I think you should use this gift of fame and market some new easy open water bottle, or even some new fancy bottle opener, or some rubber grip type thingy...
I see $$$$$$ in your future if you play this right
just my .02
This, 33386 MUST take advantage of this opportunity before it's too late!
Market new Brands! Go on TV-shows! (Leno, Letterman etc, bring yer own water bottle tho!)
You could become RICH just like Situation!
At least yer defined as "Jacked" by the Media..