So yesterday the fucking cops busted three "massage parlors" near me one of which I go to once in a while. This is going to start a chain reaction now where all of the other ones will now stop giving extra service for a while, especially to new clients.
What harm did these massage parlors do? If anything they actually helped society. Instead of having a bunch of guys all aggressive running around ready to kill each other. They fulfilled a need by helping people relieve stress.
But nope, these fucking cops had to screw it all up.
Going to an amp is pretty easy. Here's how it typically goes:
1. The girl takes you to the room and takes the payment for the time you will spend there.
2. She will then tell you to get undressed, etc. and leave for a short time with the money.
3. You do so and during this time you will lay the tip in plain view on a side table (there will be one). If you have 20s or whatever just fan them out a little so it is easy to see how much is there.
4. She will return, take you by the hand, and guide you the rest of the way.
No, she should not discuss anything regarding activities with you.
No, you should not discuss anything regarding activities with her.
No, your money will not disappear while you are out of the room.
half hour = 40 house fee + 100 for the girl
one hour = 60 house fee + 140 for the girl
period.
(you will be asked if you want a half hour or an hour)
you will be asked 'want a shower'?
say yes. or say no, so we can hear that you didn’t get what most of us get. i trust you are smart enough to figure out why this may be.
don't be a douchebag and haggle. unless you don't care if the girls think you're an asshole. and girls talk. haggling is a sure way to not get what you were hoping for, both in services and overall experience.
on the other hand... haggle and cause a stir at the amp, then report back here with your experience. that way us vets can call you a douchebag and belittle you. we live for that shit.
Another tip :
Get the girl to introduce you to the other girls on your way out. Also say hello to the house mom, tell her the girl was great and you will be back.
You need to be bold, not rude, but bold. Make you money for this visit count, make sure all the other girls see your face, ask them their names, say anything... they will remember you next time and things will just get better...
there is no one set scenario, like some people think. some places the house mom takes you to a room. sometimes a working girl greets you and takes you to a room. depends on where you go.
sometimes a house mom will get the house fee from you, sometimes it's the girl you get/pick/ask for; after asking how long you want to stay (half hour or an hour). depends on where you go.
sometimes the girl will ask for the tip up front. sometimes they will expect it after the session. again, there is no one standard. some girls have been ripped off or cheated too many times to just let an unknown guy wait until after the session. if the girl leaves and you put the tip on the table, that's ok too.
i only leave tip on table if it's a new spa i'm not known at. most places i go i'm known and even if it's a new girl she usually knows i'm cool (the girls talk). but if the girl does ask for tip up front, it doesn't offend me. i smile and gladly hand it over.
too many guys here will relate what they are used to like that scenario is set in stone.
be flexible. go with the flow. and know what to pay before you go (140 or 200).
I'm not too worried about LE, but some are. if the possibility of a run-in with them scares you too much, then you might want to consider an alternative.
this ain't rocket surgery.
Learn a couple of words in Korean (you can look up a site on the web). It goes a real long way. Try this:
Kham sahm eee dahd. Means "thank you".
Phonetically spelled: Khaan gee do wah ...means "ticklish"
Show up with pizza: Anchovy and pineapple. Honest, this is close to the pizza you can get in Korea.
Look up when Chuseok is.
Chuseok Chuseok
It is a combo of Thanksgiving, New Years and Independance Day. Bring fruit as a gift. Mileage will go up exponentially.
