i asbsolutely despise drunk people

[galeniko]

hitzo81, choke on a penis dipped into dierrhea, you little turdfaced bitch.

youre a home to alot estrogen, you will be forced to live the life of a misearble pathetic beta forever ,by default.

[Marty Champions]

galenko take some baking soda to sober up bro

[Radical Plato]

just cant yet tell which are worse, men or women.

these morons dont notice when they notoriously thell you the same fucking story thrice in a row and expect you to listen to their verbal diarrhea.

they also take up a physical kinda smart thinkers position before they hold their self pity monologues.

and they stink from their mouths.

ofc, some ppl are ok when they had a drink or two, but im talking about the fully drunk wankers.

and not to mention the ones who get aggressive and think theyre now ready to take anyone in a fight,oh brother

the sooner the liver cirrhosis strikes, the better

You think there bad when drunk, go hang outside an AA meeting and talk to them when they are sober.  You will wish they were drunk!

[JediTerminator]

beers muscles and beer brains

"alcohol makes me feel normal" is a typical spew you'll hear from alcoholics. or "i'm just a social drinker" = every fuking day at the bar dropping $20

[JediTerminator]

You think there bad when drunk, go hang outside an AA meeting and talk to them when they are sober.  You will wish they were drunk!

agree. dry drunks are even worse. find lots of these outside poor coffee shops like Tim Hortons. will talk your ear off even if they have never seen you before, hyped up on caffeine

[the trainer]

just cant yet tell which are worse, men or women.

these morons dont notice when they notoriously thell you the same fucking story thrice in a row and expect you to listen to their verbal diarrhea.

they also take up a physical kinda smart thinkers position before they hold their self pity monologues.

and they stink from their mouths.

ofc, some ppl are ok when they had a drink or two, but im talking about the fully drunk wankers.

and not to mention the ones who get aggressive and think theyre now ready to take anyone in a fight,oh brother

the sooner the liver cirrhosis strikes, the better

Lets go drinking and get drunk together we can be fully drunk buddy wankers.

[no one]

women by far are the worse drunks. especially in an altercation. they will spit on you, slap you, call you racially motivated slurs all under the protection of not getting knocked the fuck out cause they are 'female'.

[Radical Plato]

women by far are the worse drunks. especially in an altercation. they will spit on you, slap you, call you racially motivated slurs all under the protection of not getting knocked the fuck out cause they are 'female'.

BAM !

[JediTerminator]

white girl drunk is the worst. screaming at the top of their lungs and wearing no shoes outside the club.

[JediTerminator]

what do alcoholic hips look like?

[beakdoctor]

I was in a bar about 2 weeks ago. A young guy walks in and he is totally out of his element. He's acting like he's the cool kid in high school. There was an odd combination of ex convict, meth addicts and hippsters in this bar. He starts drinking and he's not handling his liquor real well. I could tell it was not going to end well for him. He was a smart ass and was being too aggressive with some girls. He was a little dude but he thought he was the cat's ass.

He starts to alienate everyone around him and all of his group ends up leaving. He;s too drunk to listen and sticks around starting shit with anyone and everyone. He's talking loud and just pounding drink after drink. By now he was sloppy drunk. I don't know what he was thinking because he looked kind of soft, sheltered, like he's never been called out in his life.

This bar wasn't the kind of place to go picking a fight either....Some rough looking dudes were in there alot of blacks and hispanics and this kid looked like Elijah Wood. Anyway the kid pushes in some girls face. He palms her face and pushes her back about three or four feet. Some overgrown black dude had enough of his shit and fucking choke slams the guy on the pinball machine. Breaks the pinball machine in half. The black dude jumps on top of the kid and reigns punches and elbows on his face.

Black dude gets up and runs out of the bar and the kid is out cold. Totally unconscious. The funny part was his shoes were knocked off of his feet, lying about 3 feet away from him. Cops were called and an ambulance shows up.

The kid comes to and is strapped into a stretcher neck brace and all. He's starts balling like a little girl. He was taken away and his shoes were left on the floor. Everyone told the cops the kid was asking for it all night. The girl comes forward who got face palmed and says the kid assaulted her. Because of this the cops didnt even try to find the guy who pumeled him.

It was one of the most pathetic sights I've seen in a long time. The kid weeping as he's rolled away on a stretcher while evryone in the bar mocks him. I cant imagine the hangover he had the next day. Im sure its a lesson he will never forget.

[JediTerminator]

I was in a bar about 2 weeks ago. A young guy walks in and he is totally out of his element. He's acting like he's the cool kid in high school. There was an odd combination of ex convict, meth addicts and hippsters in this bar. He starts drinking and he's not handling his liquor real well. I could tell it was not going to end well for him. He was a smart ass and was being too aggressive with some girls. He was a little dude but he thought he was the cat's ass.

He starts to alienate everyone around him and all of his group ends up leaving. He;s too drunk to listen and sticks around starting shit with anyone and everyone. He's talking loud and just pounding drink after drink. By now he was sloppy drunk. I don't know what he was thinking because he looked kind of soft, sheltered, like he's never been called out in his life.

