Had the worst dream last night.

[Wiggs]

Even worse than getting a job or being white.

I had a dream I was bald. Not willfully bald. Bald as in horseshoe.  I remember looking in the mirror seeing the hair and being extremely depressed and filled with anxiety. I was in a bad mood, lost my confidence and kept feeling insure of myself because of this stupid hair. I remember I kept thinking, I shouldn't have juiced this time.  I don't know why I didn't just shave it as I have a great head for a bald head. I kept the horseshoe and woke up this morning frightened.  

I now got a taste of what 3333386, 240, Anabolichalo, Chaos and others have faced. FUCK.

Thankfully it was only a dream. I'm not poking fun at bald guys cause it honestly can't be fun but fuck. I was legitimately freaked out over this hair thing in my dream.

[ukjeff]

you only have a fuckin brillo pad on your head when it grows.
Thats not hair.

[Wiggs]

you only have a fuckin brillo pad on your head when it grows.
Thats not hair.

Is that supposed to offend me? Cause it didn't. I'm better off with what I have.  Try harder Biff.

[ukjeff]

Is that supposed to offend me? Cause it didn't. I'm better off with what I have.

Offend?
No, its a joke, thats what people do on this forum, if you were to take offence its time to leave the forum.

[Wiggs]

Offend?
No, its a joke, thats what people do on this forum, if you were to take offence its time to leave the forum.

Take it easy grandpa. You haven't even been here a year yet. I'll tell people what they do on this forum.
And for God's sake brush your teeth. I can smell your breath from here.

[BDsauce]

Take it easy grandpa. You haven't even been here a year yet. I'll tell people what they do on this forum.
And for God's sake brush your teeth. I can smell your breath from here.

 

[ukjeff]

Take it easy grandpa. You haven't even been here a year yet. I'll tell people what they do on this forum.
And for God's sake brush your teeth. I can smell your breath from here.

Does longevity mean something here?
I move through the ranks quickly, like I do at work*.

* Thats what we in the UK call employment/job

[Krankenstein]

you only have a fuckin brillo pad on your head when it grows.
Thats not hair.

You're trying too hard.

[funk51]

  your right hair makes the man, but i wish i was rich and bald instead  of so gol-danged handsome.

[Chadwick The Beta]

Does longevity mean something here?
I move through the ranks quickly, like I do at work*.

* Thats what we in the UK call employment/job

ironic, considering you were leaving getbig

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=470250.0

[Wiggs]

ironic, considering you were leaving getbig

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=470250.0

LOL....I wasn't even gonna bring it up...lol

[diamondcut]

yep, having a terrible haircut/hairstyle is one thing

but having that horseshoe baldness is tragedy

[BDsauce]

ironic, considering you were leaving getbig

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=470250.0

oh shit hahahaha

[Irongrip400]

Wiggs, I too have had similar dreams, and I think it has something to do with feeling older.  The human mind is a powerful thing, and lets you know subconsciously what its worries are.  God speed my Hebrew friend.

[Wiggs]

Wiggs, I too have had similar dreams, and I think it has something to do with feeling older.  The human mind is a powerful thing, and lets you know subconsciously what its worries are.  God speed my Hebrew friend.

Well I'll be 34 in two weeks. No kids, no wife, no house. At least I have my hair, a car and cash.

[Nails]

[Chadwick The Beta]

milton don't play dat

[Irongrip400]

Well I'll be 34 in two weeks. No kids, no wife, no house. At least I have my hair, a car and cash.

I'm 32, wife, new baby, cash, and I started having dreams like this around 27.

I tell you a freaky one I had around 27, I was out in the water on a boat trip.  I was swimming around the boat, not giving a fuck, then I realized the boat was drifting away, but I didn't think too much of it because it was still kind of close.  Then, I looked again, and it had drifted farther, but still in sight, but I started worrying more, and started to swim for it.  Well, it kept drifting further away, faster than I could swim.  I realized this dream was about my own mortality, and the boat was youth, which slips further away every day.

[biff]

is this pic supposed to be Rich Piana?




ive also had the 'bald' dream, even worse is the dream you have teeth falling out. scariest for me i have all the time im driving, and cant keep my eyes open, like falling asleep. very scary.

[Grape Ape]

I now got a taste of what 3333386, 240, Anabolichalo, Chaos and others have faced. FUCK.

Yeah, but they can spell "worst".

[Archer77]

I'm no where near horseshoe bald.  The thought of it petrifies me.  I heard women call it the ring of death.

[ukjeff]

I have a full head of hair, barber always comments how good it is and begrudges cutting it.

[dr.chimps]

Looks like the Goodyear Tire shill. 

[Wiggs]

Yeah, but they can spell "worst".

I spelled it correctly. I used the wrong tense of the word.

[Grape Ape]

I spelled it correctly. I used the wrong tense of the word.

Would you consider that a worse mistake, or the worst mistake?  Choose your answer carefully.