Need Tips on surviving Rehab at the Hard Rock

[El Diablo Blanco]

Going to Vegas next week and my buddies want to hit the pool party at Rehab.  I looked at their photos and I am not sure I can do it without snapping someone's head off.  Being surrounded by a bunch of rednecks with their body tats, flat brimmed oversized baseball hats acting all obnoxious, I am bound to smack a few of the cunts in the head.  Sure the place is swimming with prime poon, but most are probably carriers for yet to be discovered STDs.  I don't want to be the buddy that doesn't go, but I also don't want to be putting myself in this situation.  I just hate everything about the crowds at places like this.

Look at these photos and tell me you wouldn't want to smack most of these fucks upside the head.


Can this necklace scream douche loser any louder?


Sleezy whores, but what the fuck is it with the negro and that hat?


Fucking seriously.  Who wouldn't want to pound the shit out of this guy?


Check out the 2/10's the Jersey Shore guy snagged

[King Shizzo]

Just another day in the king's courtyard. The king has the key to every chastity belt in the kingdom.

[El Diablo Blanco]

hell, i hate everyone equally, but that place looks like heaven on earth.

no way to get out there un-laid.

yes superficial ppl,but who cares the girls are hot.

No doubt and that's my mission, get in, be the good friend, meet some whore and get the fuck out.  The longer I stay there the worst things that can happen.

[tu_holmes]

There's a million pool parties around Vegas. Rehab is fine, but you can go pretty much anywhere and get a decent pool view.

Hell, just go to the Sapphire pool and look at the strippers running around if you're just looking for eye candy.

[Rudee]

yes superficial ppl,but who cares the girls are hot.

And the hotter the girl, the more she can pick and choose who she fucks, and the less likely a person is to get laid by her unless you're a hot dude.

[Rudee]

Not good when the girls have bigger calves than you.

[Otis B Driftwood]

Go to Encore Beach Club. If you and your friends have some coin to drop get a lillypad by the pool. Thank me later.

[El Diablo Blanco]

thats why we go to thegym and have some bit cash at the ready to get her drunk-lenient enough in making her choices

and its importnant to not waste time on 9s and 10s, for best success rate, hit on the 6s-8s.

if nobody knows you there or wont see you ever again, id go as low a a 4.

by 2 am and a few drinks they all look like 10s.  like it matters what she looks like when you're laying there pissed drunk with her lips wrapped around your dick

[BikiniSlut]

Instead of being a hater why not just enjoy the freak show? Grab a margarita, sit down and point and laugh. Good times to be had by all.

[Seven Copper Coins]

Instead of being a hater why not just enjoy the freak show? Grab a margarita, sit down and point and laugh. Good times to be had by all.

This.

I could spend the entire day there and not have a cross word with a single person.

[Roger Bacon]

Going to Vegas next week and my buddies want to hit the pool party at Rehab.  I looked at their photos and I am not sure I can do it without snapping someone's head off.  Being surrounded by a bunch of rednecks with their body tats, flat brimmed oversized baseball hats acting all obnoxious, I am bound to smack a few of the cunts in the head.  Sure the place is swimming with prime poon, but most are probably carriers for yet to be discovered STDs.  I don't want to be the buddy that doesn't go, but I also don't want to be putting myself in this situation.  I just hate everything about the crowds at places like this.

Welcome to my world... lol

[snx]

too afraid of getting herpes to go

[Powerlift66]

Wouldn't go anywhere near that sh*thole...
I don't like crowds, or douche's, and that place is a crowd of douche's...

[pedro01]

No doubt and that's my mission, get in, be the good friend, meet some whore and get the fuck out.  The longer I stay there the worst things that can happen.

You'd have much more fun with an eight-ball and a couple of hookers.

It is Vegas after all.

No need to put up with all the douchery IMO.

Remember - there's nothing wrong with hookers. You are not paying for the sex. You are paying for them to fuck off afterwards (although admittedly, you can get the odd clingy one).

[Nails]

Expect to Get an STD if you jump in that pool

[pedro01]

Expect to Get an STD if you jump in that pool

Expect a rash from all the urea in there.

A bunch of people drinking heavily and standing in a swimming pool?

It's bad enough with a children in a swimming pool 'cause I know those horrible little girls don't get out to pee but at least their kidneys aren't processing 15 jagerbombs.

[michael arvilla]

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[BikiniSlut]

Expect to Get an STD if you jump in that pool

No...I'm sure they use plenty of chlorine. 

[pedro01]

No...I'm sure they use plenty of chlorine Urine. 

Corrected

[tu_holmes]

Corrected

Pee is just ammonia, so it's pretty clean.... Just nasty to think about.

[El Diablo Blanco]

Wouldn't go anywhere near that sh*thole...
I don't like crowds, or douche's, and that place is a crowd of douche's...

The crowds plus the heat plus the douches is a recipe for disaster.

[calfzilla]

Don't worry about the douches they're on vacation and just having fun, join in. Meet some attractive females and enjoy yourself. Looks like mostly whites there so should be a fun time. If in doubt refer to the Robert Burneika pool video.

[Irongrip400]

I usually stay at Caesars or the Flamingo, and both have great pools.  Drop a bit of loot and get a cabana.  I went last June and me and my wife had a blast.  Went the year before with buddies and had a blast.  You can't have a bad time in Vegas if you don't overdo it or you are a knucklehead.

[El Diablo Blanco]

I usually stay at Caesars or the Flamingo, and both have great pools.  Drop a bit of loot and get a cabana.  I went last June and me and my wife had a blast.  Went the year before with buddies and had a blast.  You can't have a bad time in Vegas if you don't overdo it or you are a knucklehead.

Good to know, we are staying at the Flamingo so that is cool.  I wanted to hit up Encore Beach Club, but these guys want to go to the "world famous" rehab.  No doubt I am going to hit something, either some whore or douche in the face.  Will see what happens first.

[Irongrip400]

Good to know, we are staying at the Flamingo so that is cool.  I wanted to hit up Encore Beach Club, but these guys want to go to the "world famous" rehab.  No doubt I am going to hit something, either some whore or douche in the face.  Will see what happens first.

Flamingo has a topless pool. it is pretty fun.  Went there for a bachelor party a few years ago.  I've been to Caesars pool a few times, and it's pretty fun there too.