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Re: So this girl... what the fuck
« Reply #25 on: July 13, 2013, 07:06:25 PM »
^ another great story.  :)


Also don't that woman in the pic look like Kathy from the comic strip?

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Re: So this girl... what the fuck
« Reply #26 on: July 13, 2013, 07:07:38 PM »
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Re: So this girl... what the fuck
« Reply #27 on: July 13, 2013, 09:35:33 PM »
Girls are attracted to abuse and rejection.  It's the craziest damn thing.

You're much more likely to fuck a girl by putting her down and rejecting her than by complimenting her or showing interest.

Correction; the girls you know have low self-esteem and therefore believe they deserve abuse and rejection.

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Re: So this girl... what the fuck
« Reply #28 on: July 13, 2013, 09:37:33 PM »
Correction; the girls you know have low self-esteem and therefore believe they deserve abuse and rejection.

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Re: So this girl... what the fuck
« Reply #29 on: July 13, 2013, 09:39:39 PM »
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Re: So this girl... what the fuck
« Reply #30 on: July 13, 2013, 10:15:51 PM »
I was on a date with this girl once, and after the date, I told her that i was not interested.. in a polite way.
Now, maybe 3 years later, she sent me a note of interest on a dating site. What the fuck is her problem?

Probably saw the Zimmerman case and wants to set you up for some sort of rape case. I'd stay away bro.

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Re: So this girl... what the fuck
« Reply #31 on: July 13, 2013, 11:44:28 PM »

She wants her revenge for rejection. She feels the time is right for it.
I bet she has a lot of your pics (secretly taken for a last 3 years) on her bedroom walls.
 God knows what is going through her mind while looking at your pics, nothing good for sure.
I mean look at those eyes.
Be afraid, be very afraid.

so are ya saying she's most likely very similar to this here female?


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Re: So this girl... what the fuck
« Reply #32 on: July 13, 2013, 11:46:41 PM »
I hit up a girl on a dating site, she said she didn't want to date me because I'm atheist and she's serious Christian, I said we'll let's hang out as friends. So we met at a bar had a couple drinks and next day texted me that she really likes me and such. I never wrote back because she was fatter than her profile pic suggested.  :-X   ;D

the nerve of her to even try.

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Re: So this girl... what the fuck
« Reply #33 on: July 14, 2013, 12:30:59 AM »
you know, today at the beach,haha.
theres a guy, whoms woman has hit on me,haha, she told me to pretend not knowing her when i walk past them.
so today he was there alone(his woman came later to furiously interrupt our convo),and i just interduced myself to him ;D
hes older than me, we both got epic tan and most homosexual shorts(to show off as much we can),and then these two wome)n walk past,leaving the beach,and as they do so, they both stare at my shredded sixpack, face, cock(no perticular order,it was too fast and random to put in order),and thier jaws slightly drop(understandably).one of them was very hot to me, i think id lick her vagine after she had a peepee.
so i put on 1 million swiss franks smile and say "hi girls" to them and they do what nature commands them to do when they see optimal mating artner, they having shy reaction, cheecks get red, and her receiving hole(alegedly-most likely)get wet.
then the guy says in all loudness"nah man, leave them alone theyre too young"
while he does that, they 2 women walk away from us, but with heads turned 180 degree so they can have more looks at me.have you seen the movie "exorcist"?where the demon makes the head turn around?that was the angle of their heads.

so i tell the guy, how can they be too young they got tits, yeah maybe they too young for you,they hear it and have this laugh, totaly giving away that theyd love to furiously choke on galeniko sausage.
he then says the one on the left(the one i fancy)works at that gas station on a very long street with about 10 gas stations ::)
i shout at her,"what gas station you work baby", across half the beach,full loudness, no shame(this way, all the women on the beach compound know im not arrogant-untouchable, and can be aproached with no fear of rejection)
she says something but is too far for me to hear, her frend is dragging her away,she robably afraid i could see her flaws from up close,they dont have mascara-makeup on at beach,they not prepared to be presentable,they think.most likely.

so i ask the guy which gasoline station it is, and goddamn it was about as hard to make him tell, as some espionage endeavours.
but he told me, and its near my home and ill make sure to go there buying stuff with my car,on sunny day and shirtless.he

so i stay therea nd chat to the guy a bit then comes his woman and makes dramatic scene to cover up that she hit on me, i tell het to relax we,him and me dont plan to have sex.she flips out yells we both arrogant assholes, we both cramped from laughing about her meltdown.
haha he even said shes in menopause this makes her even more worse ;D



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Re: So this girl... what the fuck
« Reply #34 on: July 14, 2013, 12:55:38 AM »



The bitch definitely has the "you're not going to sleep until I cum" look to her...She for sure is one of those 50% women who find it impossible to have an organism thru sex with male.You could have a 10 inch cock and drive it home for an hour straight and this bitch isn't cumming close to an orgasm...

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Re: So this girl... what the fuck
« Reply #35 on: July 14, 2013, 01:11:41 AM »
OK face seems she might have neck wrinkles or sagging there hence covering it up with a scarf.

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Re: So this girl... what the fuck
« Reply #36 on: July 14, 2013, 01:16:09 AM »
Maybe she wants to use the scarf to tie the guy to the bed.

