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The_Hammer

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You're @ the 7-Eleven and This Guy Slaps Your GF's Ass
« on: June 30, 2013, 01:36:22 AM »
You're at the 7-Eleven and this guy slaps your girlfriend's ass.

What do you do?






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Roger Bacon

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Re: You're @ the 7-Eleven and This Guy Slaps Your GF's Ass
« Reply #1 on: June 30, 2013, 01:42:47 AM »
Drop him with my dual wielded, gold plated 1911, citing the Stand Your Ground law.
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Re: You're @ the 7-Eleven and This Guy Slaps Your GF's Ass
« Reply #2 on: June 30, 2013, 01:44:05 AM »
Anyone remember that fag MuscleMcAnus?  I'm starting to think this guy Fag_Hammer is his gimmick.
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Re: You're @ the 7-Eleven and This Guy Slaps Your GF's Ass
« Reply #3 on: June 30, 2013, 01:51:53 AM »
Quote from: P.I.P on June 30, 2013, 01:44:05 AM
Anyone remember that fag MuscleMcAnus?  I'm starting to think this guy Fag_Hammer is his gimmick.


Yep, I'm a seven year long running gimmick ::)

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Re: You're @ the 7-Eleven and This Guy Slaps Your GF's Ass
« Reply #4 on: June 30, 2013, 02:17:32 AM »
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Re: You're @ the 7-Eleven and This Guy Slaps Your GF's Ass
« Reply #5 on: June 30, 2013, 04:59:50 AM »
Quote from: The_Hammer on June 30, 2013, 01:51:53 AM

Yep, I'm a seven year long running gimmick ::)

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That doesn't mean shit. There are plenty of gimmicks around here specifically set up like that. Hell, look at Shakespeare, dudes been here years and only has about 40 posts.
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Re: You're @ the 7-Eleven and This Guy Slaps Your GF's Ass
« Reply #6 on: June 30, 2013, 05:30:36 AM »
Quote from: Irongrip400 on June 30, 2013, 04:59:50 AM
That doesn't mean shit. There are plenty of gimmicks around here specifically set up like that. Hell, look at Shakespeare, dudes been here years and only has about 40 posts.

I'm sorry, but I always thought of Shakespeare as one of our quality posters with material that is insightful, as well as rich and compelling.

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Re: You're @ the 7-Eleven and This Guy Slaps Your GF's Ass
« Reply #7 on: June 30, 2013, 06:22:05 AM »
Quote from: OneMoreRep on June 30, 2013, 05:30:36 AM
I'm sorry, but I always thought of Shakespeare as one of our quality posters with material that is insightful, as well as rich and compelling.

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Yeah, that still doesn't mean he's not someone else's gimmick. There are quite a few clever ones here. 
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Re: You're @ the 7-Eleven and This Guy Slaps Your GF's Ass
« Reply #8 on: June 30, 2013, 06:49:35 AM »
Quote from: Irongrip400 on June 30, 2013, 06:22:05 AM
Yeah, that still doesn't mean he's not someone else's gimmick. There are quite a few clever ones here. 

I am just kidding grip, I know..

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Re: You're @ the 7-Eleven and This Guy Slaps Your GF's Ass
« Reply #9 on: June 30, 2013, 06:50:14 AM »
I would buy some lube and tell him to bend over.
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Re: You're @ the 7-Eleven and This Guy Slaps Your GF's Ass
« Reply #10 on: June 30, 2013, 06:57:08 AM »
i'd think about what i should do and probably not figure out what to do at all
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Re: You're @ the 7-Eleven and This Guy Slaps Your GF's Ass
« Reply #11 on: June 30, 2013, 07:01:06 AM »
I would give him my wallet and try to get out of there.
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Re: You're @ the 7-Eleven and This Guy Slaps Your GF's Ass
« Reply #12 on: June 30, 2013, 07:03:48 AM »
Quote from: The_Hammer on June 30, 2013, 01:36:22 AM
You're at the 7-Eleven and this guy slaps your girlfriend's ass.

