parker should write self help books and promote them on oprah
become a billionaire
They would be to "self-help" myself at the same time others

We all go thru issues, trials and tribulations. Which is why I don't really hold any animosity towards the majority of posters here. Many people on here are far better at "getting the girls" than I am, so I listen, and adopt their methodologies. Far more people are better at analyzing, so one would should ask them questions and learn to adopt their methodologies.
It's like überman has alluded to---in order to "survive" one must be adaptable. Adapting and honing different strategies in order to survive.