Author Topic: How to ruin a first date... (Read 5499 times)

Henda · « **Reply #75 on:** June 26, 2013, 11:27:10 AM »

Quote from: tu_holmes on June 26, 2013, 11:22:23 AM

Some women like the long hair... I've had women love it when I've had it long, and others loved it when I cut it... It's a preference thing.

Its not just the hair.
thats getbigger method101, his long ginger locks and magnificent sandowesque phisique along with his plush council bedsit have so far been unfruitfull in the dating game.

tu_holmes · « **Reply #76 on:** June 26, 2013, 11:29:12 AM »

Quote from: bass generator on June 26, 2013, 11:27:10 AM

Its not just the hair.
thats getbigger method101, his long ginger locks and magnificent sandowesque phisique along with his plush council bedsit have so far been unfruitfull in the dating game.

I know some chicks that would give his ginger locks a good tug I'm sure.

Nails · « **Reply #77 on:** June 26, 2013, 11:40:54 AM »

Chadwick The Beta · « **Reply #78 on:** June 26, 2013, 11:42:10 AM »

Quote from: Nails on June 26, 2013, 11:40:54 AM

taco bell makes phones too

bigmc · « **Reply #79 on:** June 26, 2013, 11:43:44 AM »

Quote from: tu_holmes on June 26, 2013, 11:29:12 AM

I know some chicks that would give his ginger locks a good tug I'm sure.

sounds like you want a piece of that yourself mr holmes

tu_holmes · « **Reply #80 on:** June 26, 2013, 11:49:50 AM »

Quote from: bigmc on June 26, 2013, 11:43:44 AM

sounds like you want a piece of that yourself mr holmes

Well, I do like my girls with the Ginger hair.

FitnessFrenzy · « **Reply #81 on:** June 26, 2013, 01:13:59 PM »

"Haven't I seen you on YouPorn?"

Nails · « **Reply #82 on:** June 26, 2013, 04:16:38 PM »

Are you Pro Abortion?

Because im Team RAW, NO CONDOM, NO PULLING OUT

best have your Abortion clinic on speed dial babe

Chadwick The Beta · « **Reply #83 on:** June 26, 2013, 04:18:49 PM »

Quote from: Nails on June 26, 2013, 04:16:38 PM

Are you Pro Abortion?

Because im Team RAW, NO CONDOM, NO PULLING OUT

best have your Abortion clinic on speed dial babe

perfect vanity license plate except too many letters

FitnessFrenzy · « **Reply #84 on:** June 27, 2013, 05:24:09 AM »

"do you like the smell of protein farts?"

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #85 on:** June 27, 2013, 05:41:28 AM »

"Has IronMeister shopped your face?"

Krankenstein · « **Reply #86 on:** June 27, 2013, 06:31:57 AM »

Lets get this over with right now. To my dojo....SIGN THE WAIVER!!!!

Psychopath · « **Reply #87 on:** June 27, 2013, 06:35:51 AM »

"What do you think of ebony muscle men penis punching grape fruit?"

phreak · « **Reply #88 on:** June 27, 2013, 06:54:09 AM »

Picking your date up while wearing too tight pants, showing your package. Telling her you fuck men. And then proceed to grope her at the club. Guaranteed disaster!

Oh wait, that's how I met my wife.

FitnessFrenzy · « **Reply #89 on:** June 27, 2013, 06:56:14 AM »

"Do you think Nasser went to Egypt to die or to visit Sheriff Salami?"

phreak · « **Reply #90 on:** June 27, 2013, 06:57:32 AM »

Looking her over and telling her "BMC approved!".

ukjeff · « **Reply #91 on:** June 27, 2013, 07:29:06 AM »

BigCyp · « **Reply #92 on:** June 27, 2013, 07:33:47 AM »

Waiting until she orders desert and snatching the menu from her, shouting "YOUR LACK OF WILLPOWER IS SICKENING!!!"

Parker · « **Reply #93 on:** June 27, 2013, 07:41:47 AM »

Quote from: BigCyp on June 27, 2013, 07:33:47 AM

Waiting until she orders desert and snatching the menu from her, shouting "YOUR LACK OF WILLPOWER IS SICKENING!!!"

"But, I'm having my cheat meal" (you say to her as you look over the menu).

FitnessFrenzy · « **Reply #94 on:** June 27, 2013, 07:44:42 AM »

Quote from: BigCyp on June 27, 2013, 07:33:47 AM

Waiting until she orders desert and snatching the menu from her, shouting "YOUR LACK OF WILLPOWER IS SICKENING!!!"

"I need my 5000 calories because I am bulking, what about you, bitch?"

BigCyp · « **Reply #95 on:** June 27, 2013, 07:47:32 AM »

Quote from: Parker on June 27, 2013, 07:41:47 AM

"But, I'm having my cheat meal" (you say to her as you look over the menu).

Quote from: FitnessFrenzy on June 27, 2013, 07:44:42 AM

"I need my 5000 calories because I am bulking, what about you, bitch?"

I am a bodybuilder, I need not defend my culinary actions to no one! They are maticulously planned for weeks on end - THERE ARE NO SURPRISES!!! WHEN I EAT 2 TUBS OF HAGEN DAAZ TOO MYSELF, IT'S NOT SPONTANEOUS, I AM SIMPLY FOLLOWING PAGE 59 OF THE GALINEKO THREAD BITCH!!!!

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #96 on:** June 27, 2013, 07:53:01 AM »

"Side injections in your hips? Why the need to accentuate them even more?"

Author Topic: How to ruin a first date... (Read 5499 times)

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