This bar wasn't the kind of place to go picking a fight either....Some rough looking dudes were in there alot of blacks and hispanics and this kid looked like Elijah Wood. Anyway the kid pushes in some girls face. He palms her face and pushes her back about three or four feet. Some overgrown black dude had enough of his shit and fucking choke slams the guy on the pinball machine. Breaks the pinball machine in half. The black dude jumps on top of the kid and reigns punches and elbows on his face.

Black dude gets up and runs out of the bar and the kid is out cold. Totally unconscious. The funny part was his shoes were knocked off of his feet, lying about 3 feet away from him. Cops were called and an ambulance shows up.

The kid comes to and is strapped into a stretcher neck brace and all. He's starts balling like a little girl. He was taken away and his shoes were left on the floor. Everyone told the cops the kid was asking for it all night. The girl comes forward who got face palmed and says the kid assaulted her. Because of this the cops didnt even try to find the guy who pumeled him.

It was one of the most pathetic sights I've seen in a long time. The kid weeping as he's rolled away on a stretcher while evryone in the bar mocks him. I cant imagine the hangover he had the next day. Im sure its a lesson he will never forget.

only thing this story is missing is someone recording it for "WOOOORRRRRRLLLLDDDDDSTTT TTTAAAARRRRR"

[no one]

BAM !

hahah win one for the good guys!

[calfzilla]

I'm ok with most drunk people but can't stand the ones who can't hold their liquor and have to get all violent and aggressive. When I'm drunk I just get more talkative and social. People who can't control themselves are buzz kills.

[MikMaq]

I was in a bar about 2 weeks ago. A young guy walks in and he is totally out of his element. He's acting like he's the cool kid in high school. There was an odd combination of ex convict, meth addicts and hippsters in this bar. He starts drinking and he's not handling his liquor real well. I could tell it was not going to end well for him. He was a smart ass and was being too aggressive with some girls. He was a little dude but he thought he was the cat's ass.

He starts to alienate everyone around him and all of his group ends up leaving. He;s too drunk to listen and sticks around starting shit with anyone and everyone. He's talking loud and just pounding drink after drink. By now he was sloppy drunk. I don't know what he was thinking because he looked kind of soft, sheltered, like he's never been called out in his life.

This bar wasn't the kind of place to go picking a fight either....Some rough looking dudes were in there alot of blacks and hispanics and this kid looked like Elijah Wood. Anyway the kid pushes in some girls face. He palms her face and pushes her back about three or four feet. Some overgrown black dude had enough of his shit and fucking choke slams the guy on the pinball machine. Breaks the pinball machine in half. The black dude jumps on top of the kid and reigns punches and elbows on his face.

Black dude gets up and runs out of the bar and the kid is out cold. Totally unconscious. The funny part was his shoes were knocked off of his feet, lying about 3 feet away from him. Cops were called and an ambulance shows up.

The kid comes to and is strapped into a stretcher neck brace and all. He's starts balling like a little girl. He was taken away and his shoes were left on the floor. Everyone told the cops the kid was asking for it all night. The girl comes forward who got face palmed and says the kid assaulted her. Because of this the cops didnt even try to find the guy who pumeled him.

It was one of the most pathetic sights I've seen in a long time. The kid weeping as he's rolled away on a stretcher while evryone in the bar mocks him. I cant imagine the hangover he had the next day. Im sure its a lesson he will never forget.

Wow what a fascinating epic, a 17 year old gets knocked out.

[calfzilla]

oh and yeah, the folks who have their daily glas of wine.

or must have a beer or two after work.

must

^
Agreed. If they must then they have a problem.

[oldtimer1]

I absolutely despise steroid users.

1. They want credit for a physique they only have while juicing.

2. They are full of training advice but truth be told without juice they would look like they never worked out.

3. Their aggressive alpha attitude disappears once they go off drugs. Combine steroids with a alcohol and you have a real jerk to deal with.

4. Most users when asked if they use deny it. They do this because they want the praise knowing the drug would get the praise if they admitted using.

5. All the answers they have for every training situation only applies when they are on cycle. Obviously the the training knowledge training secrets don't work without the magic pill and syringe.

6. When they eventually have to stop using due to health, finances or legal reasons they will carry a picture of them self buffed in their wallet. I told one guy I don't need a picture you are right in front of me.

[bradistani]

hahah win one for the good guys!

only he lost his job and the troll became a millionaire 

[YngiweRhoads]

Fighting for Truth, Justice, and the American Way.

[beakdoctor]

Wow what a fascinating epic, a 17 year old gets knocked out.

Well, truth be told I left out the part where I stole the unconscious kids wallet, chased down the black guy...kicked his ass. Went back to the bar and fucked both of their girlfriends....But since you asked.

[King Shizzo]

 

[Borracho]

Once I found "raves" playing electronic music I no longer went to regular top 40 clubs. The crowd at these clubs are much less aggresive(high on e) and if you happen to step on someones feet or accidentally bump into them they'll just smile. At regular clubs everyone is drunk and looking for a fight if they ain't getting pussy that night.

[Borracho]

here you get asked by the security guys to not wear provocative t shirts, for potential provocation of ppl.

That's crazy...

[_aj_]

I learned to hate drunk people bartending in a "dance club" in the late 80's. What are the last words heard before the fight? "Are you looking at my girlfriend?" 

I worked security on the busier nights. Gahh. Don't miss it.

[The Abdominal Snoman]

No one should be out during the witching hours if they don't want to deal with fukced up people