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This mocha queen hit me up on a Christian dating website.
« on: June 04, 2013, 05:56:45 PM »
I've been on it since Jan. Haven't seen anyone I wanted to say anything to. Lots of good looking women but most have kids and I don't hit and run on good Christian women so I never reply if I'm not feeling the long term deal at first glance at the profile. Well today I get a message from this queen. with a profile view, a smile and my page has been favorited. She's never been married and has no kids.

Wish yo' negro Wiggs some luck. I'm gonna try to do this the right way.

If you don't like her fuck you.

Parker: I need a full psych profile.
G-string: I need an analysis on how my past oreoness will affect this potential relationship.

I love the first pic. We'd make a very beautiful "Uppity" Hebrew couple.
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Re: This mocha queen hit me up on a Christian dating website.
« Reply #1 on: June 04, 2013, 06:02:27 PM »
Quote from: galeniko on June 04, 2013, 06:00:56 PM
when they meet you irl ,they will all laugh you off.


That would be a first my drug addicted friend. Anything else?
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Re: This mocha queen hit me up on a Christian dating website.
« Reply #2 on: June 04, 2013, 06:04:18 PM »


looks like a black Sarah Gilbert
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Re: This mocha queen hit me up on a Christian dating website.
« Reply #3 on: June 04, 2013, 06:07:20 PM »
Quote from: Chadwick The Beta on June 04, 2013, 06:04:18 PM


looks like a black Sarah Gilbert

She would need two D batteries to stop a nosebleed.
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Re: This mocha queen hit me up on a Christian dating website.
« Reply #4 on: June 04, 2013, 06:08:21 PM »
 :-X :-X
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Re: This mocha queen hit me up on a Christian dating website.
« Reply #5 on: June 04, 2013, 06:08:58 PM »
Quote from: Chadwick The Beta on June 04, 2013, 06:04:18 PM


looks like a black Sarah Gilbert


Haha. The Rosanne chick? No way. :-X This chick has lips.
Her nose bothers me a little in the second pic. Not that much. Just enough to cause concern about future kids. I'll have to see in person. (no racist) Just an undesirable characteristic that raises minor concern.
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Re: This mocha queen hit me up on a Christian dating website.
« Reply #6 on: June 04, 2013, 06:09:23 PM »
ahahahha, no fucking thanks.
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Re: This mocha queen hit me up on a Christian dating website.
« Reply #7 on: June 04, 2013, 06:10:06 PM »
She's cute







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Re: This mocha queen hit me up on a Christian dating website.
« Reply #8 on: June 04, 2013, 06:10:20 PM »
Quote from: Wiggs on June 04, 2013, 06:08:58 PM
Haha. The Rosanne chick? No way. :-X This chick has lips.
Her nose bothers me a little in the second pic. Not that much. Just enough to cause concern about future kids. I'll have to see in person. (no racist) Just an undesirable characteristic that raises minor concern.

Check the forehead as well but I believe this is generally a common thing in AA women. Otherwise somewhat cute by non-getbig standards.
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Re: This mocha queen hit me up on a Christian dating website.
« Reply #9 on: June 04, 2013, 06:10:34 PM »
More weave than a prime Ali  :D
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Re: This mocha queen hit me up on a Christian dating website.
« Reply #10 on: June 04, 2013, 06:12:13 PM »
Quote from: shizzo81 on June 04, 2013, 06:10:34 PM
More weave than a prime Ali  :D

LOLOLOLOL!!!  That'll have to be investigated also.

You're pretty funny when you're not drunk Schitzo.
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Re: This mocha queen hit me up on a Christian dating website.
« Reply #11 on: June 04, 2013, 06:13:54 PM »
Quote from: Wiggs on June 04, 2013, 06:12:13 PM
LOLOLOLOL!!!  That'll have to be investigated also.

You're pretty funny when you're not drunk Schitzo.
Love ya Wiggs  ;)

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Re: This mocha queen hit me up on a Christian dating website.
« Reply #12 on: June 04, 2013, 06:14:15 PM »
Quote from: shizzo81 on June 04, 2013, 06:07:20 PM
She would need two D batteries to stop a nosebleed.

