at his life and complain and complain
About that loss to Phil Hernon again and again
In the end the only thing he could claim
Was that he finally got his 15 minutes of fame
Deep down inside he has only himself to blame
For choking her out and setting aflame
That girl he and Kel decided to maim
Now on death row, he's feeling the shame
And thinking his woman is doing the same
But in fact, she's back out and playing the game
On the after-party circuit, now she's changed her name
You see, just last month on her way to the Women's Grand Prix in Spain
She hooked up with Kamali, hold on, I know what you're thinking, just let me explain
He talked twelve hours straight and bought her drinks on the plane
And told her how his wife had flushed his career down the drain
They had so much in common, for one thing they're both vain
And so with a fury, together they started to train
For the elusive Olympia title they each sought to ordain
And as fortune had it, when Coleman was found in an alley slain
Kamali was crowned with the title he claimed
When Kelly got second to Adela again
Their relationship crumbled and was never ever the same
She realized she missed being Ol' Craigger's dame
And cried how she thought of her old Ball and Chain.

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« Reply #31 on: December 22, 2005, 06:18:38 PM »

Craig and Kelly: A Lovers Poem

He can only pray that he'll feel no pain
When the warden of Fulsom sticks that needle in his vein
He'll look back at his life and complain and complain
About that loss to Phil Hernon again and again
In the end the only thing he could claim
Was that he finally got his 15 minutes of fame
Deep down inside he has only himself to blame
For choking her out and setting aflame
That girl he and Kel decided to maim
Now on death row, he's feeling the shame
And thinking his woman is doing the same
But in fact, she's back out and playing the game
On the after-party circuit, now she's changed her name
You see, just last month on her way to the Women's Grand Prix in Spain
She hooked up with Kamali, hold on, I know what you're thinking, just let me explain
He talked twelve hours straight and bought her drinks on the plane
And told her how his wife had flushed his career down the drain
They had so much in common, for one thing they're both vain
And so with a fury, together they started to train
For the elusive Olympia title they each sought to ordain
And as fortune had it, when Coleman was found in an alley slain
Kamali was crowned with the title he claimed
When Kelly got second to Adela again
Their relationship crumbled and was never ever the same
She realized she missed being Ol' Craigger's dame
And cried how she thought of her old Ball and Chain.

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« Reply #32 on: December 22, 2005, 06:28:58 PM »

That's unless you kids ban her from teh X.

How can you ban Kenneth, but not Med?

Where's the logic in that shit?   Huh




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Knny's not banned permenently... just until Jan 1st.  Amy wanted to fucck with him for talking shit about her, so we obliged.
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« Reply #33 on: December 22, 2005, 07:17:44 PM »

The Tragedy of Titus Craiggers (an Early Tragedy)

In my opinion, this is the most gruesome play Shakespeare wrote.
Graphic content warning.

In Las Vegas, all gather to see the late Olympian buried with a torn appendage. Cutlerus, his eldest competitor, declares he should be the next emperor, but his arch-enemy Gustavion wants to hold an election, hoping himself to be elected. However, Titus' brother Kamalian (the Tribune of Arabia) announces that the Senate has elected Titus the new emperor of the Olympians, as reward for long years of service as the entertainment connoisseur. Cutlerus and Gustavion seem to peacefully withdraw their claims. Titus Craiggers then appears, back from the 10 year war with the IFBB, in which he killed the Goth king, King Weider, and captured the queen Barbaraiana and her three sons, Sloth, Vice, and Excusus.

Titus Craiggers had vices, like all men of his day.  His frequent romps with Slutus Fitnessa were well known in the sand circles- but not to his Queen, oblivious to the matter, inept due to her own groundhog obsession. 

Then fate intervened early one winter morn. Queen Barbaraiana, on her way to the thrice daily enema, encountered a mausoleum in the Vegas courtyard.  In it, she heard the moans only affable when a phallis penetrates an anal cavity.  The Queen unfastened the door and to her surprise, the King was prone on all fours as the handheld staff penetrated the royal sphincter.  At the helm of the device was the one and only Slutus Fitnessa.

Without thinking, Queen Barbaraiana drew a phallic inserter of her own, much longer and darker than that of the more feminine one. A battle ensued, with the massive Queen quickly taking the upper hand and impaling the poor offering on her well-used buttress.  To hide her shame, the Queen quickly harnessed the lifeless remains of the harlot to an ass and marched the beast into the desert.  Mandeth Fitny, the Queen’s tattered servant, quickly ran to the village to share the news with the peasants…
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« Reply #34 on: December 22, 2005, 08:18:47 PM »

lol fat

in anatomy 101 we learned that's his kidneys and liver enlarged and pushing his stomach forward

yeah gary looks good.  not a bad toupee either

LOL  you are the best Big!!!! Grin
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« Reply #35 on: December 22, 2005, 08:21:17 PM »

lol fat

in anatomy 101 we learned that's his kidneys and liver enlarged and pushing his stomach forward

yeah gary looks good.  not a bad toupee either


Maybe Gary & Derek could do a "Hairpiece informercial"      "Hard to believe I'm Bald, I know it is".   Thanks to "Miracle Rug"....LOL Grin
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« Reply #36 on: December 24, 2005, 09:08:48 PM »


 and he will feel a lot of pain
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« Reply #37 on: December 25, 2005, 04:00:29 PM »

maybe kelly killed her high on nubain?
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« Reply #38 on: May 29, 2008, 07:14:42 PM »

cue Meddie to post a Sally pict...where is Teagan now that we need her?
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« Reply #39 on: May 30, 2008, 08:19:40 PM »

I'm calling it first


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I bet Vegas odss on it

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