Funny things FAT people say

[El Diablo Blanco]

I was just in the kitchen warming up some rice and beef and these two heifers are in there chowing down on massive quantities of food.

I hear one tell the other "I really need to start eating more vegetables"

Ha, like that is the answer to her obesity. Not the 5000 calories a day that she scarves down.

[Army of One]

I had 2 fatties telling me that dieting was dangerous and how their friend nearly died dieting due to undiagnosed diabities

[nasht5]

gotta fat chic at work that says she has "done everything to lose weight". And that she "used to be really skinny and hot but this weight appeared out of no where all of a sudden". She goes on to say, "it's a medical condition". I ask what type of condition does the doc say you have and she says, "I have'nt seen a doctor about it."

funny things fat people say.....

[Seven Copper Coins]

I had 2 fatties telling me that dieting was dangerous and how their friend nearly died dieting due to undiagnosed diabities

LMFAO..... the things delusional fatasses say.

I just ate breakfast....3 whole eggs, 4 whites, half a red bell pepper and two slices of onion. Was it a culinary delight? Not really, but I'm not hungry and I'm not fat.

[El Diablo Blanco]

LMFAO..... the things delusional fatasses say.

I just ate breakfast....3 whole eggs, 4 whites, half a red bell pepper and two slices of onion. Was it a culinary delight? Not really, but I'm not hungry and I'm not fat.

Actually sounds pretty tasty.  Add in a  couple shots of hot sauce 

[Seven Copper Coins]

Actually sounds pretty tasty.  Add in a  couple shots of hot sauce 

Yeah it, wasn't bad...Its my standard breakfast....but it sure wasn't a Southwestern omellete with ham, bacon and ppeperjack cheeses....LOL.

[_aj_]

yah, i downed couple lbs bread with jam and chocolate and about 10 icecreams yesterday, but i will wait till tomotrow or even longer before i have any food again.

the starving sensation is quite ridiculous since about 3 hours, but thats the price to be ripped.

i mean, i eat crazy amounts on those socalled cheat days(or my term, short term bulks haha), and cant even think of eating after those meals for 12hrs easy, but those fatsos they eat like that every day all the time, and with permanent small snacks in between.

frankly,im suprised theyre not even fatter than they are.

How often do you do these cheat-then-fast cycles?

[Psychopath]

I usually try my best not to overhear what others are saying. My mind is already a very cluttered and violent place, i don't need retarded input from no one.

I also usually don't stare at people or if i see something that would cause others to stare, i make the point not to.

I have found behaving this way maintains my sanity somewhat.


...but yeah, the most disgusting thing i despise is fatso's who are obnoxious, vocal, and judgemental.

[JediTerminator]

"I did the subway diet but it's tearing holes in my budget"

"health food is too expensive" brb $100 at the bar over the weekend

"i'll start Monday"

[JediTerminator]

"what fat burner do you take? I mean, like, you have to be on something. IT'S NOT EASY! I'VE TRIED!"

I usually just say Lipo 6 shits and send them to a supplement store that a guy I know owns and have them drop my name. get some free shakes out of it

[bradistani]

it's not my fault, it's me genes 

[JediTerminator]

haha I once told a girl who said something insulting to me (forget what it was) to take the cheeseburger wrappers off her eyes and see reality. she replied "I DON'T EAT MEAT! HA!" total fucking pig. sweats just breathing.

[El Diablo Blanco]

it's not my fault, it's me genes 

"Yes, my third cousin on my mom's side is obese so it already makes it hard for me to be lean."

I just don't get how thin people let it happen and not see it happen. I used to work with this chick, she was short and cute and thin.  I bumped into her a year later and she was a fucking cow.  How over that span did she not look in the mirror and stop herself?

Like fat bastard said

"I'm fat because I can't stop eating and I can't stop eating cause I'm fat"

[Borracho]

Lots of shredded kunts in this thread.

[SquatsRule]

I went to Wendy's this weekend for my cheat meal. There was a group of three fat women eating at the table next to me. They all had huge hamburgers, french fries, soda, and ice cream. They were all complaining about not being able to lose any weight no matter what diet they tried. I would guess that none of them has ever counted a calorie.

