it's AUGUST....THE BIGGIES are upon us !!!!!

[Big Chiro Flex]

Hey - I worked hard for that award!   

No no, I see past your comments and what you are really trying to say. I know you're not racist. It's just easy to be accused of that when your stance on so many issues is anti-liberal/socialist....by default that makes you anti-minority. I get accused of this all the time for the same reasons as you man.

That said I do enjoy a good racist joke, no matter what color the victim is 

[cephissus]

well fans...it's that time of year again..

The 2013 Getbig Awards are right around the corner...culminating in a gala awards ceremony on Olympia weekend hosted by our very own Arce88.

categories are :

Best poster kahn n. singh

thread of the year galeniko nutritional strategy

worst poster 333333333333333333

most delusional wiggs / dj181 tie

the "you're gay dude" award primemuscle, for sure

most hated 33333333333333

best troll che / adonis tie

worst troll ukjeff

rookie of the year 38-26-40 (post degayed)

attention whore of the year shizzo by some margin

post of the year something from bigcyp or uberman, no doubt

best looking/built che

best looking/built over 47 category groink



Cast your votes !!!

[bigmc]

i nearly gave myself a hernia reading this 

most delusional:
 this is a very close race between dickjuggler181 and tbombs.tbombs kinda has an excuse, the guy is a victim to recreational drug use, it happens to the best.i hope he comes off of them before old men clientele fill up his anus with semen ,you know, before it starts spilling from his eyes.
now dj181, most stubborn , epic pussy, afraid to put a needle into himself(not for the side effect,hes afaraid of the needle,but surely was vaccinated as baby, so,less guts than a baby), no progress whatsoever, sucking up every broscience out there like tbombs sucks old men sperm.
he doesnt realize the only saving grace witha face like his, would be to develop a good charme and a jacked body.he will never learn.he lacks that moving forward attitude.if all men were like him wed still be living i caves.

[Borracho]

I like the part "less guts than a baby"  hahaha

[Z Father]

i nearly gave myself a hernia reading this 

most delusional:
 this is a very close race between dickjuggler181 and tbombs.tbombs kinda has an excuse, the guy is a victim to recreational drug use, it happens to the best.i hope he comes off of them before old men clientele fill up his anus with semen ,you know, before it starts spilling from his eyes.
now dj181, most stubborn , epic pussy, afraid to put a needle into himself(not for the side effect,hes afaraid of the needle,but surely was vaccinated as baby, so,less guts than a baby), no progress whatsoever, sucking up every broscience out there like tbombs sucks old men sperm.
he doesnt realize the only saving grace witha face like his, would be to develop a good charme and a jacked body.he will never learn.he lacks that moving forward attitude.if all men were like him wed still be living i caves.

some of the funniest shit I ever read.

"because he's afraid of the needle"...hahahahahaaaa

[bigmc]

some of the funniest shit I ever read.

"because he's afraid of the needle"...hahahahahaaaa

its funny because it is all true

stand by for bj181 to turn up and threaten everyone that he will post a pic in 5 years

[no one]

well fans...it's that time of year again..

The 2013 Getbig Awards are right around the corner...culminating in a gala awards ceremony on Olympia weekend hosted by our very own Arce88.

categories are :

Best poster : shit this is such a toss up. so many good ones. i'd have to say galeniko. a lot of humour in his posts and is bang on with his advise 100% of the time. honourable mentions: OTH, disgusted, van b (i like guys who bring the knowledge)

thread of the year : galeniko diet strategy thread. one of a kind. OTH's will be good as well i suspect.

worst poster : toss up between shizzo and vince goodrum. they both suck.

most delusional : dj181 fuck dont even have to think about this one

the "you're gay dude" award : vince g

most hated : by me or in general? i dint hate anyone. wouldnt break my heart to see shizzo or vince g ghandi. neither bring anything of merit to the board.

best troll : TA hands down the guy is a master of getting in peoples heads. much respect! hon mentions: to the duo of bigmc/bigcyp

worst troll : vince g. not thats hes trying to troll he just sucks so much its like hes a bad troll.

rookie of the year : chiro flex hands down (he joined in summer of last year- that makes him rookie eligible)

attention whore of the year : dj181

post of the year : otis be driftwood 'tbomz bonk on the tricycle'. lol

best looking/built : c'mon now. best looking AND built? me. fuck really? im surprised this is even asked. best built? no. best looking? prolly not. but the combo > 'no one', xfactor is up there too the guys a stud, no homo.

best looking/built over 47 category : the legend himself groink

add ons:

most likely to be the nicest guy you've ever met irl: njflex and acre

guys you'd most like to have wings and beers with:: fuck i'd have beers with all of you.

cheers!

[King Shizzo]

Looks like I have the worst poster sewn up 

What a bunch of followers.

[calfzilla]

Shizzo hitting the red carpet.

[King Shizzo]

Shizzo hitting the red carpet.

Fair comparison. I have been walking Getbig's red carpet for years now. Hell, I probably have the most Biggies this year. 

