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Just saw a Bigfoot!
« on: July 12, 2013, 01:12:48 PM »
Was eating my lunch out in the wilderness when a Bigfoot came and sat next to me, we traded some stories and he shared some of my peanut butter sandwiches, after 30 minutes he wished me well and went on his way.I would have taken some video with my camera and made millions but I have my life to live, couldn't spare the 10 seconds pointing my phone at it and didnt want to impose on the creature.
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Re: Just saw a Bigfoot!
« Reply #1 on: July 12, 2013, 01:15:03 PM »
How big was his cock?
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Re: Just saw a Bigfoot!
« Reply #2 on: July 12, 2013, 01:16:08 PM »
did he tear your cock off ?
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Re: Just saw a Bigfoot!
« Reply #3 on: July 12, 2013, 01:17:15 PM »
Quote from: Army of One on July 12, 2013, 01:12:48 PM
Was eating my lunch out in the wilderness when a Bigfoot came and sat next to me, we traded some stories and he shared some of my peanut butter sandwiches, after 30 minutes he wished me well and went on his way.I would have taken some video with my camera and made millions but I have my life to live, couldn't spare the 10 seconds pointing my phone at it and didnt want to impose on the creature.
Damn man, I knew you were versatile, but I didn't know you spoke Sasquatch!
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Re: Just saw a Bigfoot!
« Reply #4 on: July 12, 2013, 01:17:29 PM »
Just tbombz
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Re: Just saw a Bigfoot!
« Reply #5 on: July 12, 2013, 01:18:42 PM »
Quote from: Wiggs on July 12, 2013, 01:15:03 PM
How big was his cock?

Bigger than Kai, smaller than Mandingo


Quote from: bradistani on July 12, 2013, 01:16:08 PM
did he tear your cock off ?

No, we discussed this urban legend about Bigfoots lust for the human sausage and it confirmed to me it was a myth.I would have taped the convo but I had Goodrums latest radio show playing quietly on my phone
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Re: Just saw a Bigfoot!
« Reply #6 on: July 12, 2013, 01:19:53 PM »
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Quote from: Army of One on July 12, 2013, 01:12:48 PM
Was eating my lunch out in the wilderness when a Bigfoot came and sat next to me, we traded some stories and he shared some of my peanut butter sandwiches, after 30 minutes he wished me well and went on his way.I would have taken some video with my camera and made millions but I have my life to live, couldn't spare the 10 seconds pointing my phone at it and didnt want to impose on the creature.

Was he of the hairless subspecies because chaos has a cabin in the woods?
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Archer77

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Re: Just saw a Bigfoot!
« Reply #7 on: July 12, 2013, 01:20:34 PM »
Quote from: Army of One on July 12, 2013, 01:18:42 PM
Bigger than Kai, smaller than Mandingo


No, we discussed this urban legend about Bigfoots lust for the human sausage and it confirmed to me it was a myth.I would have taped the convo but I had Goodrums latest radio show playing quietly on my phone

So I guess it wasn't tbombz.
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Army of One

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Re: Just saw a Bigfoot!
« Reply #8 on: July 12, 2013, 01:24:21 PM »
Quote from: G_Thang on July 12, 2013, 01:19:53 PM
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Was he of the hairless subspecies because chaos has a cabin in the woods?

Covered in hair but had visible muscle mass all over, said often gets accused of juicing by other members of his pack but claims an all natural regiment of blueberries, stream water and bee pollen.
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Re: Just saw a Bigfoot!
« Reply #9 on: July 12, 2013, 01:27:06 PM »
That wasnt Bigfoot it was Tbombz.
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Archer77

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Re: Just saw a Bigfoot!
« Reply #10 on: July 12, 2013, 01:27:51 PM »
Quote from: Mr Nobody on July 12, 2013, 01:27:06 PM
That wasnt Bigfoot it was Tbombz.

