CSWOL to compete in the NPC Los Angeles contest!

[Primemuscle]

Last time I ate perfect and dieted consistent was when I was 19, I'm naturally an ectomorph, many if you don't know I can be ripped in a matter of weeks if I wanted

No hating just saying; getting ripped at 19 is not the same as you getting ripped now. Not to burst your bubble. I actually wish you the best. But sometimes it helps to be realistic, otherwise you could become discouraged. You do look better in these recent (?) photos as opposed to the one you posted where you looked like you were about to have a stroke or a heart attack.

Not knowing your height, it is hard to say how lean you will need to get to no end up looking like a power lifter instead of a bodybuilder when you hit the competition stage. But if you are not a really tall person like 6' or better, I am with Mr. Nobody on his suggestion of you being a ripped 215 lbs.

[arce1988]

  You have to bswol to cswol

[BikiniSlut]

This has gone so far beyond delusional it's stopped being funny

333386 you're coming off very creepy if you're not trolling the fat guy.

Someone speaking the truth.

CSwol.....I applaud you for wanting to bring back a classic physique but you'll never get your pro card with that kind of physique. The judges like BIG. You are probably closer to a pro card now than you will be with a classic physique.

[arce1988]

 cswol types 100 words per minute   well he did in 2000

[Mr Nobody]

cswol types 100 words per minute

He said only 75 

[Primemuscle]

Entertaining dude in small doses.  Could you imagine hearing that fucker talk all night?

I'd be rolling on the floor hysterically laughing my ass off in 5 minutes.

[Nails]

He keeps his head on the Swivel

[arce1988]

[FitnessFrenzy]

Entertaining dude in small doses.  Could you imagine hearing that fucker talk all night?

I think I would kill myself.

[bradistani]

what a strange little man 

[arce1988]

[_bruce_]

Looks like a mix of Jeff Hanneman and a 6'5" linebacker.
Love the Defendis tip.

[Marty Champions]

70 wpm?

Prove it.

http://www.typingtest.com/test.html?minutes=1&textfile=aesop.txt&getfocus=1&start.x=45&start.y=27

that was fun i typed 41 words per minite with one error that brought me to 40 wpm

[BDsauce]

Does he know he's not black?

[Marty Champions]

that was fun i typed 41 words per minite with one error that brought me to 40 wpm

typing 70 words per minite is freaking insane without errors

[Borracho]

typing 70 words per minite is freaking insane without errors

I'm not buying it till I see a video. Luckily, this test will shut down cswol on half words and bad form....of spelling that is.

[Mr Nobody]

that was fun i typed 41 words per minite with one error that brought me to 40 wpm

Excellent for not practicing every day, you don't want a desk job with a 5'6" controlling you so good to go.

[Irongrip400]

He shouldn't be.  What he interprets as hate is really just getbig sending love the only way it knows how.

That was funny as hell.

[cswol]

after years of typing college papers, typing 70 wpm is lollipoppin

[arce1988]

  He does 75 now and he does it easy    I did 50 in high school

[_bruce_]

*cracklin' intro beat recorded in 1902*

I'm ya cswoler,
diana bald baller,
cum see me enter,
ma japaneez Sentra,
wigga, I've been... it,
typewritin' as a mean fit,
il illumo protesto,
el farto, espresso *line doubled by Arce with farting noise*

Swoooooleee *needle shooting noises*

man o ton runnin',  
purple blob oversunin',
me mockin da haterz,
tiny tit per petrators,
blood pressure, helter skelting,
internal organs all melting,
oil armo giganto,
fore skin elephanto, *trumpets of jericho by Arce*  

[arce1988]

[cswol]

Not even warmed up

[arce1988]

  BOOOM! SHUT DOWN!

[cswol]

Im gona sit here until i get on a roll and hit 74 wpm 3 errors.