So this girl... what the fuck

[flinstones1]

i always report on how i get a girl here and there, but now i just realized, the failed attempts are bigger in number and most likely, more funny to read.

i should report on those, for reporting on success stories is kinda like patting one self on the back.

 

id be willing to bet, 90% of getbigger's havent been on a date in years.

edit- fuck no 1 in 10 getbiggers? that's too much...

[Psychopath]

Is that really her? You need to up your standards a few notches. She looks scary.

[Mr Nobody]

Is that really her? You need to up your standards a few notches. She looks scary.

True looks like a serial killer.

[Rudee]

She's going to look just like CNN reporter Barbara Starr as she ages.

[AbrahamG]

Maybe she wants to use the scarf to tie the guy to the bed.

Or to wipe the shit off her tits!

[The Abdominal Snoman]

A lot of these chicks get fukced up drunk on these dating sites and forget half the people they chat with...

[Nomad]

^ another great story. 


Also don't that woman in the pic look like Kathy from the comic strip?

I think we need a 2nd galeniko book.

A collection of his latest playboy escapades and experiences plus bonus stories from his shady past when he ran a brothel and got in trouble with the police.

[Earl1972]

maybe she doesn't remember or recognize you

E

[FitnessFrenzy]

Is that really her? You need to up your standards a few notches. She looks scary.

I had nothing to do with her..

[tu_holmes]

i always report on how i get a girl here and there, but now i just realized, the failed attempts are bigger in number and most likely, more funny to read.

i should report on those, for reporting on success stories is kinda like patting one self on the back.

 

My failures have been infinitely more hilarious than my successes.

Definitely better stories BY FAR.

[Nails]

Just tell her your a very fucking kinky dude

you like to give females the Lee Priest Special


if she is down with the brown , then take the booty for a ride

[funk51]

I was on a date with this girl once, and after the date, I told her that i was not interested.. in a polite way.
Now, maybe 3 years later, she sent me a note of interest on a dating site. What the fuck is her problem?

probably forgot about you, or hopes you forgot her and wants to make a fresh start. maybe she improved certain techniques over the years.

[Whiskey]

I was on a date with this girl once, and after the date, I told her that i was not interested.. in a polite way.
Now, maybe 3 years later, she sent me a note of interest on a dating site. What the fuck is her problem?

She looks nice, you should call her up...

[Whiskey]

i tought the exact same htings, careful about the ankles, fitnessfrenzy

It's hobble time