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Re: Superman vs Batman 2015!
« Reply #450 on: March 24, 2016, 08:37:41 AM »
There will probably be a bunch of Hebrews sitting in the front row yibber-yabbering throughout the whole movie!

JK, good luck with your visit to the cinema Fortress! Hope you will enjoy it.
naw, they will be at your house running a train on your chick with their big black cocks, you racist girl. ;)
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Re: Superman vs Batman 2015!
« Reply #451 on: March 24, 2016, 08:43:30 AM »
???  How about the 18th Spiderman reboot with the same long drawn of story of how he got that way.  Boring as shit.
Apparently, they have to do that for certain reasons like, it might be central to the story, and not many people know of Spider-Man's history. Especially if they do a Venom story or the Clone Saga. People will be lost.

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Re: Superman vs Batman 2015!
« Reply #452 on: March 24, 2016, 08:46:04 AM »
Apparently, they have to do that for certain reasons like, it might be central to the story, and not many people know of Spider-Man's history. Especially if they do a Venom story or the Clone Saga. People will be lost.

Exactly, there always new viewers and people that doesn't know the source that well.

Goal with reboots is to bring back old fans as well as create a new younger fanbase.

The more people, the more money.

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Re: Superman vs Batman 2015!
« Reply #453 on: March 24, 2016, 08:48:57 AM »
Oh, gosh, I hope not. I've been way too close to theatre punch-ups too many times.

I enjoy peace and quiet. The only sound I wanna hear is Batman telling Superman he's gonna make him bleed.

Thanks, man!

Good luck either way and let me know how it went on late Sunday / Monday!

Hopefully it will be an enjoyable viewing without any intra-dindu activities.

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Re: Superman vs Batman 2015!
« Reply #454 on: March 24, 2016, 03:18:49 PM »
Just saw this tonight.

AWESOME

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Re: Superman vs Batman 2015!
« Reply #455 on: March 24, 2016, 08:03:02 PM »
The critics are shitting all over it. I'm seeing it this weekend.
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Re: Superman vs Batman 2015!
« Reply #456 on: March 24, 2016, 08:52:14 PM »
Theater im watching it at has it playing in 3 different formats

Regular ,

3d atmos sound,

OR

70mm

Still cant decide which one to buy tickets for


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Re: Superman vs Batman 2015!
« Reply #457 on: March 24, 2016, 11:08:18 PM »
Just saw it...
It was great..
A bit slow at the beginning.. but it builds it well at the beginning explaining why there is so much hate between batman and superman..

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Re: Superman vs Batman 2015!
« Reply #458 on: March 24, 2016, 11:13:21 PM »
Just got back from bvs. Entertaining to say the least. Definitely flawed, but that's to be expected with all the expectations of a batman vs superman flick. Affleck and Gadot give the best performances imo. Fun to see a comic book batman on the screen and this is coming from someone who loves the Nolan trilogy. Will see it again in the next week or so.

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Re: Superman vs Batman 2015!
« Reply #459 on: March 25, 2016, 06:04:09 AM »
naw, they will be at your house running a train on your chick with their big black cocks, you racist girl. ;)

spoken like a true cuck  ;D

Got something to tell us, nancy boy?

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Re: Superman vs Batman 2015!
« Reply #460 on: March 25, 2016, 07:48:28 AM »
SPOILER ALERTS IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT,  SCROLL DOWN FOR MY REVIEW  But to save you some time.  There aren't any secret scenes when the credits roll.  I sat 10 minutes with about 1/2 the theater waiting for one and then it just didn't happen.  Once the credits roll, the movie is over.  You can thank me later.










