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DroppingPlates

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Re: How to ruin a first date...
« Reply #25 on: June 25, 2013, 03:36:11 PM »
Any updates about that tall blonde, FF?

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Re: How to ruin a first date...
« Reply #26 on: June 25, 2013, 03:38:32 PM »
You look exotic...was your dad a G.I. ?
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Re: How to ruin a first date...
« Reply #27 on: June 25, 2013, 03:38:57 PM »
By the way your eating you must be bulking.
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Re: How to ruin a first date...
« Reply #28 on: June 25, 2013, 03:44:32 PM »
"Does your sister swallow?"

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Re: How to ruin a first date...
« Reply #29 on: June 25, 2013, 04:33:02 PM »
lmao chadwick doing some solid work itt

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Re: How to ruin a first date...
« Reply #30 on: June 25, 2013, 04:38:46 PM »
I got a room at the Mirage right next to the ice machine.

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Re: How to ruin a first date...
« Reply #31 on: June 25, 2013, 04:45:09 PM »
Do you go for volume or intensity?

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Re: How to ruin a first date...
« Reply #32 on: June 25, 2013, 06:01:38 PM »
"What's your screen name on Getbig?"

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Re: How to ruin a first date...
« Reply #33 on: June 25, 2013, 07:59:23 PM »
how many months are you already into pregnancy, you look kinda fat

is there a local excrement deposit nearby or is that your mouth-feet
ask her"are you sad?" she says redicatbly "no why" you say"then why do you leave your tits hanging like that"

hahahahaha ;D

or...

Can I smell your pussy?  Oh, then that must be your feet.
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Re: How to ruin a first date...
« Reply #34 on: June 25, 2013, 08:03:35 PM »
As soon the bitch starts talking a lot of nonsense, i'll start yelling SHUT DOWN!!! SHUT DOWN!!!

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Re: How to ruin a first date...
« Reply #35 on: June 26, 2013, 12:40:02 AM »
Any updates about that tall blonde, FF?

It didn't work out. I'm back on the horse and hunting new adventures.

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Re: How to ruin a first date...
« Reply #36 on: June 26, 2013, 12:46:56 AM »
"Have you ever sucked Galeniko's cock?"

"Do you think towel-gate represents any cultural values of our postmodern society?"

"If you were anabolichalo's mom, would you lower his autism medication?"


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Re: How to ruin a first date...
« Reply #37 on: June 26, 2013, 01:01:04 AM »
"I want to fuck you in the ass"

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Re: How to ruin a first date...
« Reply #38 on: June 26, 2013, 01:08:48 AM »
Do you think One More Rep, or E-Kul, should have left GetBig ?


Talk about amazing. OMR completely ran of E-Kul without even a total meltdown thread.
all drugs - TPPIIP

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Re: How to ruin a first date...
« Reply #39 on: June 26, 2013, 01:16:22 AM »
Talk about amazing. OMR completely ran of E-Kul without even a total meltdown thread.

let's see if he returns, the little fucker.

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Re: How to ruin a first date...
« Reply #40 on: June 26, 2013, 01:24:03 AM »
"how much can ya bench?"

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Re: How to ruin a first date...
« Reply #41 on: June 26, 2013, 02:41:15 AM »
It didn't work out. I'm back on the horse and hunting new adventures.

That sucks. I had something similar a while back. Too bad, she was a HOPA :-\

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Re: How to ruin a first date...
« Reply #42 on: June 26, 2013, 02:46:02 AM »
let me bang bro

are you saying you love the cock

on our next date do you want to come and look at oiled up men in thongs with me

do you fancy a holiday in uganda
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Re: How to ruin a first date...
« Reply #43 on: June 26, 2013, 02:50:03 AM »
That sucks. I had something similar a while back. Too bad, she was a HOPA :-\

To be honest, she was a little fucked up personality wise.. so I am not too bothered. It happens to all of us. There's plenty of other pussy around.  ;)

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Re: How to ruin a first date...
« Reply #44 on: June 26, 2013, 02:51:16 AM »
"Do you think Big Ramy will crack the top 6 at the Olympia?"

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Re: How to ruin a first date...
« Reply #45 on: June 26, 2013, 02:52:29 AM »
write ideas for what to say in order to ruin a first date with a girl:

- "Do you know what Marcel Bergsma looks like?"

- "I just upped my test dosage to 500 mg. Very soon I will get the girls".

- "do you like deep tissue massage in the anus?"

- "do you think anabolichalo really has a wife?"

- "How many posts do you have on Getbig?"

- "Have you read Sebastian Ivascu's new book?"

"have you seen the 1340 pages of random pics thread ?"
"t3 and clen or clen and t3 ?"
"do you brew your own tren ?"
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Re: How to ruin a first date...
« Reply #46 on: June 26, 2013, 03:14:00 AM »
Can i use your knife sharpener before we head out ?

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Re: How to ruin a first date...
« Reply #47 on: June 26, 2013, 03:25:34 AM »
"Am I your first Getbigger? Be honest, baby"

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Re: How to ruin a first date...
« Reply #48 on: June 26, 2013, 03:29:21 AM »
"what's your bodyfat?"

"what's your PR in the mile?"

"do you invent the future that you want to face?"

"should anabolico focus on his pecs?"

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Re: How to ruin a first date...
« Reply #49 on: June 26, 2013, 03:29:45 AM »
"what's your bodyfat?"

"what's your PR in the mile?"

"do you invent the future that you want to face?"

"should anabolico focus on his pecs?"

 ;D