That's what I thought until he denied a longing for cock
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Re: Just saw a Bigfoot!
« Reply #11 on: July 12, 2013, 01:34:01 PM »
Quote from: Archer77 on July 12, 2013, 01:27:51 PM
That's what I thought until he denied a longing for cock
;D
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Re: Just saw a Bigfoot!
« Reply #12 on: July 12, 2013, 01:50:46 PM »
Sure it wasn't this?

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Re: Just saw a Bigfoot!
« Reply #13 on: July 12, 2013, 01:56:43 PM »
 :D ;D
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Re: Just saw a Bigfoot!
« Reply #14 on: July 12, 2013, 01:57:06 PM »
Did you give him tree fitty?
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Re: Just saw a Bigfoot!
« Reply #15 on: July 12, 2013, 01:57:32 PM »
Quote from: Army of One on July 12, 2013, 01:12:48 PM
Was eating my lunch out in the wilderness when a Bigfoot came and sat next to me, we traded some stories and he shared some of my peanut butter sandwiches, after 30 minutes he wished me well and went on his way.I would have taken some video with my camera and made millions but I have my life to live, couldn't spare the 10 seconds pointing my phone at it and didnt want to impose on the creature.

Total lie . . . Everyone knows BigFoots are allergic to peanut butter. You're busted.

THE BEEF
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Archer77

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Re: Just saw a Bigfoot!
« Reply #16 on: July 12, 2013, 01:59:26 PM »
Quote from: Hurricane Beef ! on July 12, 2013, 01:57:32 PM
Total lie . . . Everyone knows BigFoots are allergic to peanut butter. You're busted.

THE BEEF

Just because Bigfoot didnt take your peanut butter dong bait doesn't mean he's allergic.  Maybe he didnt like you or thought it was a tootsie roll.
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Re: Just saw a Bigfoot!
« Reply #17 on: July 12, 2013, 02:01:27 PM »
Leave Groink alone
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Hurricane Beef !

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Re: Just saw a Bigfoot!
« Reply #18 on: July 12, 2013, 02:01:56 PM »
Quote from: Archer77 on July 12, 2013, 01:59:26 PM
Just because Bigfoot didnt take your peanut butter dong bait doesn't mean he's allergic.  Maybe he didnt like you or thought it was a tootsie roll.

Hey asshole, its a known scientific fact, ALL BIGFOOTS ARE ALLERGIC TO PEANUT BUTTER.

THE BEEF
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Army of One

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Re: Just saw a Bigfoot!
« Reply #19 on: July 12, 2013, 02:19:58 PM »
Quote from: Hurricane Beef ! on July 12, 2013, 01:57:32 PM
Total lie . . . Everyone knows BigFoots are allergic to peanut butter. You're busted.

THE BEEF

Prove it, it's up to you to prove I'm wrong
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Re: Just saw a Bigfoot!
« Reply #20 on: July 12, 2013, 02:23:16 PM »
Quote from: Rudee on July 12, 2013, 01:50:46 PM
Sure it wasn't this?



that's a samurai, see hairstyle
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Archer77

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Re: Just saw a Bigfoot!
« Reply #21 on: July 12, 2013, 02:24:21 PM »
Quote from: Rami on July 12, 2013, 02:23:16 PM
that's a samurai, see hairstyle

A beautiful top knot.
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Army of One

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Re: Just saw a Bigfoot!
« Reply #22 on: July 12, 2013, 02:57:22 PM »
Quote from: Rudee on July 12, 2013, 01:50:46 PM
Sure it wasn't this?



That's not Jeff King
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Mr Nobody

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Re: Just saw a Bigfoot!
« Reply #23 on: July 12, 2013, 02:58:33 PM »
Thats Kai clearly offseason.
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Re: Just saw a Bigfoot!
« Reply #24 on: July 12, 2013, 05:35:05 PM »
Quote from: Mr Nobody on July 12, 2013, 01:27:06 PM
That wasnt Bigfoot it was Tbombz.

I really think he's talking about Butters
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