Saw it last night.  Affleck as Bruce Wayne = Pretty Good.  Affleck as Batman = Shit.  He just seemed bloated and had the "I have to take a shit" look the entire time.  Some of the bad dream sequences were just disjointed.  The fight scene with batman and the Russians was so horrible choreographed it looked more like a dance sequence than fight.  Still don't care about all the flashbacks with Bruce's parents getting killed.  Also lame was guy playing Lex. Still don't know why he was trying to be a cross between the Joker and the Facebook guy than a genius villain.  he just didn't sell it for me.  
Wonder woman.  Sexy as fuck.  She is my perfect female but she seems out of place as an Amazonian queen.  Needs more meat, but she is nice on the eyes.
I really liked doomsday but not sure how Batman survived the constant red explosions.
Really fucking annoying and a carry over from the Superman movie is how Lois just happens to travel at light speed and ends up at the right place every time.  Superman can be fighting in the sky travelling blocks at a time yet she's right there in a second.  She was in it a little more than needed.
It was still pretty entertaining, I did love the tribal drums music when Wonder Woman shows up in the fight sequence.
If I can guess right I think Darkseid is the new bad guy.  Better casting could have made this movie great from good.  I think it would have been a slam dunk home run with Bale keeping the role and maybe someone a little more believable as wonder woman but she's still hot and I want to marry her.  The Lex character needed to be less neurotic and Joker like.  he just didn't convince me he was a villain.  Reminded me more of Generation Nothingness overpriveleged kid.

The whole bonding thing between Batman and Superman over their mother's both being named Martha was corny as shit.

I still don't get how explosions happen, rocks are glowing red, flames everywhere and Lois just walks through the area like it isn't 300 degrees hot.

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Re: Superman vs Batman 2015!
« Reply #461 on: March 25, 2016, 07:50:56 AM »
SPOILER ALERTS IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT,  SCROLL DOWN FOR MY REVIEW  But to save you some time.  There aren't any secret scenes when the credits roll.  I sat 10 minutes with about 1/2 the theater waiting for one and then it just didn't happen.  Once the credits roll, the movie is over.  You can thank me later.










Saw it last night.  Affleck as Bruce Wayne = Pretty Good.  Affleck as Batman = Shit.  He just seemed bloated and had the "I have to take a shit" look the entire time.  Some of the bad dream sequences were just disjointed.  The fight scene with batman and the Russians was so horrible choreographed it looked more like a dance sequence than fight.  Still don't care about all the flashbacks with Bruce's parents getting killed.  Also lame was guy playing Lex. Still don't know why he was trying to be a cross between the Joker and the Facebook guy than a genius villain.  he just didn't sell it for me.  
Wonder woman.  Sexy as fuck.  She is my perfect female but she seems out of place as an Amazonian queen.  Needs more meat, but she is nice on the eyes.
I really liked doomsday but not sure how Batman survived the constant red explosions.
Really fucking annoying and a carry over from the Superman movie is how Lois just happens to travel at light speed and ends up at the right place every time.  Superman can be fighting in the sky travelling blocks at a time yet she's right there in a second.  She was in it a little more than needed.
It was still pretty entertaining, I did love the tribal drums music when Wonder Woman shows up in the fight sequence.
If I can guess right I think Darkseid is the new bad guy.  Better casting could have made this movie great from good.  I think it would have been a slam dunk home run with Bale keeping the role and maybe someone a little more believable as wonder woman.  The Lex character needed to be less neurotic and Joker like.  he just didn't convince me he was a villain.  Reminded me more of Generation Nothingness overpriveleged kid.

I still don't get how explosions happen, rocks are glowing red, flames everywhere and Lois just walks through the area like it isn't 300 degrees hot.

Thanks, I will wait for it come on TV now.
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Re: Superman vs Batman 2015!
« Reply #462 on: March 25, 2016, 07:57:48 AM »
Thanks, I will wait for it come on TV now.

I have a friend who is a movie marketer and gives me free tickets.  I got to see it at Cineopolis in those comfy recliners with a beer and burger so it made it more palatable.

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Re: Superman vs Batman 2015!
« Reply #463 on: March 25, 2016, 08:03:01 AM »
I have a friend who is a movie marketer and gives me free tickets.  I got to see it at Cineopolis in those comfy recliners with a beer and burger so it made it more palatable.

That's good.

