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New York woman visited by police after researching pressure cookers onlineLong Island resident said her web search history and 'trying to learn how to cook lentils' prompted a visit from authorities
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/aug/01/new-york-police-terrorism-pressure-cooker



A New York woman says her family's interest in the purchase of pressure cookers and backpacks led to a home visit by six police investigators demanding information about her job, her husband's ancestry and the preparation of quinoa.

Michele Catalano, who lives in Long Island, New York, said her web searches for pressure cookers, her husband's hunt for backpacks, and her "news junkie" son's craving for information on the Boston bombings had combined somewhere in the internet ether to create a "perfect storm of terrorism profiling".

Members of what she described as a "joint terrorism task force" descended on Catalano's home on Wednesday. A spokesman for the FBI told to the Guardian on Thursday that its investigators were not involved in the visit, but that "she was visited by Nassau County police department … They were working in conjunction with Suffolk County police department."

The Guardian has contacted the Suffolk County and Nassau County police departments for comment.

Catalano was at work, but her husband was sitting in the living room as the police arrived. She retold the experience in a post on Medium.com on Thursday. She attributed the raid largely to her ongoing hunt for a pressure cooker, an item used devastatingly by the two Tsarnaev brothers in Boston, but also used by millions across the country to prepare vegetables while retaining most of their nutrients.

Catalano, a writer for indie music and politics magazine Death and Taxes wrote:

What happened was this: At about 9:00 am, my husband, who happened to be home yesterday, was sitting in the living room with our two dogs when he heard a couple of cars pull up outside. He looked out the window and saw three black SUVs in front of our house; two at the curb in front and one pulled up behind my husband's Jeep in the driveway, as if to block him from leaving.

Six gentleman in casual clothes emerged from the vehicles and spread out as they walked toward the house, two toward the backyard on one side, two on the other side, two toward the front door.

A million things went through my husband's head. None of which were right. He walked outside and the men greeted him by flashing badges. He could see they all had guns holstered in their waistbands.

"Are you [name redacted]?" one asked while glancing at a clipboard. He affirmed that was indeed him, and was asked if they could come in. Sure, he said.

They asked if they could search the house, though it turned out to be just a cursory search. They walked around the living room, studied the books on the shelf (nope, no bomb making books, no Anarchist Cookbook), looked at all our pictures, glanced into our bedroom, pet our dogs. They asked if they could go in my son's bedroom but when my husband said my son was sleeping in there, they let it be.

At this point, Catalano said, the police were "peppering my husband with questions".

"Where is he from? Where are his parents from? They asked about me, where was I, where do I work, where do my parents live. Do you have any bombs, they asked."

It was at this point that the conversation took a delightfully culinary turn, with quinoa making an unlikely appearance in the FBI's inquiries:

Do you own a pressure cooker? My husband said no, but we have a rice cooker. Can you make a bomb with that? My husband said no, my wife uses it to make quinoa. What the hell is quinoa, they asked.

The joint terrorism task force did not press Catalano's husband on the dilemma facing liberals over whether quinoa consumption is ethically sound – many Bolivians can no longer afford their staple food now everyone in Brooklyn is eating it.

"By this point they had realized they were not dealing with terrorists," Catalano said.

Still, she was left worried by the visit, which she attributes to her family's internet history.

I felt a sense of creeping dread take over. What else had I looked up? What kind of searches did I do that alone seemed innocent enough but put together could make someone suspicious? Were they judging me because my house was a mess (Oh my god, the joint terrorism task force was in my house and there were dirty dishes in my sink!). Mostly I felt a great sense of anxiety. This is where we are at. Where you have no expectation of privacy. Where trying to learn how to cook some lentils could possibly land you on a watch list. Where you have to watch every little thing you do because someone else is watching every little thing you do.

All I know is if I'm going to buy a pressure cooker in the near future, I'm not doing it online.

I'm scared. And not of the right things.

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Re: Home cooking in the land of the free
« Reply #1 on: August 01, 2013, 12:41:42 PM »
I'm glad they did this. They need to earn the money they make. We have technology for a reason.

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 So freedom is gone?

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So freedom is gone?

depends on whither you are a high or a low pressure cook
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This is truly scary....this is what our government has become.  :-\

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Easy solution. Ban fully automatic lentils.

But seriously... this is fucked. See what the dragnet is doing? Harvesting absolutely fuckin' everything. Some homebody Martha Stewart Google's a couple of recipes and gets a knock and talk. FUCKED UP!!!

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So if you googled " How to handle the pressure cooker of running in the boston marathon"  You'd have helicopters flying above?????

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So if you googled " How to handle the pressure cooker of running in the boston marathon"  You'd have helicopters flying above?????

Test it out and let us know how things go.

Better yet, lets get shitzzo or analbolichalo to try it out! ;D

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Re: Home cooking in the land of the free
« Reply #8 on: August 01, 2013, 03:43:11 PM »
I'm glad they did this. They need to earn the money they make. We have technology for a reason.
Typical sheep response. Violating freedoms and privacies is what's happening

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Re: Home cooking in the land of the free
« Reply #9 on: August 01, 2013, 06:52:30 PM »
I'm glad they did this. They need to earn the money they make. We have technology for a reason.

Top 10 dumbests posts of the year.

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Land of the free.
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All courtesy of your white hating, christian hating el presidento




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Re: Home cooking in the land of the free
« Reply #12 on: August 02, 2013, 02:05:44 AM »
Typical sheep response. Violating freedoms and privacies is what's happening
And the 'beauty' of it is: with resources wasted on nonsense like this, their true effectiveness must be close to (or actually) zero. Security theater at its best.

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How to have a blast using your pressure cooker

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So if you googled " How to handle the pressure cooker of running in the boston marathon"  You'd have helicopters flying above?????
hahaha... I am surprised it has never happened to me. I am a news junkie and google everything you can think. I bet a lot of gettbiggers do. I am tempted lol see if I hear helicopters lol now, ppl will want to see what they can google and get away with lol
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I told you guys so...
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I told you guys so...

Wiggs how do you feel about your government being OPENLY anti Christian? All within the span of a single political term.

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Police just released an update specifying that the investigation was initiated by the husband's previous employer, which contacted authorities after discovering the searches on his old computer.

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Which getbigger here in the usa has the balls to google pressure cooker bomb, nerve gas bomb, suicide bombing, attack the white house and provide a screen shot of him doing so.