Funny things FAT people say

[SmallPole]

yah, i downed couple lbs bread with jam and chocolate and about 10 icecreams yesterday, but i will wait till tomotrow or even longer before i have any food again.

the starving sensation is quite ridiculous since about 3 hours, but thats the price to be ripped.

i mean, i eat crazy amounts on those socalled cheat days(or my term, short term bulks haha), and cant even think of eating after those meals for 12hrs easy, but those fatsos they eat like that every day all the time, and with permanent small snacks in between.

frankly,im suprised theyre not even fatter than they are.

i started doing something similar, pretty much based on lean gains but i tend to go more hardcore (maybe not as hardcore as you yet  ),

e.g. yesterday the last time i ate was 5p.m., today i had a busy morning, worked 3 hours, ran some errands, hit the gym and ate at 3 p.m. - so a 22 hour fast. it's pretty nice cause i like eating big ass meals, even if it's once a day

[bradistani]

i'm big boned

[El Diablo Blanco]

i started doing something similar, pretty much based on lean gains but i tend to go more hardcore (maybe not as hardcore as you yet  ),

e.g. yesterday the last time i ate was 5p.m., today i had a busy morning, worked 3 hours, ran some errands, hit the gym and ate at 3 p.m. - so a 22 hour fast. it's pretty nice cause i like eating big ass meals, even if it's once a day

Some wacky Japanese doctor that has photographed every meal for the last 33 years to document how he felt trying to make the perfect diet said he has found that one 700 calorie meal a day makes you feel the best.

[Chadwick The Beta]

Women:

"I have a slow metabolism"

"I was thin as a rail before my damn kids were born"

"Just more of me to love"

"You're all just a bunch of haterz...I KNOW that I look good!"

Men:

"I'd look like that too if I did steroids"

"I would get way too muscular if I lifted weights"

"I'm more interested in being a good person"

(while patting massive stomach)... "This is bought and paid for"

GetBiggers:

"I'm starting a cycle next week"

"I'm more into functional strength"

"My pics are all over the internet, chief...nothing to hide"

"I'm in my bulking phase, stud"

[Mr Nobody]

I will beat the piss out of those fat fucks.

[_aj_]

GetBiggers:

"I'm starting a cycle next week"

"I'm more into functional strength"

"My pics are all over the internet, chief...nothing to hide"

"I'm in my bulking phase, stud"

LOL.

[AlphaMaleDawg]

fucking LOL at all of galeniko's contributions to this thread

[Seven Copper Coins]

This just happened to me 5 minutes ago. It's fucking hot in AZ, so i stop in circleK to get a drink. I'm at the drink Station getting a normal.size diet Dr Pepper, and this giant, fat WHALE comes up next to me with the mongo gallon cup that they sell you for 5 bucks, you get free refills ...the thing is obscenely huge.. and goes for the regular Dr Pepper right next to me, and fills it to the brim.

I'm standing there looking all lean and shit,  she looked at me and i could feel the "fuck you" coming out of her pores....LOL.

[_aj_]

This just happened to me 5 minutes ago. It's fucking hot in AZ, so i stop in circleK to get a drink. I'm at the drink Station getting a normal.size diet Dr Pepper, and this giant, fat WHALE comes up next to me with the mongo gallon cup that they sell you for 5 bucks, you get free refills ...the thing is obscenely huge.. and goes for the regular Dr Pepper right next to me, and fills it to the brim.

I'm standing there looking all lean and shit,  she looked at me and i could feel the "fuck you" coming out of her pores....LOL.

[Chadwick The Beta]

This just happened to me 5 minutes ago. It's fucking hot in AZ, so i stop in circleK to get a drink. I'm at the drink Station getting a normal.size diet Dr Pepper, and this giant, fat WHALE comes up next to me with the mongo gallon cup that they sell you for 5 bucks, you get free refills ...the thing is obscenely huge.. and goes for the regular Dr Pepper right next to me, and fills it to the brim.

