When they ask you, you could subtly reply
"I've always wanted to GETBIG since i was a young lad.
As i tried to open the Bottle, i knew something was up, since the SecurityGuard had a face of Sarcasm and a Pose of Cancer.
I was definately getting SHUTDOWN.
No one, and i mean NO ONE could have opened this bottle. It was like i had lead in my fingers,my fingers went in a state of CSWOLIOSIS; and i'm sure i couldn't even have opened it if i had a Quickerblade."
After trying for a bit, i cursed to myself before i gave up."
And as they say goodbye, you could reply GALENIKO! That's Goodbye in getbigganese