The AnabolicHalo Threads and Ramblings

[Man of Steel]

God is real.  He won't make your hair grow back, but if you are faithful, he might send a couple of angry wild bears to maul to death anyone who makes fun of your baldness.

 

[Nails]

Baldness is the Root of all evil

[wes]

[Man of Steel]

Baldness is the Root of all evil

Yes, all baldies are deemed sinners by the luscious-haired, fair-skinned, blue-eyed Jesus.

[denarii]

maybe he got a schmoe level upgrade and was too polite to tell you

[anabolichalo]

God is real.  He won't make your hair grow back, but if you are faithful, he might send a couple of angry wild bears to maul to death anyone who makes fun of your baldness.

that was a good story in the bible

but why not just bring the hair back

[The True Adonis]

God is real.  He won't make your hair grow back, but if you are faithful, he might send a couple of angry wild bears to maul to death anyone who makes fun of your baldness.

god sounds like a nice and friendly chap.  Certainly not the homicidal egomaniac he has been made out to be.

[catracho]

This is not a joke but a serious question

If you believe in him, you'll have hair in Heaven, if not, you'll have a bad rug in hell.

[anabolichalo]

god sounds like a nice and friendly chap.  Certainly not the homicidal egomaniac he has been made out to be.

i think that maybe hey, "god" just isnt real and since then there is no cure for baldness, let's invent some crazy story about bears doing battle for the honor of bald heads

[The True Adonis]

i think that maybe hey, "god" just isnt real and since then there is no cure for baldness, let's invent some crazy story about bears doing battle for the honor of bald heads

You don`t think its more likely that an invisible force, that one entity controls, has complete control over the universe, including the ability to take over bears minds and send them on an honor killing mission because one of his subjects asked for his hair back?   

[anabolichalo]

You don`t think its more likely that an invisible force, that one entity controls, has complete control over the universe, including the ability to take over bears minds and send them on an honor killing mission because one of his subjects asked for his hair back?   

lmao christians are about as smart as a bag of potatoes


they give bullshit answers to the followign questins


-if god is real, why are there so many devoted christians poor all their life?

-if god is real, why are there so many devoted christians bald all their life?

-if god is real, why are there so many devoted christians ugly all their life?

-if god is real, why are there so many devoted christians diagnosed with cancer at an early age?


etc etc


they always come up with some twisted masochistic answer "oh well this and that and this and that but in the end i am thankful"

[catracho]

DOn't worry, Jesus still loves you.

[nasht5]

This is not a joke but a serious question

God answers all prayers... sometimes the answer is "No".

[anabolichalo]

god does not respond to selfish prayers.

typical christian answer


this applies to any prayer that is not answered


not a single prayer has ever been answered


not even those to cure aids, cancer, solve world hunger


face it, this is all a load of balls

[Stan Diego]

Maybe you could do them in the hospital where your "suffering" child is.

A storyteller makes up things to help other people; a liar makes up things to help himself.

[Teutonic Knight]

This is not a joke but a serious question

Where was yours "god" Jehovah when Mr.Nazi was gassing yours tribe 

[Europe]

I feel bad for bald people with micropenises..

[anabolichalo]

Where was yours "god" Jehovah when Mr.Nazi was gassing yours tribe 

are you suggesting i am jew?

ha!

[Teutonic Knight]

feel like upright full squats are a better for building the vastus medialis than leg press but with too much weight they fuck you up


what does getbig have to say

Who is now training 'baby mamas'  pussy muscles  

[catracho]

Where was yours "god" Jehovah when Mr.Nazi was gassing yours tribe 

Ok, God isn't real, do you feel better now?  God bless you.

[Alpine]

Yes it sucks that there is little material reward for winning in amateur shows but please try and see there is glory and a sense of fulfillment that comes from winning a tough competition that no cash prize can bring. Try it before you laugh at it.

Dont bother trying to explain it to anabolichalo. It's a lost cause; winning is a foreign concept for him. Some people just dont know what it's like to lord their alpha over others. The modern day alpha cant just be good looking and built. He has to have good income and intelligence too. The total package. The gratification of just being fucking better than most people because you worked for it. Feels good. Feels real good.

anabolichalo will not ever understand any of this type of "winning" in the game of life.

[Teutonic Knight]

are you suggesting i am jew?

ha!

Mr.Nazi was gassing Jehovah mob too, don't U know that 

You a Jehovah Communist, U live on "Cuba" 

 

[OTHstrong]

so this guy who is a beast he won a show

everybody cheering today at the gym about his win in the weekend


i ask him what did you win? he says "i win the show!"

i ask but what did you win? like the prize?

he says

"a trophy and a bag of supplement samples"


ahahahahaa oh man

no one competes for a trophy, its the challange of the journey. I like you bro but if you can not understand that, the jokes on you.

I don't even have my trophies, not even when I took an overall, I think I lost it moving or something.

[Rambone]

The real prize goes to the highest eBay bidder for his soiled thong when the auction clock hits 0:00.

[Rudee]

“The God of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in all fiction: jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully.”
― Richard Dawkins, The God Delusion