What do you do?





clerk doesn't look too comfortable.  fuck 7/11.  after 7pm clerks should be behind bullet proof glass or the doors should be locked and transactions occur via a window.  dude doesn't get paid enough for that.  
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Re: You're @ the 7-Eleven and This Guy Slaps Your GF's Ass
« Reply #13 on: June 30, 2013, 07:08:24 AM »
Wish I could sit in on that boardroom meet when the guy proposed they stay open 24 hours.
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Re: You're @ the 7-Eleven and This Guy Slaps Your GF's Ass
« Reply #14 on: June 30, 2013, 07:21:44 AM »
"Bitch" slap him, and then what happens happens
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Re: You're @ the 7-Eleven and This Guy Slaps Your GF's Ass
« Reply #15 on: June 30, 2013, 07:29:18 AM »
Quote from: Childish///AMG on June 30, 2013, 07:21:44 AM
"Bitch" slap him, and then what happens happens

He'd knock you to the floor and fuck your ass while you lie there moaning.
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Re: You're @ the 7-Eleven and This Guy Slaps Your GF's Ass
« Reply #16 on: June 30, 2013, 07:32:57 AM »
Not likely, non-dominate hand slaps, while dominate hand is on my "Sig" 380
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Re: You're @ the 7-Eleven and This Guy Slaps Your GF's Ass
« Reply #17 on: June 30, 2013, 07:43:15 AM »
My non-dominant hand would be offering my wallet while my dominant hand was fumbling for the door handle.
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Re: You're @ the 7-Eleven and This Guy Slaps Your GF's Ass
« Reply #18 on: June 30, 2013, 12:40:14 PM »
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Re: You're @ the 7-Eleven and This Guy Slaps Your GF's Ass
« Reply #19 on: June 30, 2013, 12:47:54 PM »
Believe me, if a guy like that slaps your girlfriend's ass, he's already sized you up and determined that you ain't gonna do shit to him
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Re: You're @ the 7-Eleven and This Guy Slaps Your GF's Ass
« Reply #20 on: June 30, 2013, 01:40:20 PM »
Quote from: andreisdaman on June 30, 2013, 12:47:54 PM
Believe me, if a guy like that slaps your girlfriend's ass, he's already sized you up and determined that you ain't gonna do shit to him
it's also a very unlikely thing to happen

never seen it happen
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Re: You're @ the 7-Eleven and This Guy Slaps Your GF's Ass
« Reply #21 on: June 30, 2013, 01:41:53 PM »
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Re: You're @ the 7-Eleven and This Guy Slaps Your GF's Ass
« Reply #22 on: June 30, 2013, 02:57:45 PM »
Quote from: The_Hammer on June 30, 2013, 01:36:22 AM
You're at the 7-Eleven and this guy slaps your girlfriend's ass.

What do you do?








hahahahahahahahahaha  oh, brother  ::)   ok, "The Hammer" I'm sure you would have whipped his ass.

Except 7-11 would have fired you, and you were in the middle of cleaning the slurpee machine.

Plus, "Slurpee Machine" is one of your mom's nicknames...the others being "whore"  "Anal Alice" and "Karen Mackle"
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Re: You're @ the 7-Eleven and This Guy Slaps Your GF's Ass
« Reply #23 on: June 30, 2013, 02:58:50 PM »
Quote from: anabolichalo on June 30, 2013, 01:40:20 PM
it's also a very unlikely thing to happen

never seen it happen
maybe you need to get more attractive girls on your arm?
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Re: You're @ the 7-Eleven and This Guy Slaps Your GF's Ass
« Reply #24 on: June 30, 2013, 03:00:04 PM »
Quote from: andreisdaman on June 30, 2013, 12:47:54 PM
Believe me, if a guy like that slaps my girlfriend's ass, he's already sized me up and determined that I ain't gonna do shit to him

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