Meanwhile in Egypt...nasser is still dead.

Would nassers decomposing corpse yield the vast quantities of oil secreted within it?
What other secrets would nassers tomb reveal? A crayon written tome detailing his many failures? The mound of unsold thongs he was rumoured to be buried with? What about nassers curse that doom his followers to a life of internal stupidity? Okay shalaby was already ignorant before he lay with nasser........but the rest?