Hey World Leaders,
My name is Vladimir, and I'm better than every single one of you. All of your peoples are fat, retarded, asspies who spend every second of their day working in the service industry and fighting wars over oil. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever worked for the KGB? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of the Russian Federation's people because of your countries' pitifully inadequate natural resources, but you all take this to a whole new level. This is even worse than terrorist activity in Chechnya.
Don't be a democracy. Just submit to the Russian bear. I'm pretty much perfect. I was President of Russia for two terms, Prime Minister of Russia for one term and I'm still completely in control. What offices have you held, other than "puppet leader of 51st state of America"? I also get unanimous support from my own people, and have an averagely hot wife (she just blew me; but my mistresses are much better at that). You are all failures who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my wife.
