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Re: Marketing Campaign for "Butt Wipes"?
« Reply #25 on: June 06, 2013, 07:43:22 AM »
Quote from: Voice of Doom on June 06, 2013, 07:38:44 AM
Bidet   8)
:),,HAVE TO BE CAREFUL WITH THOSE.
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Re: Marketing Campaign for "Butt Wipes"?
« Reply #26 on: June 06, 2013, 01:38:14 PM »
Quote from: Grape Ape on June 05, 2013, 12:15:23 PM
Never had a problem.  Now, maybe my septic system is 80% wipes at this point, but I'm hoping it's not the case.

If you're on a private septic, you're asking for trouble.  Just like you shouldn't flush kleenex, napkins, paper towels, white mice... don't flush these things, even if it says flushable.  Just think IF your septic backed up  :o  where would that raw sewage go?  :-X
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Re: Marketing Campaign for "Butt Wipes"?
« Reply #27 on: June 06, 2013, 02:12:46 PM »
Quote from: Psychopath on June 05, 2013, 11:42:16 AM
What do you guys think of the middle eastern water and hand technique? lol

 a notch below having to throw tp in the waste basket  like its done in some parts of mx. shitty plumbing
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Re: Marketing Campaign for "Butt Wipes"?
« Reply #28 on: June 06, 2013, 03:35:09 PM »
I personally shower my asshole and rectum for one hour and a half and the whole body for two more hours, then proceed to shave my ass hairs with a blade  and clean the whole thing with surgical spirit, every single time after I took a dump.
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Re: Marketing Campaign for "Butt Wipes"?
« Reply #29 on: June 06, 2013, 05:27:08 PM »
Thai bum gun followed by a little bit of paper for drying off.  Does take a little practice but well worth it.
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Re: Marketing Campaign for "Butt Wipes"?
« Reply #30 on: June 06, 2013, 07:12:17 PM »
Quote from: syntaxmachine on June 06, 2013, 02:45:39 PM
Wipe as you normally would and then utilize a wet wipe of some sort or other and then you will comprehend.

Maybe I just don't take big disgusting messy shits like you fuckers...  :-X
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Re: Marketing Campaign for "Butt Wipes"?
« Reply #31 on: June 06, 2013, 07:24:29 PM »


rub your
ass on the
yard after
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Re: Marketing Campaign for "Butt Wipes"?
« Reply #32 on: June 06, 2013, 07:30:41 PM »
Do any of you guys stick your finger covered in paper like 1/8th of an inch in the butthole to make sure no particles are hiding?(no homo)
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Re: Marketing Campaign for "Butt Wipes"?
« Reply #33 on: June 06, 2013, 07:32:10 PM »
Quote from: Psychopath on June 05, 2013, 11:33:01 AM
21st century, and people are still debating how to clean their ass.
Lol.
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Re: Marketing Campaign for "Butt Wipes"?
« Reply #34 on: June 06, 2013, 07:59:16 PM »
More effeminization of men. Convince them it feels fresh....not that they're being treated like a baby. ::)

Charmin all the way!!! FTW!
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Re: Marketing Campaign for "Butt Wipes"?
« Reply #35 on: June 06, 2013, 08:04:27 PM »
Quote from: Army of One on June 06, 2013, 07:30:41 PM
Do any of you guys stick your finger covered in paper like 1/8th of an inch in the butthole to make sure no particles are hiding?(no homo)

Yeah, uh, that's why I stick a finger up my ass, particles and such.
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Re: Marketing Campaign for "Butt Wipes"?
« Reply #36 on: June 06, 2013, 09:35:26 PM »
Quote from: chaos on June 06, 2013, 07:59:16 PM
More effeminization of men. Convince them it feels fresh....not that they're being treated like a baby. ::)

Charmin all the way!!! FTW!

