Funny things FAT people say

[dj181]

More than half the people in this thread are probably fat themselves.

whadda ya bench?

[Borracho]

whadda ya bench?

que es bench?

[dj181]

que es bench?

elle sait

[Mr Nobody]

elle sait

Does she even lift or just pose for pics. Primarly genes as I see.

[dj181]

Does she even lift or just pose for pics. Primarly genes as I see.

who knows if she lifts

but it's for damn sure that she likes ripped dudes

sub-5 FTMFW!!!!

[Mr Nobody]

who knows if she lifts

but it's for damn sure that she likes ripped dudes

sub-5 FTMFW!!!!

Hell I really don't care if she lifts or not, she is hot. But seems she would go with a toad that had cash.

[OTHstrong]

"Natural fruit juices are better for you than diet soda."     -fat pig at DMV

Oh shit the fruit thing.

I was at a gathering turkey dinner and the works when some fat woman puts 2 bananas, 2 apples and a water melon the size of a football and then pours a glass of orange juice and says I am on a diet, kept on eye on her out of curiosity and lo and behold she had 3 additional refills on her orange juice. Unbelievable, she was way better off stuffing her face with turkey.

[Nirvana]

"Real men like 'curvy' women, only dogs like bones"

[dj181]

yeah maybe thats a slaughterhouses preference on incoming pigs

hahahahahahahaaaaa!!!!!

[Hulkotron]

gayer than a venti

I forewent the whipped cream, that makes it not-gay.

[BigCyp]

i swear the following happened in the gym 2 days ago.

some youngster kid approaches me and says how im ripped and blabla.

his goal is to have abs.while were talking, hes downing a gatorade.

i asked him what hge eats,he says only vegs and chicken breast.while downing the whole half liter gatorade.

i told him if he dont drop the sugary drinks he will have hard time to get abs,hes quite 25% bodyfat btw.

he says ok if i say so and that hed gladly ask me more stuff.
i say, ok, lets meet infront of the gym in couple minutes.

so i have a smoke and he comes up after couple minutes, asking me if a split training is better for him, if i take something like protein bars and powders(hahahhah)and if efedrine is good fatburner, someone suggested that to him.

meanwhile, hes drinking ANOTHER gatorade,another half liter gatorade ,just minutes after downing the previous one, and telling me he understood, only to drink water and maybe diet cokes.

i ask him if hes slow or retarded or if he forgot the thing about sugar drinks.

he looking at me like dumb cow in headlight look.

takes another sip.i tell him to throw it away immediately.he doesnt.

instead he asks me if its possible to have abs for him by next summer.

i tell him any further advice is gonna cost him money and to talk to me next time he sees me.

this is a prime example of how retarded ppl are, he drank 70gramms of sugar in 10minutes in his quest on having a sixpack.

Hahaha, great story Gal.

[dj181]

Hahaha, great story Gal.

the dumbass just needs to trade it in for sugar-free gatorade

[Hulkotron]

Yes the low-cal Gatorade tastes exactly the same and is less than half the calories.

[dj181]

wonder what he benches?

[BigCyp]

Yes the low-cal Gatorade tastes exactly the same and is less than half the calories.

Exactly.

I love the fat walrus guys on cardio bikes drinking fizzy lucozade haha.

"Hmm, what drink should I choose to aid my body in metabolising fat instead of sugar, during this intense 1 hour bike session on difficulty level one, watching MTV Base......?"

"Aha!!! Liquid glucose - that should do the trick! Plus it's on a 2 for 1 offer......Result!!!!"

[JediTerminator]

I like Mio Sport liquid flavor squirt bottles. No cals. Same taste/effect as Gatorade with the electrolytes and is $3 for 25 or so servings. Just pour it into your water bottle and it's good to go. Gatorade each are at least $2, or out of a vending machine even more.

[calfzilla]

I like Mio Sport liquid flavor squirt bottles. No cals. Same taste/effect as Gatorade with the electrolytes and is $3 for 25 or so servings. Just pour it into your water bottle and it's good to go. Gatorade each are at least $2, or out of a vending machine even more.

Crystal lite just started making these and IMO they are better than Mio.


Also a fat woman at work once told me that sugar does not turn into fat.

[JediTerminator]

I didn't know Crystal Lite was on it too. Even more options now. Gatorade needs to make it in the powder tubs. Stuff is great tasting.

[Hulkotron]

They used to have powdered Gatorade, I am certain of this.  Haven't seen it for a while now though so maybe it's not made anymore.

[JediTerminator]

They used to have powdered Gatorade, I am certain of this.  Haven't seen it for a while now though so maybe it's not made anymore.

they still make it. I used to drink it with whey all the time. I meant they should make the 0 calorie sugar free G2 kind. they only make the 36g sugar per serving kind in powder.

[El Diablo Blanco]

yesmthis alone as first step will tremendously help.

and alc, alc is fermented sugar, a beer can is the same exact shit to the body as a can of coke, plus the poison.

i love it when i see fatsos walking with sugary drinks or coffess with self confident and happy faces, as if they need those drink to be able to walk.
love the thought how its gonna make them even fatter and eventualy diabetic.

The pretentious look on these whores who walk with their starbucks like its a  badge of honor.  I just want to slap them.

[JediTerminator]

was watching a show I think was called Weight of the Nation. guy was blaming dollar menus on making him fat and that dollar menus were evil. holy fuck. dollar menus are a godsend if you wanna eat a little fast food and not cost you much. nobody told this guy to buy $20 worth of food off it.

I can see how people can get sucked into the fast food life. my dad used to pick me up from my grandma's every day after school after working all day and he didn't really have time to be cooking since my brother was a baby. so all the time it was mcdonalds drive thru. just convenience I guess.

[Archer77]

Fat people always tell me they really don't eat a lot and they just have a slow metabolism.  Had a friend who's wife was putting on weight.  She claimed that she didnt eat a lot.  We all went out to dinner one night and I kept track of what she ate. 

At the end of the night she ate close to five thousand calories and this wasn't abnormal.  People don't really know how much they are eating especially calorically dense foods packaged in relatively small serving sizes like junk foods.

[bradistani]

are you eating 'rabbit food' again ?

[SquatsRule]

Top fat excuses:
I have a bad thyroid.
My medication makes me fat.
I've tried every diet and I can't lose weight.
I'm exercising (five minutes on recumbant bike) I don't know why I can't lose weight.
I don't eat that much.