Author Topic: Cross-fit created to....... (Read 4125 times)

pretty much but....

more accurately is to take a bunch of unathletic people who want to work out, brain wash them with cultlike tactics

they end up feeling superior to every other person in the gym

but every body else mocks them and their gay exercises, vibrams, disgustingly unbalanced physique etc

oh boy crossfit really rustles my jimmies

also this moron in the pic doesnt understand biomechanics and will be in tears when i tell him a "atg squat" barely "breaks parallel"
this is after they go on and on about how deep they squat

Psychopath · « **Reply #10 on:** June 15, 2013, 06:18:45 AM »

FUCK CROSSFIT.

anabolichalo · « **Reply #11 on:** June 15, 2013, 06:21:18 AM »

it's also loaded with "functional strength" bullshit

"functional strength" is invented to make people who have no strength feel superior to people who have strength (or at least to wipe their tears and tell them they have no strength in a traditional sense, but they have "functional" strength / "special strength" )

there is a hilarious rant about functional strength bullshit on sportivnypress website

while they use olympic weightlifting moves to feel superior to bodybuilder and powerlifter people, they use high rep olympic weightlifting so they dont have to be confronted with how tremendously bad and weak they are at weightlifting

because high rep weightlifting is not only a moronic concept, it is also pretty much "imbecile proof" because poor technique can be dealt with by "muscling" the weight (a laughable low weight)

basically their technique is so shit they cant hit a single

and if they did magically acquire the technique their strength is shit too

they incorporate things of a bunch of sports and everyone who does these sports shakes their head at them

but then they will tell the powerlifter "oh but i also do olympic so i am better than you", they will tell the weightlifter "oh but i also marathon run so i am better than you"

this is not my imagination, it is in fact their motto

that they are better than any "specialist"

they are just morons who cant do anything right and just cluelessly circle jerk with oversized plastic weights and pcv pipes

i really hate these cock suckers i wish they would get gassed in germany

TommyBoy · « **Reply #12 on:** June 15, 2013, 06:39:51 AM »

Quote from: ukjeff on June 15, 2013, 04:52:11 AM

....allow people who have no idea how to train to look like advanced athletes.

Hey now, what you don't see is before this feat of athleticism the man did a "box jump" on it.

Seriously though, I see middle age males doing bosu ball squats. And I want to throw plates at them.

anabolichalo · « **Reply #13 on:** June 15, 2013, 06:50:36 AM »

and let's not forget that despite all their "functional strength" obsession and disdain for bbing

they always take off their shirt for no apparent reason or wear skin tight/sleeveless homo attires

TommyBoy · « **Reply #14 on:** June 15, 2013, 06:56:12 AM »

Quote from: anabolichalo on June 15, 2013, 06:50:36 AM

and let's not forget that despite all their "functional strength" obsession and disdain for bbing

they always take off their shirt for no apparent reason or wear skin tight/sleeveless homo attires

Hey man, ain't gotta be a crossfitter to rock the smediums.

But yeah, functional strength my ass. I train in a bodybuilding style, more for stimulation/growth an there isn't a single crossfitter in my area I can't smoke in all of their exercises barring one or two due to a bad knee.

Hell, I can do at least double real pull-ups compared to their best kipper.

anabolichalo · « **Reply #15 on:** June 15, 2013, 07:00:12 AM »

Quote from: TommyBoy on June 15, 2013, 06:56:12 AM

Hey man, ain't gotta be a crossfitter to rock the smediums.

But yeah, functional strength my ass. I train in a bodybuilding style, more for stimulation/growth an there isn't a single crossfitter in my area I can't smoke in all of their exercises barring one or two due to a bad knee.

Hell, I can do at least double real pull-ups compared to their best kipper.

cross fitters are weak as shit all of them

the ones that are "strong" are still weak compared to "normal" guys who take the same amount of gear and spent the same amount of time training

THEBOSS · « **Reply #16 on:** June 15, 2013, 07:01:40 AM »

CROSSFIT ?? A graphic display of just how stupid the gen pop is .

TommyBoy · « **Reply #17 on:** June 15, 2013, 08:23:16 AM »

Crossfit actually looks fun, but not as an actual workout. If it weren't STUPID expensive where I am at I would do it once-twice a week just for kicks.

Chadwick The Beta · « **Reply #18 on:** June 15, 2013, 09:20:59 AM »

keep fatties out of zumba classes

dr.chimps · « **Reply #19 on:** June 15, 2013, 09:29:10 AM »

How!? Why!? That is on a kyomu level of incomprehension.

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #20 on:** June 15, 2013, 04:22:39 PM »

Quote from: anabolichalo on June 15, 2013, 06:21:18 AM

it's also loaded with "functional strength" bullshit

"functional strength" is invented to make people who have no strength feel superior to people who have strength (or at least to wipe their tears and tell them they have no strength in a traditional sense, but they have "functional" strength / "special strength" )

there is a hilarious rant about functional strength bullshit on sportivnypress website

while they use olympic weightlifting moves to feel superior to bodybuilder and powerlifter people, they use high rep olympic weightlifting so they dont have to be confronted with how tremendously bad and weak they are at weightlifting

because high rep weightlifting is not only a moronic concept, it is also pretty much "imbecile proof" because poor technique can be dealt with by "muscling" the weight (a laughable low weight)

basically their technique is so shit they cant hit a single

and if they did magically acquire the technique their strength is shit too

they incorporate things of a bunch of sports and everyone who does these sports shakes their head at them

but then they will tell the powerlifter "oh but i also do olympic so i am better than you", they will tell the weightlifter "oh but i also marathon run so i am better than you"

this is not my imagination, it is in fact their motto

that they are better than any "specialist"

they are just morons who cant do anything right and just cluelessly circle jerk with oversized plastic weights and pcv pipes

i really hate these cock suckers i wish they would get gassed in germany

jr · « **Reply #21 on:** June 15, 2013, 04:32:31 PM »

How the hell did he get into that position?

anabolichalo · « **Reply #22 on:** June 15, 2013, 04:34:21 PM »

Quote from: Coach is Back! on June 15, 2013, 04:22:39 PM

http://www.sportivnypress.com/documents/SUB_49.html

related

bebop396 · « **Reply #23 on:** June 15, 2013, 04:35:08 PM »

Crossfit works, but not stupid shit like this..

tommywishbone · « **Reply #24 on:** June 15, 2013, 04:43:08 PM »

Quote from: ukjeff on June 15, 2013, 04:52:11 AM

....allow people who have no idea how to train to look like advanced athletes.

Hahaha 10kg bumper plates. What a beast.