Author Topic: Obama to College Students: Do Not Celebrate Fourth of July (Read 2862 times)

Roger Bacon · « **on:** July 03, 2013, 01:19:14 PM »

Obama to College Students: Do Not Celebrate Fourth of July

As the country prepares to celebrate its independence from Great Britain President Obama had a completely different message for a group of Congressional Summer interns in Washington:

“America is a great country. There is no denying this. However, I caution you all as you step forward in your careers. Peer back into history and ask yourselves- Was a revolution truly necessary? Great Britain may not have had it completely right, but they had many things right. Take taxes for example. If your neighbor makes $1 Million a year, but you and your family can barely keep the heat on should he not help your family?

arce1988 · « **Reply #1 on:** July 03, 2013, 01:21:02 PM »

DAMN!

Wiggs · « **Reply #2 on:** July 03, 2013, 01:21:43 PM »

Fuck him, fuck his whore mom and fuck his sorry ass daddy.

Soul Crusher · « **Reply #3 on:** July 03, 2013, 01:23:34 PM »

I still need a valid source for this - not saying its not true - but I think this is a work.

But fuck Obama regardless.

BIG AL MCKECHNIE · « **Reply #4 on:** July 03, 2013, 01:27:43 PM »

Well he has British maternal grandparents and his dad is a British Kenyan so of course he is pro Britain.

Fourth of July is the day a bunch of ex patriot British rebels decided to start an independent overseas colony in an attempt to avoid taxes.
USA therefore has always been a British tax exempt colony and nothing more.

Good for Obama to point this out.

Wiggs · « **Reply #5 on:** July 03, 2013, 01:28:39 PM »

Quote from: 333386 on July 03, 2013, 01:23:34 PM

I still need a valid source for this - not saying its not true - but I think this is a work.

But fuck Obama regardless.

BTW, We're having a new race draft Dave Chappelle style and I'm declaring Obama officially white. He's not a Hebrew as his dad was an African.
You can have him you're welcome.

Mawse · « **Reply #6 on:** July 03, 2013, 01:29:53 PM »

Quote from: BIG AL MCKECHNIE on July 03, 2013, 01:27:43 PM

Well he has British maternal grandparents and his dad is a British Kenyan so of course he is pro Britain.

Fourth of July is the day a bunch of ex patriot British rebels decided to start an independent overseas colony in an attempt to avoid taxes.
USA therefore has always been a British tax exempt colony and nothing more.

Good for Obama to point this out.

Actually he hates Britain and all former colonial powers

This story is a joke btw, it was from a satire article

biff · « **Reply #7 on:** July 03, 2013, 01:31:42 PM »

Quote from: Wiggs on July 03, 2013, 01:28:39 PM

BTW, We're having a new race draft Dave Chappelle style and I'm declaring Obama officially white. He's not a Hebrew as his dad was an African.
You can have him you're welcome.

lol if there was a draft right now, Obama would be that guy that has 'all the tools' yet keeps dropping and dropping because no one wants him

Nails · « **Reply #8 on:** July 03, 2013, 01:31:50 PM »

Dog Eater

bigkid · « **Reply #9 on:** July 03, 2013, 01:32:02 PM »

I don't see this as being true and I despise the guy. He's not dumb enough to say this.

Wiggs · « **Reply #10 on:** July 03, 2013, 01:33:38 PM »

Quote from: biff on July 03, 2013, 01:31:42 PM

lol if there was a draft right now, Obama would be that guy that has 'all the tools' yet keeps dropping and dropping because no one wants him

lol...They'd say, "he brings alot of energy"...Translation, no tangible skills. He sucks.

littledumbells · « **Reply #11 on:** July 03, 2013, 01:34:38 PM »

Quote from: Wiggs on July 03, 2013, 01:28:39 PM

BTW, We're having a new race draft Dave Chappelle style and I'm declaring Obama officially white. He's not a Hebrew as his dad was an African.
You can have him you're welcome.

Sorry, you keep him. We already have Colin Powell and Condoleeza Rice.

chaos · « **Reply #12 on:** July 03, 2013, 01:35:13 PM »

Quote from: Wiggs on July 03, 2013, 01:21:43 PM

Fuck him, fuck his whore mom and fuck his sorry ass daddy.

