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Author Topic: do u exercise your penis? "jelqing" and such  (Read 5185 times)
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« on: May 27, 2013, 03:47:38 AM »

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« Reply #1 on: May 27, 2013, 05:42:33 AM »

I used to, but I took the flelqing (flexing + jelqing) too far. Now all my trouser snake is good for is hanging myself with, which I will proceed to do upon completion of this post.
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« Reply #2 on: May 27, 2013, 05:57:42 AM »

I used to, but I took the flelqing (flexing + jelqing) too far. Now all my trouser snake is good for is hanging myself with, which I will proceed to do upon completion of this post.

I lol'ed
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« Reply #3 on: May 27, 2013, 02:09:12 PM »

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« Reply #4 on: May 27, 2013, 02:25:07 PM »

My girlfriend accused me of masturbating in the shower the other day.   I told her "I can wash it as fast as I want"
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« Reply #5 on: May 27, 2013, 02:30:00 PM »

everytime my girl friend talks about how tall black men have big cocks for perfect sex

i start pondering about jelqing the next day

This won't end well...
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« Reply #6 on: May 27, 2013, 02:31:40 PM »

The trick is to keep the pump and feel the weight with mind-body connection and visualize your gains.
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« Reply #7 on: May 27, 2013, 02:43:18 PM »

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« Reply #8 on: May 27, 2013, 02:48:02 PM »

My girlfriend accused me of masturbating in the shower the other day.   I told her "I can wash it as fast as I want"

Brilliant...lmao!
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« Reply #9 on: May 27, 2013, 03:34:14 PM »

everytime my girl friend talks about how tall black men have big cocks for perfect sex

i start pondering about jelqing the next day

Maybe you should ponder why she's a mudshark
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« Reply #10 on: May 28, 2013, 01:43:39 AM »

My girlfriend accused me of masturbating in the shower the other day.   I told her "I can wash it as fast as I want"

Ahahaha!  Grin
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« Reply #11 on: May 28, 2013, 03:00:19 AM »

BigCyp I see Cyrpus is not included in the Euro chart.

Your measurements are off the scale, apparently.

Not sure which way though  Grin
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« Reply #12 on: May 28, 2013, 03:04:02 AM »

Yes Raymondo, serving kebabs to fuel the nightime UK economy is not conducive to great phallic length it seems  Grin
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« Reply #13 on: May 28, 2013, 03:08:13 AM »

BigCyp I see Cyrpus is not included in the Euro chart.

Your measurements are off the scale, apparently.

Not sure which way though  Grin

Cyprus's artificial gerrymander into Europe is a fluke anyway: they are just Arabs with shoes. Look to the East for comparable data.
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« Reply #14 on: May 28, 2013, 03:13:38 AM »

Cyprus's artificial gerrymander into Europe is a fluke anyway: they are just Arabs with shoes. Look to the East for comparable data.

"Arabs with shoes!"

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« Reply #15 on: May 28, 2013, 03:16:37 AM »

Cyprus's artificial gerrymander into Europe is a fluke anyway: they are just Arabs with shoes. Look to the East for comparable data.

I thought Cyrpiots are pretty much Greeks?
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« Reply #16 on: May 28, 2013, 01:25:28 PM »

"Arabs with shoes!"

I thought we were brothers  Cry


Arabs in countries like Jordan, Palestine, Syria, Lebanon have a lot of European genetics in them. You can actually find many red haired, blue eyed, and blonde haired blue eyed fellas in those countries.

They are much different than their North African and desert Arab brothers.




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« Reply #17 on: May 28, 2013, 03:17:35 PM »

I thought Cyrpiots are pretty much Greeks?

Sure, as long as we are, in this context, using the term 'Cypriot' to refer to citizens of the EU member state and not any other part of the island.

My comment was a jab at the sophistication/developmental progress of Cyprus rather than its genetic pool. As a result, it isn't actually pertinent to the size of its citizens' pee pees.

Back to the pee pee issue: the weighted average for the island as a whole -- using the average values of Greece and Turkey weighted in line with demographic data -- is 14.55cm; the South's average will pretty much be the same as Greece's since that's where the Greeks are and similarly for the North and Turkey.

"Arabs with shoes!"

I thought we were brothers  Cry

I'd say we are, but I need to know if you've lived here to see how our people are in full, or have simply fostered only semi-accurate beliefs from afar as many ethnic types born away from their country of origin tend to do.
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« Reply #18 on: May 28, 2013, 05:20:40 PM »

Charles Bronson (the prisoner, not Death Wish legend ;-) recommends an elaborate routine he swears adds size and improves performance.
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