The only way I will go see it is if I go to the drive in that is cheap as hell and it's BYOB.
Literally $6/Person, and that gets you in for both movies in the double feature.
I have a truck. Bring a six pack, snacks, and a shit ton of blankets. The lady and I love it when the weather is nice.
Good way to waste 5 hours. Can even browse GetBig without disturbing the nonexistent hebrews.

http://www.tylerdrivein.com/

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Re: Superman vs Batman 2015!
« Reply #464 on: March 25, 2016, 12:03:00 PM »
Only Brought in $27.7 Million bucks for All Thursday Night showings, and took the title for most sales on a Thursday night



https://www.yahoo.com/tv/batman-v-superman-kos-avengers-150210185.html




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Re: Superman vs Batman 2015!
« Reply #465 on: March 25, 2016, 12:20:22 PM »

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Re: Superman vs Batman 2015!
« Reply #466 on: March 25, 2016, 12:24:20 PM »


 ;D

Look how big his fucking head is compared to Henry's. Fuck!
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Re: Superman vs Batman 2015!
« Reply #467 on: March 25, 2016, 12:26:41 PM »
I'm not gonna drink anything the few hours before seeing it. Don't wanna have to piss.

Fortress is excited!

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Re: Superman vs Batman 2015!
« Reply #468 on: March 25, 2016, 12:35:44 PM »
spoken like a true cuck  ;D

Got something to tell us, nancy boy?
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Re: Superman vs Batman 2015!
« Reply #469 on: March 25, 2016, 12:44:05 PM »


That wig on Affleck looks terrible.

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Re: Superman vs Batman 2015!
« Reply #470 on: March 25, 2016, 02:55:24 PM »
SPOILER ALERT FOR THOSE WHO HAVEN'T SEEN IT YET....

JUST SAW IT AND where oh where to begin.. leave you intelligence, common sense and any sense of logic at the door.. this movie has more "holes" in it then a stack of swiss cheese slices!... it's actually surprising even SHOCKING that the powers that be let this movie stand 'as is" and put it out there...the director must be a total HACK as well as the writers!....

to a comic fan and a non comic fan moviegoer the holes are glaring and even blatant.. the list is very long..

1) lex finds out superman is clark kent (never explained)

2) lex finds out martha kent is superman's mother (never explained)

3) lex bribes 1 senator without saying how really and is able to get a hold of zod's dead body and full access (even alone!) to the kryptonian damaged spaceship from "man of steel".. (REALLY? no way, no how would any 1 senator or the entire senate have the ability to give anyone no matter who, zod's body and access to the spaceship!

4) lex is able to get some scuba divers to the indian ocean to find kryptonite since it was leftover from the indian ocean terraformer spaceship from "man of steel"... (wouldn't that entire ocean area be NO ACCESS to ANYONE much less lex hiring some teenage looking scuba divers to do this work for him without a shred of any security or guarding of said waters?!

5) lex is able to get information on wonder woman including a photo of her nearly 100 years ago and batman steals that information as well so he knows wonder woman is diana prince AS WELL! information and video of diana/wonder woman at a bank, photo taken of her getting into a car and so on... because she is so stupid that while she wants to hide her identity from man's world she does a crappy job of doing it!...

6) the beginning of the movie where we see the fight and damage from "man of steel" and bruce's friend is killed in a skyscraper collapsing... bruce calls him to tell him to get himself and everyone out of the building.... THE ENTIRE CITY is coming down around them LITERALLY and they haven't left the building yet? really?! lol!..