I'm standing there looking all lean and shit,  she looked at me and i could feel the "fuck you" coming out of her pores....LOL.

the only thing coming out of her pores was gravy

she wasn't mad at you, she was mad at her four different black baby daddies for getting themselves locked up and therefore being unable to pay support

[BigCyp]

"I would like to be a mod - what does getbig think of this?"

[Chadwick The Beta]

"I would like to be a mod - what does getbig think of this?"

hahahahahaha

[ukjeff]

"I would like to be a mod - what does getbig think of this?"

Would you treat everyone equally?

[Seven Copper Coins]

the only thing coming out of her pores was gravy

she wasn't mad at you, she was mad at her four different black baby daddies for getting themselves locked up and therefore being unable to pay support

Are you implying that her EBT card balance was down to 47 cents, and she was mad because she couldn't buy her usual six donuts, and thus the hostility ?

[biff]

'i eat the same as everyone else'

usually followed by some 'metabolism' remark, or how 'you're lucky - you can eat anything and dont get fat'

[biff]

i swear the following happened in the gym 2 days ago.

some youngster kid approaches me and says how im ripped and blabla.

his goal is to have abs.while were talking, hes downing a gatorade.

i asked him what hge eats,he says only vegs and chicken breast.while downing the whole half liter gatorade.

i told him if he dont drop the sugary drinks he will have hard time to get abs,hes quite 25% bodyfat btw.

he says ok if i say so and that hed gladly ask me more stuff.
i say, ok, lets meet infront of the gym in couple minutes.

so i have a smoke and he comes up after couple minutes, asking me if a split training is better for him, if i take something like protein bars and powders(hahahhah)and if efedrine is good fatburner, someone suggested that to him.

meanwhile, hes drinking ANOTHER gatorade,another half liter gatorade ,just minutes after downing the previous one, and telling me he understood, only to drink water and maybe diet cokes.

i ask him if hes slow or retarded or if he forgot the thing about sugar drinks.

he looking at me like dumb cow in headlight look.

takes another sip.i tell him to throw it away immediately.he doesnt.

instead he asks me if its possible to have abs for him by next summer.

i tell him any further advice is gonna cost him money and to talk to me next time he sees me.

this is a prime example of how retarded ppl are, he drank 70gramms of sugar in 10minutes in his quest on having a sixpack.

had the same discussion years ago with a friend, who insisted the gatorade didnt have sugar, it had electrolytes.  i asked if he knew wtf an elctrolyte was, of course he didnt. 

it's almost sad how ignorant most people are about even basic nutrition, let alone any sort of long term dieting or healthy eating.

[calfzilla]

Not so much what they say but I'm amazed at how ignorant they are especially in the Information Age. It boggles my mind when I'm on a low carb diet and fats's are suggesting I eat thi he that are nowhere near low carb.

[Hulkotron]

this is a prime example of how retarded ppl are, he drank 70gramms of sugar in 10minutes in his quest on having a sixpack.

The absolute best way for fats to lose weight in my opinion is to just cut all non-water liquids out of the diet.  If you take a normal fat fuck and take away all the juice, milk, soda, beer, etc. and replace it with just water, that's a shitload of calories and you didn't even have to change the solid food that you eat at all.

[Hulkotron]

I had a "Venti" ( ) Starbuck's white chocolate mocha the other day, something like 510 calories, even without the whipped cream.

[Chadwick The Beta]

I had a "Venti" ( ) Starbuck's white chocolate mocha the other day, something like 510 calories, even without the whipped cream.

gayer than a venti

[Mr Nobody]

I beat the shit out of a fat person because they have no determination.

[Borracho]

I beat the shit out of a fat person because they have no determination.

I don't know man falcon packs a mean punch.....I'm gonna have to call bullshit on this one.

[Psychopath]

Funny thing is, half the people in this thread have fat parents. Do you make fun of them, or punch them in the face?

LOL, I know, it's just forums BS. 

[Borracho]

Funny thing is, half the people in this thread have fat parents. Do you make fun of them, or punch them in the face?

LOL, I know, it's just forums BS. 

More than half the people in this thread are probably fat themselves.

[dj181]

I beat the shit out of a fat person because they have no determination.

was his name kwon?