Author Topic: How to ruin a first date... (Read 5528 times)

FitnessFrenzy · « **on:** June 25, 2013, 02:57:41 PM »

write ideas for what to say in order to ruin a first date with a girl:

- "Do you know what Marcel Bergsma looks like?"

- "I just upped my test dosage to 500 mg. Very soon I will get the girls".

- "do you like deep tissue massage in the anus?"

- "do you think anabolichalo really has a wife?"

- "How many posts do you have on Getbig?"

Chadwick The Beta · « **Reply #1 on:** June 25, 2013, 03:01:01 PM »

Do you even lift?

ukjeff · « **Reply #2 on:** June 25, 2013, 03:01:41 PM »

Hello my names Tbombz

Nails · « **Reply #3 on:** June 25, 2013, 03:03:09 PM »

i dont know about you , but i love to fuck on the first date , it relaxes the mood better before heading out to dinner

Chadwick The Beta · « **Reply #4 on:** June 25, 2013, 03:03:51 PM »

Do you think One More Rep, or E-Kul, should have left GetBig ?

ukjeff · « **Reply #5 on:** June 25, 2013, 03:04:08 PM »

have you used the shower attachment to clear out your back passage for later?

gym**rat · « **Reply #6 on:** June 25, 2013, 03:06:45 PM »

If you are at her house use-

"Do you have a plunger?"

Skeletor · « **Reply #7 on:** June 25, 2013, 03:07:35 PM »

"Who is better, Ronnie or Dorian"

"Are you friends with the people of bodybuilding"

FitnessFrenzy · « **Reply #8 on:** June 25, 2013, 03:10:49 PM »

Quote from: Chadwick The Beta on June 25, 2013, 03:03:51 PM

Do you think One More Rep, or E-Kul, should have left GetBig ?

Archer77 · « **Reply #9 on:** June 25, 2013, 03:11:05 PM »

Is a calorie a calorie?

FitnessFrenzy · « **Reply #10 on:** June 25, 2013, 03:11:46 PM »

"do you think dj181 is too lean?"

"do you think Big Ramy has small calves?"

"are you looking forward to Vince Goodrum's radio show?"

Chadwick The Beta · « **Reply #11 on:** June 25, 2013, 03:12:44 PM »

This isn't going to be a "trap" is it?

ukjeff · « **Reply #12 on:** June 25, 2013, 03:13:24 PM »

"Tut!"

biff · « **Reply #13 on:** June 25, 2013, 03:17:18 PM »

"im not pay for sushis, Americano whore"

Chadwick The Beta · « **Reply #14 on:** June 25, 2013, 03:21:00 PM »

Do you like to be chili dogged, like booty?

ukjeff · « **Reply #15 on:** June 25, 2013, 03:23:02 PM »

Use your real laugh.

Parker · « **Reply #16 on:** June 25, 2013, 03:23:41 PM »

"Tuna...Fish?"

Nails · « **Reply #17 on:** June 25, 2013, 03:24:53 PM »

Waiter - "and what can i get you guys?"

- "she will have a salad , she needs to diet down if she wants to get to second date with me"

Chadwick The Beta · « **Reply #18 on:** June 25, 2013, 03:27:11 PM »

Do you hear about what happened to Squadfather?

Chadwick The Beta · « **Reply #19 on:** June 25, 2013, 03:27:49 PM »

Quote from: Nails on June 25, 2013, 03:24:53 PM

Waiter - "and what can i get you guys?"

- "she will have a salad , she needs to diet down if she wants to get to second date with me"

hahahahahaha

or "I'll have the #6 and she'll have something of equal or lesser value."

Nails · « **Reply #20 on:** June 25, 2013, 03:29:57 PM »

Quote from: Chadwick The Beta on June 25, 2013, 03:27:49 PM

hahahahahaha

or "I'll have the #6 and she'll have something of equal or lesser value."

LMFAO

Chadwick The Beta · « **Reply #21 on:** June 25, 2013, 03:30:54 PM »

You call those lat insertions?

tu_holmes · « **Reply #22 on:** June 25, 2013, 03:32:49 PM »

Quote from: Chadwick The Beta on June 25, 2013, 03:27:49 PM

hahahahahaha

or "I'll have the #6 and she'll have something of equal or lesser value."

HAH!!!

Pray_4_War · « **Reply #23 on:** June 25, 2013, 03:33:14 PM »

You know, Hitler really wasn't such a bad guy.

240 is Back · « **Reply #24 on:** June 25, 2013, 03:34:56 PM »

Imagine if the average dude got 10 dates based upon his match or POF or whatever.

imagine if he arrived at each date and suggested "let's just get the sec out of the way before the date so we both know if we're wasting our time or not".

I have to think, on probably 2 or 3 of these dates, the answer would be YES.

Author Topic: How to ruin a first date... (Read 5528 times)

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