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Crossfit - 2013 Crossfit Championship
« on: July 22, 2013, 03:13:56 PM »
They had the 2013 Crossfit Championships on EPSN over the past weekend.

Those dudes are true athletes, not queefs like "bodybuilders"

I'm outta here...it's about time, really...I've already savagely owned everyone on this board.

Later, bitches.
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Re: Crossfit
« Reply #1 on: July 22, 2013, 03:15:46 PM »
booty not returning your calls?

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Re: Crossfit
« Reply #2 on: July 22, 2013, 03:18:05 PM »
They had the 2013 Crossfit Championships on EPSN over the past weekend.

Those dudes are true athletes, not queefs like "bodybuilders"

I'm outta here...it's about time, really...I've already savagely owned everyone on this board.

Later, bitches.

Wait!!!! Don't go. Have a smile pop first. I bet you will feel better champ.  ;)


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Re: Crossfit
« Reply #3 on: July 22, 2013, 03:26:41 PM »
They had the 2013 Crossfit Championships on EPSN over the past weekend.

Those dudes are true athletes, not queefs like "bodybuilders"

I'm outta here...it's about time, really...I've already savagely owned everyone on this board.

Later, bitches.


They should spank crossfitters more, they've tried everything else.
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Re: Crossfit
« Reply #4 on: July 22, 2013, 03:27:23 PM »
They should spank crossfitters more, they've tried everything else.
Brilliant.

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Re: Crossfit
« Reply #5 on: July 22, 2013, 09:06:56 PM »
They had the 2013 Crossfit Championships on EPSN over the past weekend.

Those dudes are true athletes, not queefs like "bodybuilders"

I'm outta here...it's about time, really...I've already savagely owned everyone on this board.

Later, bitches.


Sorry to break it to you, but you were watching the 2012 ones.  The 2013 go from July 26 - 28.  23 - 25th are the Masters competitors.

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Re: Crossfit
« Reply #6 on: July 22, 2013, 09:44:19 PM »
Sorry to break it to you, but you were watching the 2012 ones.  The 2013 go from July 26 - 28.  23 - 25th are the Masters competitors.

2012, 2013?  I hate to break it to you but who gives a fuck?

If you want a good laugh watch this idiots do "ring dips". 

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Re: Crossfit
« Reply #7 on: July 23, 2013, 04:56:48 AM »
2012, 2013?  I hate to break it to you but who gives a fuck?

If you want a good laugh watch this idiots do "ring dips". 

You do being that you posted in this thread.  You took the time to quote me...and you have also taken the time to watch videos of them.  Please go back to telling everyone how handsome and powerful you are.

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Re: Crossfit
« Reply #8 on: July 23, 2013, 05:29:10 AM »
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Re: Crossfit
« Reply #9 on: July 23, 2013, 09:24:49 AM »
You do being that you posted in this thread.  You took the time to quote me...and you have also taken the time to watch videos of them.  Please go back to telling everyone how handsome and powerful you are.

I don't need to tell members here how handsome and powerful I am.  They already know that I have the face of George Clooney, the physique of Arnold in 1974, and the cock of a rhinoceros.  Here at Getbig it's understood that I am an Alpha Dog.  It's also understood that crossfitters are the biggest douchebags on the face of the earth.  It's only you who tries to refute this........unsuccessful ly. 

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Re: Crossfit
« Reply #10 on: July 23, 2013, 09:46:12 AM »
I'm not sure I fully understood what this thread evolved into...

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Re: Crossfit
« Reply #11 on: July 23, 2013, 10:07:42 AM »
NO doubt a lot of that is hard, but it is designed for short guys.  Anyone tall will fuck up their joints beyond belief.

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Re: Crossfit
« Reply #12 on: July 23, 2013, 11:25:32 AM »
I don't need to tell members here how handsome and powerful I am.  They already know that I have the face of George Clooney, the physique of Arnold in 1974, and the cock of a rhinoceros.  Here at Getbig it's understood that I am an Alpha Dog.  It's also understood that crossfitters are the biggest douchebags on the face of the earth.  It's only you who tries to refute this........unsuccessful ly. 

You seem to be very angry.  Perhaps you have not gotten enough of Tbomz and a bunny suit?  Maybe its because you are lacking in many areas of your life and compensate by lashing out at those who excel in all the areas you have failed.

In either case, you have yet to impress anyone on here.  Except maybe your main account.

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Re: Crossfit
« Reply #13 on: July 23, 2013, 05:52:28 PM »
You seem to be very angry.  Perhaps you have not gotten enough of Tbomz and a bunny suit?  Maybe its because you are lacking in many areas of your life and compensate by lashing out at those who excel in all the areas you have failed.

In either case, you have yet to impress anyone on here.  Except maybe your main account.

I'm not angry, I just don't suffer fools gladly.  

