Author Topic: What's your excuse? (Read 4495 times)

chaos · « **on:** June 03, 2013, 08:31:45 PM »

Met an 87 year old woman in the gym today, with 5 herniated discs. She was working out. What was your lazy ass doing?

dynamike · « **Reply #1 on:** June 03, 2013, 08:32:22 PM »

Your mom.

Wiggs · « **Reply #2 on:** June 03, 2013, 08:35:27 PM »

Settle down Gayos.

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #3 on:** June 03, 2013, 08:42:33 PM »

Quote from: chaos on June 03, 2013, 08:31:45 PM

Met an 87 year old woman in the gym today, with 5 herniated discs. She was working out. What was your lazy ass doing?

Amazing seriously. She was going to meet shizzo after the training a date night between out the two a little alcohol and fun sex.

Big Chiro Flex · « **Reply #4 on:** June 03, 2013, 11:55:53 PM »

Quote from: chaos on June 03, 2013, 08:31:45 PM

Met an 87 year old woman in the gym today, with 5 herniated discs. She was working out. What was your lazy ass doing?

Pray_4_War · « **Reply #5 on:** June 04, 2013, 12:03:35 AM »

Quote from: chaos on June 03, 2013, 08:31:45 PM

Met an 87 year old woman in the gym today, with 5 herniated discs. She was working out. What was your lazy ass doing?

I had a semi-productive day.

Jerked off to porn twice in the first 45 minutes that I was awake. Ate a bag of Reese's pieces. Trolled Facebook for ex-girlfriends. Watched the Miami Heat basketball game. Took a shower and shaved my nutsack. Jerked off to an episode of Golden Girls.

gym**rat · « **Reply #6 on:** June 04, 2013, 05:55:09 AM »

Quote from: Pray_4_War on June 04, 2013, 12:03:35 AM

I had a semi-productive day.

Jerked off to porn twice in the first 45 minutes that I was awake. Ate a bag of Reese's pieces. Trolled Facebook for ex-girlfriends. Watched the Miami Heat basketball game. Took a shower and shaved my nutsack. Jerked off to an episode of Golden Girls.

Bea Arthur or Estelle Getty?

chaos · « **Reply #7 on:** June 04, 2013, 05:56:40 AM »

Quote from: Wiggs on June 03, 2013, 08:35:27 PM

Settle down Gayos.

87yo woman puts more effort into the gym than you.

anabolichalo · « **Reply #8 on:** June 04, 2013, 06:10:20 AM »

some of us have some standards

chaos · « **Reply #9 on:** June 04, 2013, 06:53:32 AM »

Quote from: anabolichalo on June 04, 2013, 06:10:20 AM

some of us have some standards

That wouldn't include you.

Psychopath · « **Reply #10 on:** June 04, 2013, 06:55:19 AM »

You should put her out of her misery.

Rammstein · « **Reply #11 on:** June 04, 2013, 06:57:43 AM »

http://www.jimwendler.com/2013/06/how-sore-are-you-today/

Pray_4_War · « **Reply #12 on:** June 04, 2013, 07:23:39 AM »

Quote from: gym**rat on June 04, 2013, 05:55:09 AM

Bea Arthur or Estelle Getty?

Estelle really puts the lead in my pencil. Imagine peeling off those depends and knocking the dust off of that vag.

Hot shit right there.

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #13 on:** June 04, 2013, 07:45:10 AM »

Real questions is did you hit it?

gym**rat · « **Reply #14 on:** June 04, 2013, 07:54:21 AM »

Quote from: Pray_4_War on June 04, 2013, 07:23:39 AM

Estelle really puts the lead in my pencil. Imagine peeling off those depends and knocking the dust off of that vag.

Hot shit right there.

This is her not real long ago. I would chew on her coin purse like there is no tomorrow.

HockeyFightFan · « **Reply #15 on:** June 04, 2013, 07:58:15 AM »

Quote from: chaos on June 03, 2013, 08:31:45 PM

Met an 87 year old woman in the gym today, with 5 herniated discs. She was working out. What was your lazy ass doing?

Big deal, you don't need to brag about your Zumba Class....

Clavins Dad · « **Reply #16 on:** June 04, 2013, 08:14:45 AM »

Quote from: chaos on June 03, 2013, 08:31:45 PM

Met an 87 year old woman in the gym today, with 5 herniated discs. She was working out. What was your lazy ass doing?

Stay away from my woman

Stark · « **Reply #17 on:** June 04, 2013, 08:16:16 AM »

Quote from: Pray_4_War on June 04, 2013, 12:03:35 AM

I had a semi-productive day.

Jerked off to porn twice in the first 45 minutes that I was awake. Ate a bag of Reese's pieces. Trolled Facebook for ex-girlfriends. Watched the Miami Heat basketball game. Took a shower and shaved my nutsack. Jerked off to an episode of Golden Girls.

That was dirtier than fingering your sister and finding your dad's wedding ring.

Man of Steel · « **Reply #18 on:** June 04, 2013, 08:24:26 AM »

Quote from: chaos on June 03, 2013, 08:31:45 PM

Met an 87 year old woman in the gym today, with 5 herniated discs. She was working out. What was your lazy ass doing?

I have noticed that the elderly women at my gym often flock to the effeminate, chubby males. I believe that it's both parties lack of strength and musculature that draws them together. Neither sees the others as a threat of sorts.

I'm not suggesting that's happening in your case, I'm just sayin is all.

THE BOUNCER · « **Reply #19 on:** June 04, 2013, 08:40:21 AM »

Quote from: chaos on June 03, 2013, 08:31:45 PM

Met an 87 year old woman in the gym today, with 5 herniated discs. She was working out. What was your lazy ass doing?

I was in the gym looking a fuck of a lot better then that old bag.

gym**rat · « **Reply #20 on:** June 04, 2013, 08:42:55 AM »

Quote from: chaos on June 03, 2013, 08:31:45 PM

Met an 87 year old woman in the gym today, with 5 herniated discs. She was working out. What was your lazy ass doing?

She is only a true badass if she had a colostomy bag and was in full sprint on a treadmill slinging piss all over everyone.

pedro01 · « **Reply #21 on:** June 04, 2013, 08:46:58 AM »

Quote from: anabolichalo on June 04, 2013, 06:10:20 AM

some of us have some standards

Some of us have work - unlike that 87 year old woman. Probably does fuck all but drink tea all day and post om Facebook about how hard she worked out that day.

anabolichalo · « **Reply #22 on:** June 04, 2013, 09:18:36 AM »

Quote from: pedro01 on June 04, 2013, 08:46:58 AM

Some of us have work - unlike that 87 year old woman. Probably does fuck all but drink tea all day and post om Facebook about how hard she worked out that day.

87 yr old woman who goes to the gym is a very severe case of "girls and sons....."

chaos · « **Reply #23 on:** June 04, 2013, 09:29:03 AM »

Quote from: HockeyFightFan on June 04, 2013, 07:58:15 AM

Big deal, you don't need to brag about your Zumba Class....

Guess who couldn't make it through the beginners session.

dr.chimps · « **Reply #24 on:** June 04, 2013, 09:35:26 AM »

That's amazing. You gotta figure by that age life is the workout. Our members stop at about age 65...and then we have Mitch, who's ninety-farking-two. I always sass him. He'll be with us on the patio this Friday lunch. Good lad.