the truth of the matter tho, is that black women aren't as good as they seem
once they are at home, they put on a hairnet, take off their make up, put on unsightly "around the house"-clothes, grab their phone and start shouting for over an hour straight while on the phone with their sister/girl friend/mom
they cook up some traditional food which they make all the time, always the same type of food
stuff themselves, roll over on the sofa, take a 2-4 hr nap
get up, call again, browse facebook
drink some guiness and go to bed
at this time you can obviously fuck them
but just saying, it aint all that what you think when you see them in the street parading with luscious brazilian hair, make up, dressed to the T, walking like beyonce holding their iphones and burberry handbags
overall it's not the worst that could happen to a person, but it doesnt really work out the way you expect it when you get dazed by these chocolate damsels sparkling in the sunshine