Author Topic: WYUI (Would You Utilize It) - Female Economist Edition (Read 7559 times)

syntaxmachine · « **on:** May 22, 2013, 04:44:48 PM »

Economists by training, here are some women who would destroy any of the faux-experts, pothead conspiracy theorists, and deluded chimpanzees on here in substantive debate over economic/financial matters. Please ordinally rank your picks for utility maximization.

1.

Prof Veronica Guerrieri (Italian) -- University of Chicago Booth School of Business

2.

Prof Gita Gopinath (Indian) -- Harvard University

3.

HELENA EDRÉN (Swedish) -- Manager at BCG (one of the most prestigious consulting firms)

4.

Saana Azzam (Emirati) -- Public speaker

5.

Martina Lind (Swedish) -- Runs a public affairs company

insanity_bb · « **Reply #1 on:** May 22, 2013, 04:56:40 PM »

Saana Azzam (Emirati) -- Public speaker

mmmhmmm

King Shizzo · « **Reply #2 on:** May 22, 2013, 04:56:48 PM »

All corn. Plus they have money. Time to be a gold dicker

MAXX · « **Reply #3 on:** May 22, 2013, 04:58:11 PM »

no they are probably not as good as their male counterpart

(no homo)

arce1988 · « **Reply #4 on:** May 22, 2013, 05:23:39 PM »

ALL

Costanza · « **Reply #5 on:** May 22, 2013, 05:34:52 PM »

Would love to get intimate with Saana's rectum. I'll be in Sweden in 6 weeks, looking forward to catching up with her.

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #6 on:** May 23, 2013, 12:45:47 AM »

In order to break the ice, do I need to win a debate first?

dj181 · « **Reply #7 on:** May 23, 2013, 01:24:49 AM »

Quote from: insanity_bb on May 22, 2013, 04:56:40 PM

Saana Azzam (Emirati) -- Public speaker

mmmhmmm

agreed

and she's a hot and petite little thing

DAMN!!!

Roger Bacon · « **Reply #8 on:** May 23, 2013, 01:31:28 AM »

Need to know which bitches are Austrian School...

deadpan · « **Reply #9 on:** May 23, 2013, 01:35:37 AM »

business school girls are some of the hottest (in terms of career fields) in my experience

syntaxmachine · « **Reply #10 on:** May 23, 2013, 04:05:05 PM »

Quote from: P.I.P on May 23, 2013, 01:31:28 AM

Need to know which bitches are Austrian School...

So that you can laugh at them?

Roger Bacon · « **Reply #11 on:** May 23, 2013, 08:06:34 PM »

Quote from: syntaxmachine on May 23, 2013, 04:05:05 PM

So that you can laugh at them?

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #12 on:** May 24, 2013, 06:31:29 AM »

Women + money = bad idea

Griffith · « **Reply #13 on:** May 24, 2013, 06:51:07 AM »

Data indicates negative economic forecast.

With data highly skewed and high dispersion among all quartiles.

Median is lower than anticipated with mean values set to decline.

Psychopath · « **Reply #14 on:** May 24, 2013, 10:47:23 AM »

1,3,5.

Roger Bacon · « **Reply #15 on:** May 24, 2013, 06:14:59 PM »

Quote from: Kahn.N.Singh on May 24, 2013, 10:46:05 AM

Impress these lovely women with your mad EJing skillz, boy:

Just what I needed, THANK YOU!

syntaxmachine · « **Reply #16 on:** July 27, 2013, 04:14:07 PM »

A post-coital lecture on the typical properties of "consaaahmption" during economic downturns would be quite the treat.

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #17 on:** July 27, 2013, 04:26:30 PM »

Recession in the "ousing bizniss" or not, I would give her a "big boom" for free.

keanu · « **Reply #18 on:** July 27, 2013, 04:29:21 PM »

I would start cooking curry to win over that Indian girl.

Kahn.N.Singh · « **Reply #19 on:** July 27, 2013, 07:33:31 PM »

I'd start with reciting the Black-Scholes formula with fierce, smoldering eyes in my Burberry's striped, blue poplin button-down. Following that, I'd snatch the nearest available violin for an impromptu [but totally rehearsed

] rendition of Brahms' Hungarian Dance #5, but not before asking for her favorite stanza from Dante's Commedia to deliver it back in the original. After that, we'd compare CVs, debate who's wittier, Stephen Fry or Christopher Hitchens? [doesn't matter, I'd let her win

] while I, in time-tested Getbig fashion, confidently guide her hands to my crotch for a provocative prelude of ineffable pleasures before capping the ensuing fuckfest with an episode of Inspector Morse.