Just got off the phone with the NSA....

Wiggs · « **Reply #13 on:** July 03, 2013, 01:37:20 PM »

Quote from: chaos on July 03, 2013, 01:35:13 PM

Just got off the phone with the NSA....

Goodbye guys...

Wiggs · « **Reply #14 on:** July 03, 2013, 01:38:37 PM »

Quote from: littledumbells on July 03, 2013, 01:34:38 PM

Sorry, you keep him. We already have Colin Powell and Condoleeza Rice.

Both are full black even Powell. The draft is only for mulatos and maybe octoroons.

You can have Drake too. lol

dj181 · « **Reply #15 on:** July 03, 2013, 01:39:27 PM »

what's his bench?

Roger Bacon · « **Reply #16 on:** July 03, 2013, 01:42:39 PM »

Quote from: 333386 on July 03, 2013, 01:23:34 PM

I still need a valid source for this - not saying its not true - but I think this is a work.

But fuck Obama regardless.

I'm sorry, I'm just trying to get people fired up. Political satire, but it's not like he doesn't think it.

Roger Bacon · « **Reply #17 on:** July 03, 2013, 01:43:28 PM »

Quote from: Wiggs on July 03, 2013, 01:28:39 PM

BTW, We're having a new race draft Dave Chappelle style and I'm declaring Obama officially white. He's not a Hebrew as his dad was an African.
You can have him you're welcome.

ROFL ROFL ROFL!!!!!!

We're giving cswol and tbombz to the blacks and drafting you and Parker!!

Wiggs · « **Reply #18 on:** July 03, 2013, 01:53:27 PM »

Quote from: P.I.P on July 03, 2013, 01:43:28 PM

ROFL ROFL ROFL!!!!!!

We're giving cswol and tbombz to the blacks and drafting you and Parker!!

Shit...I'll take CSWOL but fuck (get it? Buttfuck?

) no on Tay-Tay, although Tay-Tay would say buttfuck yes.

Tedim · « **Reply #19 on:** July 03, 2013, 06:48:50 PM »

Quote from: Wiggs on July 03, 2013, 01:21:43 PM

Fuck him, fuck his whore mom and fuck his sorry ass daddy.

This quote alone gets you a "you're whitey card"..... Welcome

Tapeworm · « **Reply #20 on:** July 03, 2013, 07:01:07 PM »

President of Edge!

tu_holmes · « **Reply #21 on:** July 03, 2013, 07:44:41 PM »

Link?

I'd like to see where this was quoted.

Edit: Nevermind. I see what you did.

240 is Back · « **Reply #22 on:** July 03, 2013, 07:46:20 PM »

Quote from: 333386 on July 03, 2013, 01:23:34 PM

I still need a valid source for this - not saying its not true - but I think this is a work.

But fuck Obama regardless.

very wise of you to request this. i bet he said part of it, and the other part was added to embarrass repubs who parrot this stuff.

Bevo · « **Reply #23 on:** July 03, 2013, 08:55:34 PM »

Quote from: Wiggs on July 03, 2013, 01:53:27 PM

Shit...I'll take CSWOL but fuck (get it? Buttfuck? ) no on Tay-Tay, although Tay-Tay would say buttfuck yes.

How about onemorerep, and bay?

Hahahaha

Schnauzer · « **Reply #24 on:** July 03, 2013, 09:00:08 PM »

snopes.com has debunked this http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/july4.asp

Quote from: P.I.P on July 03, 2013, 01:19:14 PM

Obama to College Students: Do Not Celebrate Fourth of July

As the country prepares to celebrate its independence from Great Britain President Obama had a completely different message for a group of Congressional Summer interns in Washington:

“America is a great country. There is no denying this. However, I caution you all as you step forward in your careers. Peer back into history and ask yourselves- Was a revolution truly necessary? Great Britain may not have had it completely right, but they had many things right. Take taxes for example. If your neighbor makes $1 Million a year, but you and your family can barely keep the heat on should he not help your family?