7) the whole premise that because of his friend and others being killed that bruce/batman becomes obsessed that superman is destructive, needs to be taken down and so on... because "he brought the war to us" and because he has the power to destroy the planet and everyone in it, if there is 1 % chance he could go rogue and bad he needs to be taken down and destroyed?" HUH! sure, superman kind of brought the war to earth, but he didn't do it on purpose! and if it wasn't for him, the entire world WOULD HAVE BEEN DESTROYED AND every human killed!

 meanwhile, the movie starts 18 months after the destruction of metropolis (oh wait, in this movie metropolis and gotham are just across the water, neighboring cities? and both cities were destroyed in "man of steel?" them being neighboring cities is never mentioned in "man of steel"!) and we (thus the world) are shown superman saving people and doing good deeds, but batman doesn't? still thinks superman could be bad and is suspicious of him? if he WANTED to destroy the world and people why hadn't he done it by now? it's not like superman was NOT DOING GOOD DEEDS AND SAVING PEOPLE in this time span from "man of steel" to this movie!..

their is also alot of play about superman being a alien and do we know he's all good and that whenever he does some good, others get hurt, blah, blah, blah? so it shows the public being totally irrational and stupid, forgetting he does 95% good for the world?

8) lex creates doomsday by using zod's dna (once again stupid how he was able to get a hold of his body!) and his own.. and that would work why?

9) lex finds out kryptonite affects kryptonians by experimenting on zod's DEAD BODY and sees how the green k destroys the cells and so on? how does that work if the body is dead and thus the cells would be as well???!!!

10) the fight: geez, that is a whole other topic! utterly ridiculous and unbelievable!... not to mention after the fight how superman can carry the green k spear and fly to fight and kill doomsday with it, but yet just a short time ago some green k gas can incapacitate him!..

11) MAJOR SPOILER AHEAD: superman is declared dead and we see in the same issue of the daily planet in the back pages (superman dead is on the front page) clark kent died as well "covering the batman/superman/wonder woman fight with doomsday... it's told that superman given a government funeral that is coffin is empty as i'm sure batman and wonder woman and lois let those not at the scene say that supermans' body was destroyed or whatever.. meanwhile theirs a funeral in kansas for clark kent and his body (not face though) shown in the coffin at the funeral and his being buried...the ending has it that superman as clark kent in that ground in kansas is not dead after all as the coffin and ground starts to shake a bit.. okay, so superman didn't die and lives.. how is it going to explain when clark kent comes back to life too?...

and yes, these are just the plot holes off the top of my head!...  


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Re: Superman vs Batman 2015!
« Reply #471 on: March 25, 2016, 03:37:51 PM »


he was like "I'll wear this shirt that will emphasize my boobies for the interview"

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Re: Superman vs Batman 2015!
« Reply #472 on: March 25, 2016, 05:53:33 PM »
Movie was awesome, loved it.
Weirdest thing was the actor choice for Alfred.

Alfred and Bruce Wayne look to be exactly the same age.
Didn't fit right at all

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Re: Superman vs Batman 2015!
« Reply #473 on: March 25, 2016, 05:59:37 PM »
It was a steaming pile of shit.

You are all easily impressed.
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Re: Superman vs Batman 2015!
« Reply #474 on: March 25, 2016, 07:24:33 PM »
MOS review (an actual lifelong comic book, action figure collecting, DC/Marvel fan and diehard Superman fan):

9 out of 10....loved it!!  Why not a 10?  I wish it was 6 hours long.

The professional critic reviews are WORTHLESS.  The movie is awesome!!!

Story is seamless and every thing wrong I've read about is NONSENSE!!

It's a blast.  If you're comic nerd and didn't enjoy it that's fine....that's an informed opinion.

For everyone else, if you didn't enjoy the film, the following is most likely true:

1) You didn't read comic books growing up (or as an adult).
2) You are tired of the comic book movie genre (it doesn't mean much to you anyways).
3) You didn't understand the references and what was happening so it moved to fast for you (sorry!)
4) You are easily persuaded by "professional" reviews!

Affleck is Batman and anyone that says otherwise doesn't have a clue....greatest on screen Batman I've ever seen.

Wonder Woman was awesome.....her solo movie comes next summer!!

I teared up at the end of BvS!  I teared up at the action!  I teared up because it played like comic books I read as a kid!

The movie isn't 30% on Rotten Tomatoes....gimme a break!  It's isn't 5 out of 10....gimme a break!!

For people dishing those scores they just don't get it.  

And yes I'm now highly aggravated with the reviews on this film because they're ridiculous!