Author Topic: Even Keanu Reeves isn't immune to the ugliness resulting from Permabulking  (Read 14290 times)

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Dude, for those of you who don't know, Keanu had a fucked up life.

He gives zero shits what you think, at this point.

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Google his life and you won't be laughing so hard, dudes.

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Dude's turning 49 next month. Sure, he looks terrible for his age  ::)

This 49 year old Ian Ziering whipped himself back into shape and decided to show it off onstage at Chippendales in Vegas. If he could do it, Keanu can when he feels like it.

http://xfinity.comcast.net/video/90210-Star-Transforms-Life-After-Big-Weight-Loss/32993347866/Comcast/TopVideos/

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Moved to France because of certain fetishes that would be illegal in the States

What fetishes are found only in France?

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father time gets us all. he's fat. so are we sometimes. wat the fukin big deal.... he gets skinny for movies.

who gives a fawk how he looks when he's not acting...


u fukkers are some homos

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A lesson for all you permabulkers!Chaos,Cswol,Alice etc!




Looks awful

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he's bulking for his next Role

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Google his life and you won't be laughing so hard, dudes.
Or read Cracked, like you (and I) did? ;)

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It's called being on the wrong side of 35...

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he's bulking for his next Role
According to Imdb.com, Keanu is gaining weight in order to play the controversial Getbig moderator, Chaos. He has yet to shave his head for the role.

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A lesson for all you permabulkers!Chaos,Cswol,Alice etc!




that's not a skinnier version of Falcon
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Keanu's acting abilities are legendary.

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he's bulking for his next Role

Wasn't he suppose to be  Musashi , legendary Samurai, his Chinese bloodline would not be appreciated by Japs  :P

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johnny depp is a stud?

I agree.

I've never understood the Johnny Depp thing. ???

But broads seem to like him even though it looks like he doesn't bathe.

I heard some wacky stories:

Winona Ryder supposedly spent years trying to get him back.
Sherilyn Fenn would get all choked up every time she talked about their relationship/one-time engagement.
A third ex-girlfriend is said to have had to go get professional therapy to get over their breakup. I heard it was Jennifer Grey.

And now, there's a rumor going around that he turned actress Amber Heard from the vagina back to the penis. He's fifty and she is in her twenties. :o

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he prob trats them like the shit they are , true alpha  :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X

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I agree.

I've never understood the Johnny Depp thing. ???

But broads seem to like him even though it looks like he doesn't bathe.

I heard some wacky stories:

Winona Ryder supposedly spent years trying to get him back.
Sherilyn Fenn would get all choked up every time she talked about their relationship/one-time engagement.
A third ex-girlfriend is said to have had to go get professional therapy to get over their breakup. I heard it was Jennifer Grey.

And now, there's a rumor going around that he turned actress Amber Heard from the vagina back to the penis. He's fifty and she is in her twenties. :o

Maybe Jonny dep has a 8" chocolate dick that ejaculates money?
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I agree.

I've never understood the Johnny Depp thing. ???

But broads seem to like him even though it looks like he doesn't bathe.

I heard some wacky stories:

Winona Ryder supposedly spent years trying to get him back.
Sherilyn Fenn would get all choked up every time she talked about their relationship/one-time engagement.
A third ex-girlfriend is said to have had to go get professional therapy to get over their breakup. I heard it was Jennifer Grey.

And now, there's a rumor going around that he turned actress Amber Heard from the vagina back to the penis. He's fifty and she is in her twenties. :o

Johnny Depp seems to have some certain qualities some women like, oddly enough





Oh and he's rich too which is also a bonus