splitarse is a term of respect
its no wonder your bloke kicked you out if you were so lippy with him as you are on here.
know your place- no woman should be out of shape ever- there is no reason not to be pushing a hoover round, carrying shopping. you want to get in shape love, simply attach a 2.5kg weight to the iron- if you are doing your bit as a woman this will keep you in shape.
clearly a UK gimmick