This mocha queen hit me up on a Christian dating website.

[avxo]

She would need two D batteries to stop a nosebleed.

Haha... that's too funny.

[anabolichalo]

ideally she should be a lot blacker

whenever a really black shiny one sits next to a lighter color the shiny one looks more new

[Thespritz0]

I've been on it since Jan. Haven't seen anyone I wanted to say anything to. Lots of good looking women but most have kids and I don't hit and run on good Christian women so I never reply if I'm not feeling the long term deal at first glance at the profile. Well today I get a message from this queen. with a profile view, a smile and my page has been favorited. She's never been married and has no kids.

Wish yo' negro Wiggs some luck. I'm gonna try to do this the right way.

If you don't like her fuck you.

Parker: I need a full psych profile.
G-string: I need an analysis on how my past oreoness will affect this potential relationship.

I love the first pic. We'd make a very beautiful "Uppity" Hebrew couple.

^^
NO HATE, bro- but what is a HEBREW doing on a "Christian Dating Website"?

[The Grim Lifter]

Don't even get me started on that bullshit. Have you ever seen the commercial for Christian Mingle? The slogan is: "Find god's match for you." What a load of crap. Like god is trolling dating sites trying to hook people up 

Would explain why the world is so fucked up

[Childish///AMG]

Wow, I should have "Invested" capital in, some of those sites

[Ronnie Rep]

Wiggs, what happenend with you're Christian Mocha Queen?

[Tapeworm]

I love the first pic. We'd make a very beautiful "Uppity" Hebrew couple.

   Looks way better in the 2nd pic.  1st was taken in some mall salon mid-exorcism.

[The Scott]

^^
NO HATE, bro- but what is a HEBREW doing on a "Christian Dating Website"?

He can correct me if I am wrong but I believe he is on the verge of becoming what is known as a "Messianic Jew".  I have several friends that were born Jewish but later in life accepted Christ as Messiah.

[_bruce_]

She would need two D batteries to stop a nosebleed.

 

No worries Wiggs, she's fine overall.

[calfzilla]

Wiggs if you are done with the white devil forget christianmingle, try blackpeoplemeet.com.

I see there adds on tv when I am watching the NBA.

[King Shizzo]

Wiggs if you are done with the white devil forget christianmingle, try blackpeoplemeet.com.

Also known as prison.

[calfzilla]

Also known as prison.

Wonder if anyone has contracted AIDS from that site?   

[Red Hook]

bump.... Wiggs update this situation!!

[pedro01]

Wiggs, what happenend with you're Christian Mocha Queen?

You mean the one he was bragging about 'cause she'd "Favourite'd" him?

The one that is so out of his league, he comes runnin to GetBig to show off his latest 'score'?

What do you think happened?

She blew him out of course.

[Rudee]

I would be distracted just talking to her, as I would be trying hard not to look at the nose.

[Childish///AMG]

He is probably just keeping his "Business" to himself for now

[syntaxmachine]

Wiggs, you are a non-ugly Negro military veteran who lived overseas. Can't you get what you need from women via meeting them offline?

[calfzilla]

Wiggs, you are a non-ugly Negro military veteran who lived overseas. Can you not simply acquire what you seek via offline interactions with women (excluding prostitutes, of course)?

He doesn't have a job and smokes a lot of weed so he doesn't get "out there" too much.