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The case of the sanitary napkins
« on: June 18, 2013, 05:15:57 PM »
So you are going to the supermarket and your woman wants you to pick up some sanitary napkins for her time of the month do you say yes or no.

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Re: The case of the sanitary napkins
« Reply #1 on: June 18, 2013, 05:51:22 PM »
Why the fuck not? If you needed something she'd probably do it for you.  ass.

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Re: The case of the sanitary napkins
« Reply #2 on: June 18, 2013, 05:52:49 PM »
Why the fuck not? If you needed something she'd probably do it for you.  ass.

Damn, your woman has you beat down... lol


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Re: The case of the sanitary napkins
« Reply #3 on: June 18, 2013, 05:56:47 PM »
This is something i always take advantage of when i'm at the drugs store.

When i see a grown man checking out a pack of pussy pads or tampons, i always stare at it then i stare at his face.

They always get angry, ahahahhahahaha.

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Re: The case of the sanitary napkins
« Reply #4 on: June 18, 2013, 05:57:46 PM »
This is something i always take advantage of when i'm at the drugs store.

When i see a grown man checking out a pack of pussy pads or tampons, i always stare at it then i stare at his face.

They always get angry, ahahahhahahaha.

Exactly i feel like a fucking sissy boy buying that shit.

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Re: The case of the sanitary napkins
« Reply #5 on: June 18, 2013, 05:58:15 PM »
Damn, your woman has you beat down... lol



I like to think of it as a basic mutual respect. There are times reserved for the 'dominant alpha male' character that so many seem to aspire to.. tending to a woman in need of self-hygiene isn't it.  My girl uses those rubber cups so i'm fine.

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Re: The case of the sanitary napkins
« Reply #6 on: June 18, 2013, 05:59:50 PM »
I like to think of it as a basic mutual respect. There are times reserved for the 'dominant alpha male' character that so many seem to aspire to.. tending to a woman in need of self-hygiene isn't it.  My girl uses those rubber cups so i'm fine.


How about your filthy woman stocks up on something that she uses every fucking month. Makes sense, don't it?

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Re: The case of the sanitary napkins
« Reply #7 on: June 18, 2013, 06:00:19 PM »
I like to think of it as a basic mutual respect. There are times reserved for the 'dominant alpha male' character that so many seem to aspire to.. tending to a woman in need of self-hygiene isn't it.  My girl uses those rubber cups so i'm fine.

You're right, I'm just messing with you, putting on the typical getbig persona.

Serious question, what in gods name is a rubber cup and what does it do? lol

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Re: The case of the sanitary napkins
« Reply #8 on: June 18, 2013, 06:01:29 PM »
So you are going to the supermarket and your woman wants you to pick up some sanitary napkins for her time of the month do you say yes or no.

Yes, you buy them, but under the condition that you can toss them at her derisively, and reenact the "plug it up" scene from Carrie.

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Re: The case of the sanitary napkins
« Reply #9 on: June 18, 2013, 06:04:33 PM »
Tampons, pads, seven kinds of douche, yeast infection stuff, razors, waxes, and hair removal creams, lubricant, a jumbo pack of AA batteries, earplugs, and a magnifying glass.  

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Re: The case of the sanitary napkins
« Reply #10 on: June 18, 2013, 06:07:38 PM »
Tampons, pads, seven kinds of douche, yeast infection stuff, razors, waxes, and hair removal creams, lubricant, a jumbo pack of AA batteries, earplugs, and a magnifying glass.  

I thought it was funny when Adam Corolla on the Man Show compared the penis to something simple like a flashlight (can't remember) as opposed to the vagina which he compared to a finely tuned Steinway piano.

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Re: The case of the sanitary napkins
« Reply #11 on: June 18, 2013, 06:08:33 PM »
You're right, I'm just messing with you, putting on the typical getbig persona.

Serious question, what in gods name is a rubber cup and what does it do? lol


x2.

What in the hell is this cup contraption.

Sounds gross as fuck.

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Re: The case of the sanitary napkins
« Reply #12 on: June 18, 2013, 06:13:30 PM »

x2.

What in the hell is this cup contraption.

