Author Topic: If the world got blasted back to the Stone Age, and Getbiggers survived... (Read 3990 times)

Army of One · « **on:** July 29, 2013, 06:08:01 PM »

What skills could this forums members bring?

No one tells us how to die of starvation as quickly as humanly possible but look good doing it

Groink could use his years of knowledge to show us the 1 minute teaching method for how to lay cable

Sevestase on how to survive with food and shelter without ever having a known or visible form of employment

Coach trains us on how to hide behind a 5 foot rock away from sabre tooth tigers while standing upright and the valuable skill of bro science for money

Z Father · « **Reply #1 on:** July 29, 2013, 06:14:01 PM »

Army of one could sit crying in a fetal position because he saw a pic of his only GF ever on Facebook...and distract the predators from the group. Plus he'll be killed.

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #2 on:** July 29, 2013, 06:17:39 PM »

Only Getbiggers that would survive are those that train Cross Fit...Flipping tires will get a person killed quickly...

Army of One · « **Reply #3 on:** July 29, 2013, 06:22:33 PM »

Quote from: Tedim on July 29, 2013, 06:18:07 PM

I will tend to the women folk.....

All 2 of them?

arce1988 · « **Reply #4 on:** July 29, 2013, 06:24:40 PM »

Army of One · « **Reply #5 on:** July 29, 2013, 06:25:48 PM »

Quote from: arce1988 on July 29, 2013, 06:24:40 PM

How to look like you smell and get nickels and dimes thrown at you?

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #6 on:** July 29, 2013, 06:27:57 PM »

333386 will command the Getbig Navy Armada (which will consist of wooden rafts since we're back at the Stone Age).

arce1988 · « **Reply #7 on:** July 29, 2013, 06:29:06 PM »

You would smell too if you sparred all day long. MMA and BJJ.

Army of One · « **Reply #8 on:** July 29, 2013, 06:29:51 PM »

Quote from: Kwon_2 on July 29, 2013, 06:27:57 PM

333386 will command the Getbig Navy Armada (which will consist of wooden rafts since we're back at the Stone Age).

Go4it could serve the drinks

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #9 on:** July 29, 2013, 06:31:23 PM »

Andre would gather and "destroy" all the grapefruit and watermelon

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #10 on:** July 29, 2013, 06:32:13 PM »

Quote from: Army of One on July 29, 2013, 06:25:48 PM

How to look like you smell and get nickels and dimes thrown at you?

or 7 silver coins

arce1988 · « **Reply #11 on:** July 29, 2013, 06:32:26 PM »

Quickerblade · « **Reply #12 on:** July 29, 2013, 06:33:47 PM »

Quote from: arce1988 on July 29, 2013, 06:24:40 PM

Looking good arce, very cool.

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #13 on:** July 29, 2013, 06:35:10 PM »

During Stone Age, Cswol would shutdown all the other tribes, and would get lean for a bb-contest very quickly.

Pity there were no Contest around during this age. Guess he was born in the wrong "era".

Rhino · « **Reply #14 on:** July 29, 2013, 06:40:41 PM »

I used to be Muslim. Now I am Christian.

Army of One · « **Reply #15 on:** July 29, 2013, 06:47:29 PM »

Quote from: Kwon_2 on July 29, 2013, 06:35:10 PM

During Stone Age, Cswol would shutdown all the other tribes, and would get lean for a bb-contest very quickly.

Pity there were no Contest around during this age. Guess he was born in the wrong "era".

He'd still be fat, doing quarter reps with boulders and never taking his tiger skin vest off .

arce1988 · « **Reply #16 on:** July 29, 2013, 06:49:57 PM »

Wiggs · « **Reply #17 on:** July 29, 2013, 06:51:23 PM »

I'm the spiritual leader.

King Shizzo · « **Reply #18 on:** July 29, 2013, 06:52:30 PM »

Quote from: Wiggs on July 29, 2013, 06:51:23 PM

I'm the spiritual leader.

You would be the tar pit.

Army of One · « **Reply #19 on:** July 29, 2013, 06:54:36 PM »

Wiggs would be the dancing entertainer and the one sent out ahead to get eaten, to give the whites a chance to run

Wiggs · « **Reply #20 on:** July 29, 2013, 06:54:56 PM »

Quote from: shizzo81 on July 29, 2013, 06:52:30 PM

You would be the tar pit.

lol. Why so mad schizzo?

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #21 on:** July 29, 2013, 06:55:06 PM »

Quote from: Army of One on July 29, 2013, 06:47:29 PM

He'd still be fat, doing quarter reps with boulders and never taking his tiger skin vest off .

Impossible at that time, we'd have to run all the time (chased by wild animals whilst hunting for food!) and the food sure wasn't fattening

Yer spot on with the Tigerskin Vest though...

King Shizzo · « **Reply #22 on:** July 29, 2013, 06:56:08 PM »

Quote from: Wiggs on July 29, 2013, 06:54:56 PM

lol. Why so mad schizzo?

Not mad.

Wiggs · « **Reply #23 on:** July 29, 2013, 06:58:07 PM »

Quote from: shizzo81 on July 29, 2013, 06:56:08 PM

Not mad.

You should watch your tongue. I'm one of the helping hands in the den of vipers you're in. Rememba' that Nigel.

King Shizzo · « **Reply #24 on:** July 29, 2013, 07:00:02 PM »

Quote from: Wiggs on July 29, 2013, 06:58:07 PM

You should watch your tongue. I'm one of the helping hands in the den of vipers you're in. Rememba' that Nigel.

Toothless vipers.