[Psychopath]

Receptionist ladies usually have junk food on the table, doughnuts, pastries etc....

They are not oblivious to the caloric content, because they would vocally complain how this one piece of pastry that is the size of their pinky finger has 150-300calories.

But they make sure to complain before stuffing their face with several.

You get the sense of disappointment and great sadness that they know eating their pastry sticks will make them look like a dead whale found on the beach, but they have to do it.

It's because they're addicted, that's how an addict behaves.

[El Diablo Blanco]

I went to Wendy's this weekend for my cheat meal. There was a group of three fat women eating at the table next to me. They all had huge hamburgers, french fries, soda, and ice cream. They were all complaining about not being able to lose any weight no matter what diet they tried. I would guess that none of them has ever counted a calorie.

But that would require math, math requires the brain to work and the brain to work requires calories which means more eating.  So confusing....

[Borracho]

Receptionist ladies usually have junk food on the table, doughnuts, pastries etc....

They are not oblivious to the caloric content, because they would vocally complain how this one piece of pastry that is the size of their pinky finger has 150-300calories.

But they make sure to complain before stuffing their face with several.

You get the sense of disappointment and great sadness that they know eating their pastry sticks will make them look like a dead whale found on the beach, but they have to do it.

It's because they're addicted, that's how an addict behaves.

Exactly....

Fat no matter what one wears can't be hidden like drug use.  

[SquatsRule]

i swear the following happened in the gym 2 days ago.

some youngster kid approaches me and says how im ripped and blabla.

his goal is to have abs.while were talking, hes downing a gatorade.

i asked him what hge eats,he says only vegs and chicken breast.while downing the whole half liter gatorade.

i told him if he dont drop the sugary drinks he will have hard time to get abs,hes quite 25% bodyfat btw.

he says ok if i say so and that hed gladly ask me more stuff.
i say, ok, lets meet infront of the gym in couple minutes.

so i have a smoke and he comes up after couple minutes, asking me if a split training is better for him, if i take something like protein bars and powders(hahahhah)and if efedrine is good fatburner, someone suggested that to him.

meanwhile, hes drinking ANOTHER gatorade,another half liter gatorade ,just minutes after downing the previous one, and telling me he understood, only to drink water and maybe diet cokes.

i ask him if hes slow or retarded or if he forgot the thing about sugar drinks.

he looking at me like dumb cow in headlight look.

takes another sip.i tell him to throw it away immediately.he doesnt.

instead he asks me if its possible to have abs for him by next summer.

i tell him any further advice is gonna cost him money and to talk to me next time he sees me.

this is a prime example of how retarded ppl are, he drank 70gramms of sugar in 10minutes in his quest on having a sixpack.

He also probably had a preworkout drink with sugar before that.

[El Diablo Blanco]

I used to think it takes days and days to digest things.  But then I wonder.  If I have corn for dinner, the next morning I see corn in my shit.  So did the corn somehow push it's way through all of the junk in my digestive track to get out or am I cleared out?  never makes sense to me.

[Mr Nobody]

Fatpanda would say they are ok.

[tommywishbone]

"Natural fruit juices are better for you than diet soda."     -fat pig at DMV

[Borracho]

they try.

when out clubbing, theres so many women in those tight leather jeans and heels, makes legs somewhat thinner in the dark flash light, and then they have some dark piece on upper body whixch also covers their humongous fast asses.

or tight jeans holding the bloat together like a water dam.

when it comes uncovered, theres rude awakening

hahahaha yeah what a mess!

[_aj_]

it depends how lean i am.

if very lean, i do it every 2nd or 3rd day.

if not, once a week, if i try to get leaner i dont do it until im where i am.

when already lean, to the point where theres no need to go any further as non competitor, the body will need quite some shit food and youll get away with it.

Interesting. It is somewhat similar to the Intermittent Fasting protocol where you don't eat for 24-36 hours once a week. In theory, this is an insulin stimulant.

[Army of One]

"Natural fruit juices are better for you than diet soda."     -fat pig at DMV

Has a gut that rivals your neck