Marketing Campaign for "Butt Wipes"?

[Parker]

Trying to get more men to use butt wipes...
I know that there are some here (Euros and Middle Easterners) that use wipes, and think us Americans are odd for using toilet paper.
http://gawker.com/do-you-use-butt-wipes-and-if-so-what-the-fuck-is-wron-511428757?utm_source=recirculation&utm_medium=recirculation&utm_campaign=morning

[El Diablo Blanco]

Costco sells 600 wipes for $14.  At their prices it would be $50 for the same amount.  They are wet toilet wipes.  I use them to clean it all up.  Always feel fresh.

[njflex]

THATS ALL I USE TOILET PAPER SUX,,,,PROBLEM IS SOME DIFFERENT WIPES ITCH AND BURN MY REAR END LOL,,,ANYBODY ELSE EXPERIENCE THE SAME THING?

[G_Thang]

THATS ALL I USE TOILET PAPER SUX,,,,PROBLEM IS SOME DIFFERENT WIPES ITCH AND BURN MY REAR END LOL,,,ANYBODY ELSE EXPERIENCE THE SAME THING?

 

LOL!  I never heard an infant complain.

[njflex]

LOL!  I never heard an infant complain.

MY KIDS YEAH SCOTT FREE ,,ME SO/SO....

[the trainer]

I use old newspaper to wipe my ass then i throw it in the garbage.

[Grape Ape]

THATS ALL I USE TOILET PAPER SUX,,,,PROBLEM IS SOME DIFFERENT WIPES ITCH AND BURN MY REAR END LOL,,,ANYBODY ELSE EXPERIENCE THE SAME THING?

Was just about to post this.  They're a double edged sword, great for clean up, but too much use gives itchy butt.

Use for last wipe only.

Watch that guy's ad for his dollarshaveclub blades.  Fucking hilarious.

[El Diablo Blanco]

THATS ALL I USE TOILET PAPER SUX,,,,PROBLEM IS SOME DIFFERENT WIPES ITCH AND BURN MY REAR END LOL,,,ANYBODY ELSE EXPERIENCE THE SAME THING?

The ones that burn are the wet ones.  Hate that brand.  Buy the cotonelle or costco brand of butt wipes.  Nice and delicate.

[njflex]

The ones that burn are the wet ones.  Hate that brand.  Buy the cotonelle or costco brand of butt wipes.  Nice and delicate.

,,THANKS,,,,

[Henda]

Toilet paper f >:(irst till clean then finish with wet wipes.

[quadzilla456]

Trying to get more men to use butt wipes...
I know that there are some here (Euros and Middle Easterners) that use wipes, and think us Americans are odd for using toilet paper.
http://gawker.com/do-you-use-butt-wipes-and-if-so-what-the-fuck-is-wron-511428757?utm_source=recirculation&utm_medium=recirculation&utm_campaign=morning

Your ass is not clean till you use wipes. Wipe with toilet paper, then wet wipes, and finish off with paper towel. Toilet paper will leave residue after wet wipes.

Don't flush wet wipes. So yes, it needs to go in the garbage. If you have PVC drains you may get away with it but the wipes will still snag somewhere and not dissolve like toilet paper - causing major issues.

[Grape Ape]

Your ass is not clean till you use wipes. Wipe with toilet paper, then wet wipes, and finish off with paper towel. Toilet paper will leave residue after wet wipes.

Don't flush wet wipes. So yes, it needs to go in the garbage. If you have PVC drains you may get away with it but the wipes will still snag somewhere and not dissolve like toilet paper - causing major issues.

They make flushable wipes.

[Psychopath]

21st century, and people are still debating how to clean their ass.

[njflex]

Your ass is not clean till you use wipes. Wipe with toilet paper, then wet wipes, and finish off with paper towel. Toilet paper will leave residue after wet wipes.

Don't flush wet wipes. So yes, it needs to go in the garbage. If you have PVC drains you may get away with it but the wipes will still snag somewhere and not dissolve like toilet paper - causing major issues.

PAPER TOWELS ARE NOT EXACTLY GENTLE.ARE U A BRAWNY MAN OR SCOTTS ..

[quadzilla456]

PAPER TOWELS ARE NOT EXACTLY GENTLE.ARE U A BRAWNY MAN OR SCOTTS ..

Beats newspaper lol!

[quadzilla456]

21st century, and people are still debating how to clean their ass.

Lot of dirty swamp asses walking around though.

[quadzilla456]

They make flushable wipes.

But do you trust those? I've heard that they don't really dissolve properly. Nothing breaks up like toilet paper - which insures proper flowing drains.

Flushables are not the same quality as non-flushable wipes.

[Psychopath]

What do you guys think of the middle eastern water and hand technique? lol

[Grape Ape]

But do you trust those? I've heard that they don't really dissolve properly. Nothing breaks up like toilet paper - which insures proper flowing drains.

Flushables are not the same quality as non-flushable wipes.

Never had a problem.  Now, maybe my septic system is 80% wipes at this point, but I'm hoping it's not the case.

[Anna Recksiek]

I get my wife to use a towel on me

[hardgainerj]

i could never date a woman that doesnt use wipes

[Roger Bacon]

This is insane, if you wipe your ass with toilet paper and nothing at all shows on the paper what's the problem?

If I'm going to have a girl (or tbombz) licking my ass of course I'll clean up, but day to day toilet paper will suffice.  WTF? 

[arce1988]

[Pray_4_War]

I usually start off with regular tp and finish up with some luxurious adult flushable buttwipes.  If you aren't using these, start. 

[Voice of Doom]

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