Hell, back in the day me a few buds walked into a Hojo's, late of a night, through the lobby on our way to their (separate entrance) bar. What we found was the bar was already closed for the night, and the booze *not* locked up. Man, we played pool 'til we got tired of draft, then we got into the premiums. Good thing I have that 'homing beacon' or else I would have been found on the floor like the other lads by the cleaning staff. 
Dude,believe it or not,I knew a guy who broke into a bar,drank all night,fell asleep and was promptly arrested in the morning.
I used to install above ground pools eons ago,the customer was leaving for work and told us that beer was in the garage fridge and to help ourselves, but not to drink his Heineken,only the Budweiser was for us.
Needless to say,as soon as he left the house,we stopped digging and drank every single beer he had,took some more with us and left never to be seen again!