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Re: So this girl... what the fuck
« Reply #37 on: July 14, 2013, 01:23:41 AM »
Maybe she wants to use the scarf to tie the guy to the bed.
Could be, a girl tied me down once it was fun and hot sex but she would not un-tie me for awhile when done then your mind takes over and I think she could could be a psychopath and could slash my throat she let me go after about 20 minutes I got the hell out.

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Re: So this girl... what the fuck
« Reply #38 on: July 14, 2013, 01:28:18 AM »
so are ya saying she's most likely very similar to this here female?



 I think she is much worse. She is on a mission. I would recommend preemptive strike.

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Re: So this girl... what the fuck
« Reply #39 on: July 14, 2013, 01:35:39 AM »
;D

Agree with prime - also her vibe is off. She's a self serving 3 with the forced attitude of a 7.

agreed. that is a bad cocktail.

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Re: So this girl... what the fuck
« Reply #40 on: July 14, 2013, 02:03:37 AM »
Could be, a girl tied me down once it was fun and hot sex but she would not un-tie me for awhile when done then your mind takes over and I think she could could be a psychopath and could slash my throat she let me go after about 20 minutes I got the hell out.
Haha I bet you ran too

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Re: So this girl... what the fuck
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Re: So this girl... what the fuck
« Reply #42 on: July 14, 2013, 02:15:36 AM »
Ugly
fat
angry beastly face
looks like sex would be boring.
Would still hit but only after 10 bottles of broon ale and she the only whore left in club

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Re: So this girl... what the fuck
« Reply #43 on: July 14, 2013, 02:43:37 AM »
The bitch definitely has the "you're not going to sleep until I cum" look to her...She for sure is one of those 50% women who find it impossible to have an organism thru sex with male.You could have a 10 inch cock and drive it home for an hour straight and this bitch isn't cumming close to an orgasm...

a lot of psychologists on Getbig  ;D

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Re: So this girl... what the fuck
« Reply #44 on: July 14, 2013, 02:58:32 AM »
She looks like a wicked wicca, who loves tantra sex.

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Re: So this girl... what the fuck
« Reply #45 on: July 14, 2013, 03:34:37 AM »
you know, today at the beach,haha.
theres a guy, whoms woman has hit on me,haha, she told me to pretend not knowing her when i walk past them.
so today he was there alone(his woman came later to furiously interrupt our convo),and i just interduced myself to him ;D
hes older than me, we both got epic tan and most homosexual shorts(to show off as much we can),and then these two wome)n walk past,leaving the beach,and as they do so, they both stare at my shredded sixpack, face, cock(no perticular order,it was too fast and random to put in order),and thier jaws slightly drop(understandably).one of them was very hot to me, i think id lick her vagine after she had a peepee.
so i put on 1 million swiss franks smile and say "hi girls" to them and they do what nature commands them to do when they see optimal mating artner, they having shy reaction, cheecks get red, and her receiving hole(alegedly-most likely)get wet.
then the guy says in all loudness"nah man, leave them alone theyre too young"
while he does that, they 2 women walk away from us, but with heads turned 180 degree so they can have more looks at me.have you seen the movie "exorcist"?where the demon makes the head turn around?that was the angle of their heads.

so i tell the guy, how can they be too young they got tits, yeah maybe they too young for you,they hear it and have this laugh, totaly giving away that theyd love to furiously choke on galeniko sausage.
he then says the one on the left(the one i fancy)works at that gas station on a very long street with about 10 gas stations ::)
i shout at her,"what gas station you work baby", across half the beach,full loudness, no shame(this way, all the women on the beach compound know im not arrogant-untouchable, and can be aproached with no fear of rejection)
she says something but is too far for me to hear, her frend is dragging her away,she robably afraid i could see her flaws from up close,they dont have mascara-makeup on at beach,they not prepared to be presentable,they think.most likely.

so i ask the guy which gasoline station it is, and goddamn it was about as hard to make him tell, as some espionage endeavours.
but he told me, and its near my home and ill make sure to go there buying stuff with my car,on sunny day and shirtless.he

so i stay therea nd chat to the guy a bit then comes his woman and makes dramatic scene to cover up that she hit on me, i tell het to relax we,him and me dont plan to have sex.she flips out yells we both arrogant assholes, we both cramped from laughing about her meltdown.
haha he even said shes in menopause this makes her even more worse ;D



 ;D

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Re: So this girl... what the fuck
« Reply #46 on: July 16, 2013, 06:24:07 PM »
Maybe she wants to use the scarf to tie the guy to the bed.

did you have to be tied down for liar priest to chilidog you, or were you too happy to oblige?

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Re: So this girl... what the fuck
« Reply #47 on: July 16, 2013, 06:43:50 PM »
Her eye levels are making me seasick.  :-X

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Re: So this girl... what the fuck
« Reply #48 on: July 16, 2013, 06:45:10 PM »
bitches be crazy...
agreed, only when she wants you anyway, you get away with asshole behaviour.

if she not interested,shes not interested period.

Correct.

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Re: So this girl... what the fuck
« Reply #49 on: July 16, 2013, 06:59:08 PM »
i always report on how i get a girl here and there, but now i just realized, the failed attempts are bigger in number and most likely, more funny to read.

i should report on those, for reporting on success stories is kinda like patting one self on the back.

 ;D

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