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"Worlds Dumbest Criminal"
« on: July 16, 2013, 07:39:19 PM »
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CBS/AP) AMBRIDGE, Pa. - Police say a western Pennsylvania store clerk used a gun to thwart a robbery by a suspect armed only with a BB gun.
Online court records don't list an attorney for 42-year-old James Hayes, of Ambridge, Pa., who remained jailed Monday on a charge that he tried to rob Moh's Market about 25 miles northwest of Pittsburgh.
A surveillance video shows a suspect entering the Ambridge store about 3:45 p.m. Saturday and pointing his gun at the clerk, who responded by pulling out a real gun.
In the video the clerk and the suspect are seen apparently fighting until the robber falls to the ground. The clerk is seen pushing the suspect out of the store and kicking him in the buttocks as he slams the door shut.
Police said they caught Hayes, who they identified as the suspect, nearby when a woman yelled that a man with a gun had just run into her apartment.
Interim police Chief James Mann called Hayes "one of the world's dumbest, and luckiest to be alive, criminals."

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Re: "Worlds Dumbest Criminal"
« Reply #2 on: July 17, 2013, 07:30:19 AM »
No way would I pull a gun out and not intend to use it. When something like that happens, you don't know the other person has a bb gun, you draw and shoot to kill.

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Re: "Worlds Dumbest Criminal"
« Reply #3 on: July 17, 2013, 07:31:51 AM »
clerk is lucky he s facing a retard, or that gun would have swapped hands 10 seconds after he pulled it off. Obviously he never trained to use it and watches too many action movies.

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Re: "Worlds Dumbest Criminal"
« Reply #4 on: July 17, 2013, 09:16:14 AM »
Either the Clerk noticed it was a BB-gun, felt that the Culprit wouldn't fire (if it was a real gun) or he's just an idiot.


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Re: "Worlds Dumbest Criminal"
« Reply #5 on: July 17, 2013, 09:18:06 AM »
BOTH idiots.   Draw it, use it.  Shopkeeper could have had it taken away from him repeatedly.

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Re: "Worlds Dumbest Criminal"
« Reply #6 on: July 18, 2013, 05:49:10 PM »
Far from the worlds dumbest.   Both the robber and the clerk are idiots in this situation.

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Re: "Worlds Dumbest Criminal"
« Reply #7 on: July 18, 2013, 05:51:49 PM »
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Re: "Worlds Dumbest Criminal"
« Reply #8 on: July 20, 2013, 10:47:57 AM »
clerk is lucky he s facing a retard, or that gun would have swapped hands 10 seconds after he pulled it off. Obviously he never trained to use it and watches too many action movies.
sounds like you did some krav maga course with the elderly women and now think you can smoothly disarm a pistol

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Re: "Worlds Dumbest Criminal"
« Reply #9 on: July 20, 2013, 11:47:36 AM »
sounds like you did some krav maga course with the elderly women and now think you can smoothly disarm a pistol

lololololol ;D
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Re: "Worlds Dumbest Criminal"
« Reply #10 on: July 20, 2013, 02:43:03 PM »
sounds like you did some krav maga course with the elderly women and now think you can smoothly disarm a pistol

just like when Kramer was "dominating [his] dojo"
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Re: "Worlds Dumbest Criminal"
« Reply #11 on: July 20, 2013, 03:01:54 PM »
clerk is lucky he s facing a retard, or that gun would have swapped hands 10 seconds after he pulled it off. Obviously he never trained to use it and watches too many action movies.

Yeah... who the hell holds their firearm sideways, like a gangsta, and brandishes it around? ::)

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Re: "Worlds Dumbest Criminal"
« Reply #12 on: July 20, 2013, 03:13:17 PM »
why didn't the store owner shoot first thing once he got the gun? they are booth idiots.