I find it funny that you say I'm angry when you have written under your avatar. "fuck you, that's my name".  I contend that you are the angry one because every time someone bags on Crossfit you have to march out and defend it.  It must really burn you up that something that gives you so much pride is seen by most of the world as queer, and retarded.  If it didn't upset you so much you wouldn't bother to respond to the criticism.  

I don't consider any of the faggotry that I witnessed on the Crossfit games as excelling.  I watched it in earnest wondering if I had been too harsh judging Crossfit only by some brief internet videos.  What I saw shocked me in that the so-called best Crossfitters in the world had the same sloppy form that the schmucks on the internet exhibited.  The evidence is overwhelming.  Crossfit is for fairies and frustrated lesbians.  It sucks and should be destroyed.  

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Re: Crossfit
« Reply #14 on: July 23, 2013, 06:52:33 PM »
Ah, Crossfit.. The exercise regimen of soccer moms.

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Re: Crossfit
« Reply #15 on: July 23, 2013, 09:30:08 PM »
I'm not angry, I just don't suffer fools gladly.  

I find it funny that you say I'm angry when you have written under your avatar. "fuck you, that's my name".  I contend that you are the angry one because every time someone bags on Crossfit you have to march out and defend it.  It must really burn you up that something that gives you so much pride is seen by most of the world as queer, and retarded.  If it didn't upset you so much you wouldn't bother to respond to the criticism.  

I don't consider any of the faggotry that I witnessed on the Crossfit games as excelling.  I watched it in earnest wondering if I had been too harsh judging Crossfit only by some brief internet videos.  What I saw shocked me in that the so-called best Crossfitters in the world had the same sloppy form that the schmucks on the internet exhibited.  The evidence is overwhelming.  Crossfit is for fairies and frustrated lesbians.  It sucks and should be destroyed.  

Not angry?  Oh come on now.  Just be honest.  Your BP has climbed 25 points just seeing that I replied again.

As far as my quote...perhaps you should watch the movie "Glengary Glenross".  Awesome flick, might bring some joy to your life.  By the way, whats wrong with defending something?  Must you be angry to do so?  I am not 'burning' at all.  I have counter points to things people say.  I point out the hypocrisy in what people say.  Much like what you just said.  If crossfit didn't make you so angry, you wouldn't feel the need to come in a comment on every post about it.

You watched it in case you were misjudging it .  Ahhhh.  How noble of you.  You call crossfit gay...and full of faggotry and yet LOVE bodybuilding.  Hmmm.  I believe bodybuilding has the market cornered on schmoes and g4p.  What evidence do you speak of?  Are there statistics?  You are just mad that the Crossfit games is actually more popular than bodybuilding.  Don't worry, there is a special Flex issue with forgotten Arnold pics right around the corner.


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Re: Crossfit
« Reply #16 on: July 23, 2013, 09:32:13 PM »
Some people would rather flip tires...

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Re: Crossfit
« Reply #17 on: July 23, 2013, 09:53:44 PM »
Not angry?  Oh come on now.  Just be honest.  Your BP has climbed 25 points just seeing that I replied again.

As far as my quote...perhaps you should watch the movie "Glengary Glenross".  Awesome flick, might bring some joy to your life.  By the way, whats wrong with defending something?  Must you be angry to do so?  I am not 'burning' at all.  I have counter points to things people say.  I point out the hypocrisy in what people say.  Much like what you just said.  If crossfit didn't make you so angry, you wouldn't feel the need to come in a comment on every post about it.

You watched it in case you were misjudging it .  Ahhhh.  How noble of you.  You call crossfit gay...and full of faggotry and yet LOVE bodybuilding.  Hmmm.  I believe bodybuilding has the market cornered on schmoes and g4p.  What evidence do you speak of?  Are there statistics?  You are just mad that the Crossfit games is actually more popular than bodybuilding.  Don't worry, there is a special Flex issue with forgotten Arnold pics right around the corner.



My blood pressure went up 25 points?  That's what you come up with?  Seriously dude, get some new material.

You are such an unfunny, retarded shit-stain that even I have grown bored of trolling you.  Go do some "Isabelles" until you fucking drop dead. 

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Re: Crossfit
« Reply #18 on: July 24, 2013, 05:05:23 AM »
My blood pressure went up 25 points?  That's what you come up with?  Seriously dude, get some new material.

You are such an unfunny, retarded shit-stain that even I have grown bored of trolling you.  Go do some "Isabelles" until you fucking drop dead. 

What do you and an ice cube outside in Phoenix have in common?  You know the name of a workout.  Hmmm.  How much else have you "researched"?  I am betting you own some Reebok Nano 2's.

You really should look into some Yoga or at the very least some Chamomile tea.  You post with such hostility.  Its not good for that awesome physique, cortisol is raised with fits of rage like you have been displaying.  Perhaps Chiroflex can teach you some relaxation techniques.