None of these idiots think it's bizarre that they're wiping their asses like a fucking woman.  ::)
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Re: Marketing Campaign for "Butt Wipes"?
« Reply #37 on: June 06, 2013, 09:40:43 PM »
Quote from: chaos on June 06, 2013, 07:59:16 PM
More effeminization of men. Convince them it feels fresh....not that they're being treated like a baby. ::)

Charmin all the way!!! FTW!
If they are at home, then they could always dampen some toilet tissue, and then wipe. Just pretend that they are wet wipes...
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Re: Marketing Campaign for "Butt Wipes"?
« Reply #38 on: June 07, 2013, 07:47:28 AM »
New York Times does it every "time" for me.
Before a meeting I just use my hands and if somebody is complaining I'm pulling the hate speech card.
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Re: Marketing Campaign for "Butt Wipes"?
« Reply #39 on: June 07, 2013, 07:57:14 AM »
Quote from: chaos on June 06, 2013, 07:59:16 PM
More effeminization of men. Convince them it feels fresh....not that they're being treated like a baby. ::)

Charmin all the way!!! FTW!

 :'(   I thought you ate tires and wiped your ass with steel wool.
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Re: Marketing Campaign for "Butt Wipes"?
« Reply #40 on: June 07, 2013, 08:25:46 AM »
Quote from: Grape Ape on June 07, 2013, 07:57:14 AM
:'(   I thought you ate tires and wiped your ass with steel wool.
:o....the pain  ohhh the pain...
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Re: Marketing Campaign for "Butt Wipes"?
« Reply #41 on: June 07, 2013, 09:38:16 AM »
Quote from: Grape Ape on June 07, 2013, 07:57:14 AM
:'(   I thought you ate tires and wiped your ass with steel wool.
Charmin is about as effeminate as I get. *chews 3 penny  nail and spits out change*
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Re: Marketing Campaign for "Butt Wipes"?
« Reply #42 on: June 07, 2013, 09:40:31 AM »
Quote from: chaos on June 07, 2013, 09:38:16 AM
Charmin is about as effeminate as I get. *chews 3 penny  nail and spits out change*
DON'T SQEEZE THE CHARMIN..
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Re: Marketing Campaign for "Butt Wipes"?
« Reply #43 on: June 07, 2013, 09:41:01 AM »
Quote from: njflex on June 07, 2013, 09:40:31 AM
DON'T SQEEZE THE CHARMIN..
It's called grip work.
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Re: Marketing Campaign for "Butt Wipes"?
« Reply #44 on: June 07, 2013, 09:51:06 AM »
Quote from: Parker on June 05, 2013, 10:11:10 AM
Trying to get more men to use butt wipes...
I know that there are some here (Euros and Middle Easterners) that use wipes, and think us Americans are odd for using toilet paper.
http://gawker.com/do-you-use-butt-wipes-and-if-so-what-the-fuck-is-wron-511428757?utm_source=recirculation&utm_medium=recirculation&utm_campaign=morning

where did you hear such fucking crap??
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Re: Marketing Campaign for "Butt Wipes"?
« Reply #45 on: June 07, 2013, 10:38:33 AM »
Quote from: chaos on June 07, 2013, 09:41:01 AM
It's called grip work.
lol...mr whipple,,,
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Re: Marketing Campaign for "Butt Wipes"?
« Reply #46 on: June 07, 2013, 10:55:42 AM »
Imagine if our heroic grandparents, the greatest generation knew their grand kids were so goddamn goofy that they used "wipes"...  ::)
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Re: Marketing Campaign for "Butt Wipes"?
« Reply #47 on: June 07, 2013, 11:55:20 AM »
Quote from: P.I.P on June 07, 2013, 10:55:42 AM
Imagine if our heroic grandparents, the greatest generation knew their grand kids were so goddamn goofy that they used "wipes"...  ::)
Clint Eastwood and Charles Bronson laugh at this new sissified generation of unmanly, bitch titted, queers.
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Re: Marketing Campaign for "Butt Wipes"?
« Reply #48 on: June 07, 2013, 12:04:14 PM »
Quote from: chaos on June 07, 2013, 11:55:20 AM
Clint Eastwood and Charles Bronson laugh at this new sissified generation of unmanly, bitch titted, queers.
clints still he's alive,charlski is rolling in his grave...
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Re: Marketing Campaign for "Butt Wipes"?
« Reply #49 on: June 07, 2013, 01:38:13 PM »
Men should be men, women should be women, all this intergender, politically correct bullshit has ruined society.
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