Author Topic: How to ruin a first date... (Read 5522 times)

Rami · « **Reply #50 on:** June 26, 2013, 03:38:07 AM »

She could be very forgiving and lenient.

I think physical assault is the sure fire way.

_aj_ · « **Reply #51 on:** June 26, 2013, 03:39:29 AM »

Take a good look at her and then say, "would not hit"

FitnessFrenzy · « **Reply #52 on:** June 26, 2013, 03:45:00 AM »

"Are you down for DP if I call my friend Wiggs?"

"what is your favorite gimmick account on Getbig?"

"do you think Arce1988 posts too many smilies?"

Griffith · « **Reply #53 on:** June 26, 2013, 03:54:17 AM »

"Does she have a dick?"

bigmc · « **Reply #54 on:** June 26, 2013, 04:05:28 AM »

yes it is a matching tap out ensemble do you like the 4oz gloves all the better to fist you with

Army of One · « **Reply #55 on:** June 26, 2013, 05:12:02 AM »

"Does my handkerchief smell like Chloroform to you?"

240 is Back · « **Reply #56 on:** June 26, 2013, 05:14:55 AM »

Try to get her belief on any local issue - birtherism, trayvon shooting, etc - and then take an opposite role and argue it all through dinner.

you won't be the "yes man" that every other guy from POF.com is, nodding with everything to try to get in her panties. You'll be the challenge that pisses her off and stirs that deep emotion, that adversarial feeling which affects her at the visceral level.

Challenge her. DONT be a yes man. every winging dick in the bar is a yes man. be the opposite.

Chadwick The Beta · « **Reply #57 on:** June 26, 2013, 05:24:21 AM »

Have your secretary call her in advance and advise that you will be about ten minutes late, and also have your secretary clearly outline for your date what your "firm but fair" expectations are regarding appearance, public demeanor, and of course hygeine standards for when "he takes what you both already know is his."

Tapeworm · « **Reply #58 on:** June 26, 2013, 05:24:38 AM »

I don't even have to. They usually ruin it all by themselves.

By all means, tell me more about your ex and how you're underappreciated at work. You're so sexy when you're self righteous.

LurkerNoMore · « **Reply #59 on:** June 26, 2013, 05:40:12 AM »

I believe in equality and women's rights... so you can expect to get the check.

Krankenstein · « **Reply #60 on:** June 26, 2013, 05:41:26 AM »

1) show up looking like cswol

2) Everything she says, respond with "Gayer than...." followed up by "You sound like the kind of girl that...."

3) Ask her if she can deadlift 225 x 112

4) Make her tell you all about legit kigs

5) Pull up your profile on a dating site and show her pics of women that have viewed you and ask her which one looks like the bigger slut (with any luck it will be her)

6) Ask her which she prefers : Naughty America or Brazzers

tu_holmes · « **Reply #61 on:** June 26, 2013, 05:45:26 AM »

There's no guaranteed way to ruin a date.

You can get away with a lot these days on a first date.

CalvinH · « **Reply #62 on:** June 26, 2013, 05:56:30 AM »

Can you by me another drink.

...I'm busy posting about how I'm a king.

Chadwick The Beta · « **Reply #63 on:** June 26, 2013, 06:27:06 AM »

At any mention she makes of something from the heart...be it dreams, fears, or whatever...

respond with "hahahahahahahahahahahaha ha oh, brother

"

FitnessFrenzy · « **Reply #64 on:** June 26, 2013, 06:27:28 AM »

Quote from: Krankenstein on June 26, 2013, 05:41:26 AM

1) show up looking like cswol

2) Everything she says, respond with "Gayer than...." followed up by "You sound like the kind of girl that...."

3) Ask her if she can deadlift 225 x 112

4) Make her tell you all about legit kigs

5) Pull up your profile on a dating site and show her pics of women that have viewed you and ask her which one looks like the bigger slut (with any luck it will be her)

6) Ask her which she prefers : Naughty America or Brazzers

Krankenstein · « **Reply #65 on:** June 26, 2013, 06:37:14 AM »

Quote from: Chadwick The Beta on June 26, 2013, 06:27:06 AM

At any mention she makes of something from the heart...be it dreams, fears, or whatever...

respond with "hahahahahahahahahahahaha ha oh, brother "

HA HA...nice

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #66 on:** June 26, 2013, 06:44:57 AM »

"Let me introduce you to Tito24 and his son, they will make you feel a way you've never felt before"

jon cole · « **Reply #67 on:** June 26, 2013, 07:03:47 AM »

"do you want to see my hitler's autograph?"

FitnessFrenzy · « **Reply #68 on:** June 26, 2013, 07:07:50 AM »

"There is so much talk about the jews in WW2.. but in my opinion, the nazis weren't so innocent themselves"

(tito24 made that quote!)

Fortress · « **Reply #69 on:** June 26, 2013, 11:04:35 AM »

Quote from: Chadwick The Beta on June 26, 2013, 06:27:06 AM

At any mention she makes of something from the heart...be it dreams, fears, or whatever...

respond with "hahahahahahahahahahahaha ha oh, brother "

CLASSIC

Nails · « **Reply #70 on:** June 26, 2013, 11:06:18 AM »

is that fish i smell? or just you

Parker · « **Reply #71 on:** June 26, 2013, 11:10:05 AM »

"You paying? Because I got to meet a Schmoe on the stroll, and have to meet my anabolic window in 5 minutes."

Nails · « **Reply #72 on:** June 26, 2013, 11:11:24 AM »

honk honk

hi babe , where we going to dinner?

First and foremost , its gas, grass or ass nobody rides for free

Henda · « **Reply #73 on:** June 26, 2013, 11:15:25 AM »

Show up looking like this

tu_holmes · « **Reply #74 on:** June 26, 2013, 11:22:23 AM »

Quote from: bass generator on June 26, 2013, 11:15:25 AM

Show up looking like this

Some women like the long hair... I've had women love it when I've had it long, and others loved it when I cut it... It's a preference thing.