My new ho

[The Idol]

Met her in a club last week. We just chill smoking weed and listening to Jay Z and shit. Says she wants to have my baby.

[Psychopath]

African HippoWhale.

[Big Chiro Flex]

Nigerian Landbeast.

[Rhino]

Them there be big rumps :/

[bradistani]

African HippoWhale.

...of peace

[the trainer]

I salute you for being smart why waste money going to africa to see a fat smelly elephant when you have one in your bedroom.

[gym**rat]

If she is into anal you better have an 18" dick. You will need it to hit pay dirt.

[tommywishbone]

Ashyopottomus.

[The Idol]

opening up a zoo,i see

this 1 dollar coins hooker has more celulite than normal skin.

on other hand, i kinda envy ppl like you with such low standards,sometimes i wish i could get myself to fuck such ugly women too.

You would have to do something about those brown rotting teeth of yours before getting laid could be possible.

[Kwon_2]

Idol

What does her booty look like in a thong?

[bigmc]

Nigerian Landbeast.

 

Morroccan Mud Whale

[Skeletor]

Where are the "experts" with their analysis of the beast's glutes and genetics?

[musclehedz]

[HockeyFightFan]

Had to turn sideways to fit down the hallway....

[Kwon_2]

man shes ugly as hell, she screams from every pour she has"aids!"

this is run off the mill street hooker who only gets any clientele for 1 usd only when the better looking hookers are occupied.

"pore"

[tommywishbone]

Moroccan Mud Whale

   Tanzanian Trash Truck

[wild willie]

Met her in a club last week. We just chill smoking weed and listening to Jay Z and shit. Says she wants to have my baby.

AN AMERICAN SUCCESS STORY.....

[The Idol]

man shes ugly as hell, she screams from every pour she has"aids!"

this is run off the mill street hooker who only gets any clientele for 1 usd only when the better looking hookers are occupied.

Not to worry dude. No chick will come at you with your green teeth and dogshit breath.

[HockeyFightFan]

Met her in a club last week. We just chill smoking weed and listening to Jay Z and shit. Says she wants to have my baby.

Now this is one of the very, very, very rare occasions where I'd rather do Runningmom....
 

[The Idol]

Now this is one of the very, very, very rare occasions where I'd rather do Runningmom....
 

I thought the same thing until we 69'd and she lowered that big brown ass right on my face man. I was eating ass for hours yo.

[HockeyFightFan]

I ghought the same thing until we 69'd and she lowered that big brown ass right on my face man. I was eating ass for hours yo.

Shit, make-believe, gimmick thread, not reported because I don't give a fuck.

[BIG DUB]

Met her in a club last week. We just chill smoking weed and listening to Jay Z and shit. Says she wants to have my baby.

 

[arnoldfan41]

thats good to know no such tank will aproach me.

whats the richter scale saying when she comes walking along btw?

The rchter scale is saying you're a homo into other men and your breath smells like a rat crawled down your throat and died. Why don't you brush your teeth man? The shape of your head is so fucked up no wonder you're so concerned with your body to take attention away from your odd shaped head.

[HockeyFightFan]

Met her in a club last week. We just chill smoking weed and listening to Jay Z and shit. Says she wants to have my baby.

Looks like she's 8 months along toward having that baby of yours.....

[DanielPaul]

Is that chocolate cottage cheese on the back of her legs