[THE BOUNCER]

I will say one thing about shizzo... He is hated here. And like it or not to be hated is to be given attention. He commands more attention then the average bottom tier schmoe around here so that has to count for something.

That said, I am in agreeance with the others in wishing him a sudden painful death.

Definitely winner of "If we had an ignore button" reward.

[ukjeff]

Shizzo is like the kid at school who used to shit in his pants.
Even though he got ridiculed and bullied because of the smell and stains he still did it, reason being if he didn't have a log in his pants no one took any notice of him at all.

[King Shizzo]

I will say one thing about shizzo... He is hated here. And like it or not to be hated is to be given attention. He commands more attention then the average bottom tier schmoe around here so that has to count for something.

That said, I am in agreeance with the others in wishing him a sudden painful death.

Definitely winner of "If we had an ignore button" reward.

Fitting comments coming from you. Funny how I practically made you a name here. Remember when many people thought you were a gimmick of mine? Yeah........ there is still only one BOUNCER I respect.

[King Shizzo]

Shizzo is like the kid at school who used to shit in his pants.
Even though he got ridiculed and bullied because of the smell and stains he still did it, reason being if he didn't have a log in his pants no one took any notice of him at all.

Lets not let the secrets of this board get into the wrong hands jeffley. You exist here because I allow it.

[Z Father]

shizzo is the kid in High School who always tried to be involved and in control...you would chip in and buy  case of beer, and he was the dick who was saying "ok...let's drink two each now...then go to the HS and drink two more....." and you tell him to shut the fuck up as you grab a beer.......and as usual he winds up hanging in a tree from his underwear....

[ukjeff]

shizzo is the kid in High School who always tried to be involved and in control...you would chip in and buy  case of beer, and he was the dick who was saying "ok...let's drink two each now...then go to the HS and drink two more....." and you tell him to shut the fuck up as you grab a beer.......and as usual he winds up hanging in a tree from his underwear....

lol 

[Soul Crusher]

Shizzo81 is really taking on all comers lately across every thread on the site.  A lot of stamina right there.  Beer muscles? 

[King Shizzo]

shizzo is the kid in High School who always tried to be involved and in control...you would chip in and buy  case of beer, and he was the dick who was saying "ok...let's drink two each now...then go to the HS and drink two more....." and you tell him to shut the fuck up as you grab a beer.......and as usual he winds up hanging in a tree from his underwear....

According to my spreadsheet, you are down 0-2. That's 2 runaways from you, and 0 from me. I bet you were really good at hide and seek as a kid......and as an adult.

[THE BOUNCER]

Shizzo81 is really taking on all comers lately across every thread on the site.  A lot of stamina right there.  Beer muscles? 

thats the great thing about the internet. it allows lowly nobodies to be in the same company and even talk shit to grade A studs like us lot. 

[ukjeff]

Shizzo81 is really taking on all comers lately across every thread on the site.  A lot of stamina right there.  Beer muscles? 

Dutch courage.   

[King Shizzo]

thats the great thing about the internet. it allows lowly nobodies to be in the same company and even talk shit to grade A studs like us lot. 

You look like some terrorists threw some acid on your face. It has a droopy, melting, look to it.

[Z Father]

According to my spreadsheet, you are down 0-2. That's 2 runaways from you, and 0 from me. I bet you were really good at hide and seek as a kid......and as an adult.

nobody cares fatso. you ever notice how all of your asshole "keeping score" posts are met by tumblweeds ?


I just had you voted worst poster and most hated......LOLOLOL.  

[King Shizzo]

nobody cares fatso. you ever notice how all of your asshole "keeping score" posts are met by tumblweeds ?


I just had you voted worst poster and most hated......LOLOLOL.  

I see it as most Biggies earned. Who got owned?

[King Shizzo]

lol shitso taking a hard trashing,full beatdown, metophoricaly speaking hes laying on ground and being kicked into his increased fatty liver beergut.

haha this is lovely,usualy one would feel sorry, but something in me craves for more of this.

fuck,lmfao, ukjeff and groink, those psychological views were brilliant.

hes so desperate for attention he will even go through the hardest online beatings possible.

i think this paradox goes so far, not even women would feel sorry for him.

this should tell him something(to fuck off).he will end up as another liver cirhosis statistic and not enjoy a single moment in his life on his way there, the drinking isnt enjoying,its craving for addictive poison.

this is beyond pathetic, off al places in the westernw orld where theres medical help etc.all he needs to do is lay off the bottle,but this vagina faced bitch is too weak.

it dont occur to him how much worse many ppl out there have it.hes a despicable selfish vermin.

an absolute puke and shitstain , skidmark to society.

shitface, do you even lift anything other than beercans.need not reply,asshole, this is rhetorical question.

when have you met a woman intimately last time, btw booze with female sounding name doesnt count as woman.

need not reply to this either, for nobody cares.

i think this is it, the shitso destruction has started, the train is on a roll

Fucking melllllllllllllltdown! How is that addiction to tobacco treating you? How will you weasel out of this one jerky face?

[anabolichalo]

andros & ergo from gh15 get the "succeeds at convincing you to get on roids" prize