I must admit I did have a chuckle at this call. She's cute though.
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Re: This mocha queen hit me up on a Christian dating website.
« Reply #13 on: June 04, 2013, 06:15:57 PM »
Not worried about forehead. It's a non issue for me.

My main things are that she has no kids. (she doesn't) She's good looking (she is). She single (never been married) She's a Christian. (she is).
Everything else I can work with...Unless shes fat.  >:(
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Re: This mocha queen hit me up on a Christian dating website.
« Reply #14 on: June 04, 2013, 06:18:43 PM »
She's hot but got that tribal nose thang going on. Hopefully she got the regulation shelf-butt to sweeten the deal..
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Re: This mocha queen hit me up on a Christian dating website.
« Reply #15 on: June 04, 2013, 06:18:50 PM »
Quote from: shizzo81 on June 04, 2013, 06:10:34 PM
More weave than a prime Ali  :D

that's gold, jerry, GOLD
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Re: This mocha queen hit me up on a Christian dating website.
« Reply #16 on: June 04, 2013, 06:23:02 PM »
Quote from: TrueGrit on June 04, 2013, 06:18:43 PM
She's hot but got that tribal nose thang going on. Hopefully she got the regulation shelf-butt to sweeten the deal..

LOL! Yeah, if she has the body, I can't see myself saying no. The nose aint that bad, it's the maximum width I'm willing to accept.  Consider this an apology to my future kids. Hopefully my genetics will go Adonis and "correct this".
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Re: This mocha queen hit me up on a Christian dating website.
« Reply #17 on: June 04, 2013, 06:26:51 PM »
I think shes attractive.  Good hair.
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Re: This mocha queen hit me up on a Christian dating website.
« Reply #18 on: June 04, 2013, 06:27:21 PM »
Let's be serious, u have no chance with this chick, move on and be realistic...
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Re: This mocha queen hit me up on a Christian dating website.
« Reply #19 on: June 04, 2013, 06:27:43 PM »
Quote from: Wiggs on June 04, 2013, 06:23:02 PM
LOL! Yeah, if she has the body, I can't see myself saying no. The nose aint that bad, it's the maximum width I'm willing to accept.  Consider this an apology to my future kids. Hopefully my genetics will go Adonis and "correct this".
get out yer ruler,,,,
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Re: This mocha queen hit me up on a Christian dating website.
« Reply #20 on: June 04, 2013, 06:28:44 PM »
Go for Wiggs! If shit don't work out, turn her upside down and have her vaccum your rug.
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Re: This mocha queen hit me up on a Christian dating website.
« Reply #21 on: June 04, 2013, 06:29:44 PM »
Quote from: Submissionfytr on June 04, 2013, 06:27:21 PM
Let's be serious, u have no chance with this chick, move on and be realistic...

And why would I not have a chance?
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Re: This mocha queen hit me up on a Christian dating website.
« Reply #22 on: June 04, 2013, 06:30:53 PM »
Quote from: Chadwick The Beta on June 04, 2013, 06:04:18 PM


looks like a black Sarah Gilbert


pretty woman, look like she might be carrying some extra weight around the mid section. But also she has the look like she has a great ass and thighs.

We expect a full report Agent 00 Wiggs
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Re: This mocha queen hit me up on a Christian dating website.
« Reply #23 on: June 04, 2013, 06:34:03 PM »
Quote from: Red Hook on June 04, 2013, 06:30:53 PM
pretty woman, look like she might be carrying some extra weight around the mid section. But also she has the look like she has a great ass and thighs.

We expect a full report Agent 00 Wiggs

If she has great ass and thighs, extra midsection won't matter unless it's an absolute mess. She has no children so she should be good.  She has no fullbody pics. but then it is a Christian dating website.
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Re: This mocha queen hit me up on a Christian dating website.
« Reply #24 on: June 04, 2013, 06:39:10 PM »
Quote from: Wiggs on June 04, 2013, 06:34:03 PM
If she has great ass and thighs, extra midsection won't matter unless it's an absolute mess. She has no children so she should be good.  She has no fullbody pics. but then it is a Christian dating website.
Don't even get me started on that bullshit. Have you ever seen the commercial for Christian Mingle? The slogan is: "Find god's match for you." What a load of crap. Like god is trolling dating sites trying to hook people up  ::)
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