i would approve of women farting

[hardgainerj]

if it were restricted to being odorless and thunderous

[JediTerminator]

try hearing a towel ripping fart then "uggggghhhh that feels so much better" after she consumes a monster energy drink.

nothing, NOTHING, quite as repulsive

[bradistani]

farting, belching, and foul language are turn offs

pissing, a turn on  

[Psychopath]

Whenever your girl farts around you, you have to acknowledge it and make fun of her. Otherwise, it's fucking disgusting and awkward.

I remember when i was 13, there was this ugly white trash troll of a woman dating a degenerate ebony fella that uses her for money, rent, car etc...

He would instruct her to fart and burp in front of people in public, and she would.

I have to say, a closed casket death would've been too generous for this bitch.

[indie-lad]

Whenever your girl farts around you, you have to acknowledge it and make fun of her. Otherwise, it's fucking disgusting and awkward.

I remember when i was 13, there was this ugly white trash troll of a woman dating a degenerate ebony fella that uses her for money, rent, car etc...

He would instruct her to fart and burp in front of people in public, and she would.

I have to say, a closed casket death would've been too generous for this bitch.

 

[gym**rat]

farting, belching, and foul language are turn offs

pissing, a turn on  

brad, usually we agree on most things regarding women but I find all 4 very erotic. Especially if she holds a fart until you are rimming her and she laughs after doing it that she farts in your face again. Then burps and says "fuck you, clean that fart off my asshole". That my friend, is a keeper. 

[hardgainerj]

i think it would be very fulfilling if a wasp were to ride me cowgirl then proceeds to fart on my stomach leaving herself in shame and i calming her with my cock

[phreak]

Farting is good fun. At home I'm the smell champ, but my wife beats me in the volume and squeakiness contests.

[gym**rat]

Farting is good fun. At home I'm the smell champ, but my wife beats me in the volume and squeakiness contests.

I wish my wife would fart in front of me. We will be married 26 years June 6th and I can count on one hand the times I have heard her fart.

[Parker]

brad, usually we agree on most things regarding women but I find all 4 very erotic. Especially if she holds a fart until you are rimming her and she laughs after doing it that she farts in your face again. Then burps and says "fuck you, clean that fart off my asshole". That my friend, is a keeper. 

what if her fart was one of the nose hair singeing variety? One that stinks so bad, that it stays in your mind even until this day?

[hardgainerj]

Farting is good fun. At home I'm the smell champ, but my wife beats me in the volume and squeakiness contests.

i dont approve of squeaks  i want booming farts

[gym**rat]

what if her fart was one of the nose hair singeing variety? One that stinks so bad, that it stays in your mind even until this day?

Like anything in life Parker, you have to take the good farts with the bad. It will even itself out in the long run.

[phreak]

what if her fart was one of the nose hair singeing variety? One that stinks so bad, that it stays in your mind even until this day?

Then she deserves oral.

[Borracho]

queefs of peace

[Wiggs]

Get some fucking class assholes! Farting for women is never approved and you shouldn't be intentionally bustin' ass in front of your woman either.

[gym**rat]

Get some fucking class assholes! Farting for women is never approved and you shouldn't be intentionally bustin' ass in front of your woman either.

You can't be serious wiggs. Nothing is more funnier or romantic that ripping one off. It shows how open and comfortable you are with the other person and it is a form of sharing. It is not like Lee Priest shitting on "someone's" chest, it is just a fart.

[Wiggs]

You can't be serious wiggs. Nothing is more funnier or romantic that ripping one off. It shows how open and comfortable you are with the other person and it is a form of sharing. It is not like Lee Priest shitting on "someone's" chest, it is just a fart.

I'm serious bro. Call me a prude but nothing turns me off quicker than a female that lets one rip "for fun". It's fucking disgusting and I wouldn't do it to her either. It's classless. My buds thought I was weird about this too but I don't find the humor in this like most. It's a an automatic turn off.

[HockeyFightFan]

brad, usually we agree on most things regarding women but I find all 4 very erotic. Especially if she holds a fart until you are rimming her and she laughs after doing it that she farts in your face again. Then burps and says "fuck you, clean that fart off my asshole". That my friend, is a keeper. 

Dude......there is something seriously wrong with you in the head.   

[gym**rat]

I'm serious bro. Call me a prude but nothing turns me off quicker than a female that lets one rip "for fun". It's fucking disgusting and I wouldn't do it to her either. It's classless. My buds thought I was weird about this too but I don't find the humor in this like most. It's a an automatic turn off.

I would never judge and call you a prude. We all have our likes and dislikes. Just curious though, you meet the woman of your dreams. You date for months and you are happier than ever. It is the night before your wedding and you are going down on her and she cums so hard she farts and a little splatter of poo flies out on the sheets. She confesses this happens with every intense orgasm. Do you call off the wedding?

[HockeyFightFan]

I would never judge and call you a prude. We all have our likes and dislikes. Just curious though, you meet the woman of your dreams. You date for months and you are happier than ever. It is the night before your wedding and you are going down on her and she cums so hard she farts and a little splatter of poo flies out on the sheets. She confesses this happens with every intense orgasm. Do you call off the wedding?

What in the holy hell?

 

[gym**rat]

Dude......there is something seriously wrong with you in the head.   

I hear that all the time from family members, my wife, co-workers, and getbiggers. I can't explain it. It is not like I sit here and think hard about the sickest shit I could say. What I reply with are the actual thoughts already in my head. I agree, I need help. You would think at 54 years old I would have grown out of it but it just gets worse.

[HockeyFightFan]

I would never judge and call you a prude. We all have our likes and dislikes. Just curious though, you meet the woman of your dreams. You date for months and you are happier than ever. It is the night before your wedding and you are going down on her and she cums so hard she farts and a little splatter of poo flies out on the sheets. She confesses this happens with every intense orgasm. Do you call off the wedding?

Wiggs prefers men.....

[gym**rat]

Wiggs prefers men.....

Ok, let me try this again then, I had no idea.

I would never judge and call you a prude. We all have our likes and dislikes. Just curious though, you meet the man of your dreams. You date for months and you are happier than ever. It is the night before your same sex wedding and you are going down on him and he cums so hard he farts and a little splatter of poo flies out on the sheets. He confesses this happens with every intense orgasm. Do you call off the same sex wedding?

[Wiggs]

I would never judge and call you a prude. We all have our likes and dislikes. Just curious though, you meet the woman of your dreams. You date for months and you are happier than ever. It is the night before your wedding and you are going down on her and she cums so hard she farts and a little splatter of poo flies out on the sheets. She confesses this happens with every intense orgasm. Do you call off the wedding?

If that happens, she's not the woman of my dreams.......j/k

LOL. that's quite the scenario. Of course I wouldn't. I said intentional.

[gym**rat]

If that happens, she's not the woman of my dreams.......j/k

LOL. that's quite the scenario. Of course I wouldn't. I said intentional.

I love throwing out scenarios. When I point some beast out to a buddy and ask "Would you?" and they say never. I can always come up with some sick ass scenario that makes them end up saying "Ok, yea I'd fuck her."