cutting out bananas

[B_B_C]

after eating 10-15 bananas and dried fruit every evening post workout for about a week now, I have developed intermittent gut pains and increased belching. There was also more perspiration / stickiness of skin which in of it self reduces feeling of wellbeing. I'm calling it off right here.
I think bananas are a false fruit, I bet there was no such thing in nature just 100 years ago, if there were they were probably inedible.
I will now commence eating beans and lentils, some potatoes, maybe even some rice.

have you become a manana yet ?

[Marty Champions]

what about those plantains i ate one once and it was all like dry as fuck tasting?

[Teutonic Knight]

More than ones I was watching how airplanes sprays banana plantages, with some yellowish shit.
Could be food/chemical poisoning !.

[Big Chiro Flex]

More than ones I was watching how airplanes sprays banana plantages, with some yellowish shit.
Could be food/chemical poisoning !.

Nah bro its Hierarchy fruit serum AKA teh gay juice.

[el numero uno]

More than ones I was watching how airplanes sprays banana plantages, with some yellowish shit.
Could be food/chemical poisoning !.

True, they spray mainly fungicides against "Sigatoka Negra", but bananas are protected with bags and the skin is thick, so it's not that bad. The main problem are the nations who buy our fruit, USA is the most demanding one with regards to aesthetics, but a good looking fruit it's not always the healthiest. 

[tommywishbone]

Only 10-15 bananas?  Come on small fry, step up to the plate or just forget about bodybuilding. 18-20 bananas daily for optimum growth. Everyone knows that.

[Teutonic Knight]

True, they spray mainly fungicides against "Sigatoka Negra", but bananas are protected with bags and the skin is thick, so it's not that bad. The main problem are the nations who buy our fruit, USA is the most demanding one with regards to aesthetics, but a good looking fruit it's not always the healthiest. 

Pesticides a absorbed by plant root, grow your own if you can.
If bugs don't go for them, don't eat !, chemically loaded (just like some bodybers).

[Princess L]

after eating 10-15 bananas and dried fruit every evening post workout for about a week now, I have developed intermittent gut pains and increased belching. There was also more perspiration / stickiness of skin which in of it self reduces feeling of wellbeing. I'm calling it off right here.

I think bananas are a false fruit, I bet there was no such thing in nature just 100 years ago, if there were they were probably inedible.

I will now commence eating beans and lentils, some potatoes, maybe even some rice.

Outside of the absurd amount of bananas, the sulfites in dried fruit is known to cause stomach distress.

[Psychopath]

Homophobic Thread Reported.

[DeathCultist]

I think bananas are a false fruit, I bet there was no such thing in nature just 100 years ago, if there were they were probably inedible.

God molded the banana such that it is a perfect fit for our hands; do not besmirch products of His engineering.

[Voice of Doom]

I remember when I was a teenager the head cheerleader of the high school was coming over the beach house to take my virginity. I bought a giant bag of dried fruit. I never ate the stuff before and it tasted so good that I ate the entire bag. Then hanging around I started to drink beer. When she came over and we got naked it sounded like the SS Titanic was coming into port blowing it's horn. Sounded like someone was torturing a walrus. It was louder than a convoy of tractor trailers blowing the air horn. Sounded like a dump truck crashed into the whoopie cushion factory. Sounded like someone was giving the heimlich maneuver to Rosie O Donnell.  

That's horrible!  What was wrong with her?

[Borracho]

lol @ 10-15 bananas

[smoothasf]

A lot of vegans eat way more bananas than that everyday. Also are much less likely to die of cancer. Some cyclists eat 30 a day

[Big Chiro Flex]

A lot of vegans eat way more bananas than that everyday. Also are much less likely to die of cancer.Some cyclists eat 30 a day

This is what I'm talking about baby!!!

[Jack T. Cross]

True, they spray mainly fungicides against "Sigatoka Negra", but bananas are protected with bags and the skin is thick, so it's not that bad. The main problem are the nations who buy our fruit, USA is the most demanding one with regards to aesthetics, but a good looking fruit it's not always the healthiest. 

I'll take spots on my apples.  Just leave me the birds and the bees, please.

[Nomad]

Maybe it's the banana timing that's off? You could, in fact, be eating to few bananas for optimal gainz!

Try utilizing a pre- intra- post- workout regimen and some tuna cans for protien. It's as good as protiens from the tap and will act synergistically with the schlongs, stoking the metabolic fire and increasing Protien synthesis.

SCIENCE!

Well a banana does have the shape of....a human penis. Maybe op should try the enema route of consuming bananas and stick them up his ass. This way the banana will avoid the small intestines and go the main large one right away.

[L00n]

10-15 bananas? seriously ?

[pedro01]

Well a banana does have the shape of....a human penis.

If your dick is shaped like a banana, you need to seek medical attention.

[Rami]

Outside of the absurd amount of bananas, the sulfites in dried fruit is known to cause stomach distress.

where did the sulfur came from?

[evandatp]

10 out of 10, Rami.

This is the best anabolichalo parody thread ever.

[tacobender]

now big man 15 bananas a day? try chewing them and not deep throating them , your body will digest them better, and your ass will hit an anabolic stage, if not give them to your mom she will find something to do with them penis boy. 

[G_Thang]

Guys, you are missing the code talk.  When he says bananas he means cock, when he says eat he means cock juice.

So he's sucking 10-15 cocks a night and the cum is giving him a tummy ache

No one missed the code, homo.  Only time you should think of cock and banana in the same thought or sentence is...

 

 

another reason why you go to the island vs ny to get your ricana.

[Princess L]

where did the sulfur came from?

Used as a preservative.

If it looks like this, chances are it's preserved with sulfur dioxide 

[oldtimer1]

I got some dried fruit without the sulfur. It doesn't look pretty but tastes great. I also got less stomach problems and I use to get head aches from to much dried fruit. It was the sulfur.

[Princess L]

I got some dried fruit without the sulfur. It doesn't look pretty but tastes great. I also got less stomach problems and I use to get head aches from to much dried fruit. It was the sulfur.

Same issue with wine for a lot of people.