Sounds gross as fuck.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Menstrual_cup .


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Re: The case of the sanitary napkins
« Reply #13 on: June 18, 2013, 06:13:44 PM »

x2.

What in the hell is this cup contraption.

Sounds gross as fuck.

People don't realize it, men get the bad rap as being dirty/sweaty/messy, etc...

In actuality it's women, they're disgusting.  I worked at a gym when I was a teenager.  We would empty the trash from the locker rooms at night...  The mens was always clean, and smelled like cologne.  The womens locker room always smelled like shit, I swear...  The trashcans were almost overflowing with disgusting foreign objects, water was sprayed everywhere from the sinks...  This was like a high end gym too...  :-X :-X :-X

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Re: The case of the sanitary napkins
« Reply #14 on: June 18, 2013, 06:15:41 PM »
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Menstrual_cup .




ahahahhaha, so glad i don't have a pussy.

Jesus Christ. lol

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Re: The case of the sanitary napkins
« Reply #15 on: June 18, 2013, 06:17:36 PM »
People don't realize it, men get the bad rap as being dirty/sweaty/messy, etc...

In actuality it's women, they're disgusting.  I worked at a gym when I was a teenager.  We would empty the trash from the locker rooms at night...  The mens was always clean, and smelled like cologne.  The womens locker room always smelled like shit, I swear...  The trashcans were almost overflowing with disgusting foreign objects, water was sprayed everywhere from the sinks...  This was like a high end gym too...  :-X :-X :-X


Yes, this is very true.

Not only are they physically disgusting, but also they come off as the biggest anally retentive prudes in public, but among themselves they are nasty, gossiping, filthy whores.


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Re: The case of the sanitary napkins
« Reply #16 on: June 18, 2013, 06:28:42 PM »

Yes, this is very true.

Not only are they physically disgusting, but also they come off as the biggest anally retentive prudes in public, but among themselves they are nasty, gossiping, filthy whores.

I'd probably be better off if I was gay (no homo).  Disgusting ass sluts....  :-X :-X :-X

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Re: The case of the sanitary napkins
« Reply #17 on: June 18, 2013, 06:42:57 PM »
It occurs to me that every hole gets its own doctor.  Gynecologists.  Proctologists.  Urologists.  Dentists. 
And then there's superdoctors who can cover 3 like The Ear, Nose, and Throat Man.  I wonder if there's a Vag, Ass, and Peehole Man out there and he has a hydraulic hoist like at the mechanic's.  That would rock.

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Re: The case of the sanitary napkins
« Reply #18 on: June 18, 2013, 06:48:51 PM »

ahahahhaha, so glad i don't have a pussy.

Jesus Christ. lol

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

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Re: The case of the sanitary napkins
« Reply #19 on: June 18, 2013, 06:50:58 PM »
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!


Are you mocking me?

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Re: The case of the sanitary napkins
« Reply #20 on: June 18, 2013, 09:42:41 PM »
Exactly i feel like a fucking sissy boy buying that shit.

yet the fact your dad finger fucked your asshole doesn't bother you.. odd.

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Re: The case of the sanitary napkins
« Reply #21 on: June 18, 2013, 09:46:15 PM »
my ex wanted me to carry them in my hand, not in the cart. I never did and it let to screaming matches in walmart. now glad she's a big fucking loser. fat asshole

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Re: The case of the sanitary napkins
« Reply #22 on: June 18, 2013, 10:42:02 PM »

x2.

What in the hell is this cup contraption.

Sounds gross as fuck.

It's like a soup bowl you put into your vagina to catch the blood and tissue. The you empty it out and rinse it.

Straight up it's the best female hygienic product in existence.

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Re: The case of the sanitary napkins
« Reply #23 on: June 18, 2013, 11:03:19 PM »

Are you mocking me?

no laughing at yur comment.

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Re: The case of the sanitary napkins
« Reply #24 on: June 19, 2013, 04:48:33 AM »
It's like a soup bowl you put into your vagina to catch the blood and tissue. The you empty it out and rinse it.

Straight up it's the best female hygienic product in existence.

that is fucking disgusting somethings are better left unknown.