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Cswol Shuffle
« on: June 05, 2013, 05:18:55 AM »
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Re: Cswol Shuffle
« Reply #1 on: June 05, 2013, 05:21:40 AM »
280 lbs with abs.

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Re: Cswol Shuffle
« Reply #2 on: June 05, 2013, 05:22:20 AM »
280 lbs with abs.

IM posted a gif in the other thread.  Did not know how to post it.  ha ha ha ha 

280 w Keg! 

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Re: Cswol Shuffle
« Reply #3 on: June 05, 2013, 05:57:50 AM »
Title of this thread has a good rhyme for a bad ass rap.

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Re: Cswol Shuffle
« Reply #4 on: June 05, 2013, 06:16:08 AM »
Title of this thread has a good rhyme for a bad ass rap.

Maybe he can stop in for a lyric - Fat joe or Big Pun style

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Re: Cswol Shuffle
« Reply #5 on: June 05, 2013, 06:38:19 AM »
Maybe he can stop in for a lyric - Fat joe or Big Pun style

"They see me syntholing, they hatin"
"Yo nelly, ya see my ripped belly?"
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Re: Cswol Shuffle
« Reply #6 on: June 05, 2013, 08:08:05 AM »
they see me huge they hatin, mad because typin on getbig keeps them deflatin, galeniko got coke up his nose puttin a wig on tbombz away he blows, i just roll up another blunt, the getbiggers muscles look like A-rods bunts, they want to be big and i say you gay though, your a fraud, quit typin on getbig because instead of fucking madonna you getbiggers fucked A-rod!

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Re: Cswol Shuffle
« Reply #7 on: June 05, 2013, 08:11:59 AM »
this for all you weasels, quit typing on ya keyboards on the easels, call pauly shore he has the sequel, how to getsmall typing on getbig

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Re: Cswol Shuffle
« Reply #8 on: June 05, 2013, 08:13:14 AM »
Awesome Cswol ;D

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Re: Cswol Shuffle
« Reply #9 on: June 05, 2013, 08:13:59 AM »
this for all you weasels, quit typing on ya keyboards on the easels, call pauly shore he has the sequel, how to getsmall typing on getbig
Everybody do da cswol rap. 

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Re: Cswol Shuffle
« Reply #10 on: June 05, 2013, 08:18:18 AM »
your arm is almost as swole as your face
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Re: Cswol Shuffle
« Reply #11 on: June 05, 2013, 08:18:56 AM »


Can't even muster up ONE measly vein in a car window pic on a hot summer day??  :D

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Re: Cswol Shuffle
« Reply #12 on: June 05, 2013, 08:41:35 AM »

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Re: Cswol Shuffle
« Reply #13 on: June 05, 2013, 08:49:07 AM »
Cswol is the largest natural human being on earth.

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Re: Cswol Shuffle
« Reply #14 on: June 05, 2013, 09:15:29 AM »
mr swol may i take a moment to explain something to you?

you are 290 correct? 25% of which or better is fat. since when did fat become the new bench mark in size? so if you have an arm that is 20 inches, and a bodyfat level of 25%- and in your case oil in your arm as well i see- how much lean tissue is in that arm? im thinking you'd be lucky to have a 17" arm if you took all the fat and oil out of it. mayyyyybe 17". thats being generous so as to not insult you.

so, whats the point? so you can be 'big'? your not big. your fat. i was 312 pounds at my heaviest. i was a fucking monster who would dwarf you. this is no lie. my traps looked like loaves of bread. i couldnt wear jeans. i was a 54" suit jacket (i think. this was 10-12 years ago) w a 38" dress pant. one tailor actually told me it was the biggest drop he had seen in inches from chest to waist. was i 'big'? no i was fat. i was 20% or better. thats not big. thats fat.

the reason i say this is because your not a young man anymore. you take an awfully great amount of pride in your 'size', size which is going to give you some serious health complications down the road, if it hasnt started already, such as diabetis and high blood pressure, not to mention heart disease. all that to walk around fat to delude yourself into thinking your 'big'? not that i care about your health- its a shallow thing to say like that but im being serious, i dont know you, but there are people who do, like your gf or wife, and your family who do care for you.

i like you. you seem like a good guy. but lose this mentality bro. its not healthy, and your not what your trying so hard to be. take that energy and drive and strip that weight off. not to look like a 170 pound twink cause guys like us never will, but so you can have a healthy highly functioning body. whats the sense of carrying around 50 pound of fat on you if you can be as strong with half that amount of fat or even less (or even be as strong as you are now at 8-10%). so you can pretend your fat is muscle? c'mon man.

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Re: Cswol Shuffle
« Reply #15 on: June 05, 2013, 10:10:06 AM »
brutal blue polyester seats circa 1995 mitsubishi montero
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Re: Cswol Shuffle
« Reply #16 on: June 05, 2013, 10:31:53 AM »
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