The AnabolicHalo Threads and Ramblings

[Wolfox]

[Wolfox]

[Wolfox]

[Wolfox]

[Primemuscle]

Go for it!

Yeah, that's really attractive. 

[Dago_Joe]

clubbing was a disaster, no girls wanted me

so i then said fuck it and drove to red light district

i then went to one black hooker, my dick was real strong but because of all the booze or because of the condom i couldnt cum

i ate out her pussy in the end while trying to jerk off


i then went to a second black hooker


we 69'd and i was real good to go, her pussy was deliscious


in doggy finally a hooker that didnt try to trick me by bending her back the wrong way etc, no she did it like in the pornos with back bent the right way and deliscioous ass flapping around

after i took her number for future patronizing of this prostitute


overall i think i should give up on clubbing and just stick to prostitute


(wow i ate out 2 african hookers in 1 night)

My friend, they are ALL PROSTITUTAS.  You pay one way or the other.

[Primemuscle]

A friend of mine has/had one. It looks immaculate now but he has spent tens of thousands on it and he keeps having to go back and have more transplants.

Just think, when he runs out of neck hairs to transplant he can have his pubes transplanted to his head and thereby become a true dickhead. 

[Primemuscle]

A ton of guys have had it done

Tom cruise
Arnold
Stallone
David beckham
Elton John
Gordon Ramsey
Matt mcconaugnhey
Jaime foxx

Elton John wears a wig, has done so for decades.

[Primemuscle]

Bro you do know other guys cock and balls were rubbing up against those snatches all night before you went to town on them?

This probably adds to his sexual arousal. 

[the trainer]

Halo representing getbig.

[Hulkotron]

One of the chicks has huge teats but is a bit ugly.

[SF1900]

To be honest, there is something REALLY strange about hearing guidos talk with a British accent. No, just no. When I think of Guidos, I think of New Jersey, italian with a mix between NJ and NYC accent.

[Hulkotron]

To be honest, there is something REALLY strange about hearing guidos talk with a British accent. No, just no. When I think of Guidos, I think of New Jersey, italian with a mix between NJ and NYC accent.

I cannot understand most of these people.

[funk51]

this pisses me off to no end was supposed to go and audition for original jersey shore but i blew it off to go to the actual jersey shore, big mistake i may regret for the rest of my life. course i might have classed show up too much and it might have failed.

[Rascal full]

I could only watch 30 seconds of that before irritation reached fever pitch. 

[ProudVirgin69]

Sounds like he's happy....can you say the same?

[ProudVirgin69]

he's not happy

he's fucking high on retardation

Rofl.... well, they say ignorance is bliss

[Tito24]

trey brewer

[Teutonic Knight]

i think it's no coincidence these people are always heavy alcohol abusers


i guess to forget about their happiness

Vodka or steroids, good way to fuck liver 

[Ronnie Rep]

this pisses me off to no end was supposed to go and audition for original jersey shore but i blew it off to go to the actual jersey shore, big mistake i may regret for the rest of my life. course i might have classed show up too much and it might have failed.

Dude, you missed your shot.

[Nails]

i would love to get a job at a whore house keeping whores in check

[Tito24]

im always jealous on a person who loves his job.

[Tito24]

i think that people who go on random monologues about their jobs dont really love it

but are just trying to make themselves believe they arent the total loser they feel deep down that they are

hahaha you probably are right

[Teutonic Knight]

Snooky is gone slim 

[Tito24]