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Re: Christ To Return In 2016
« Reply #25 on: August 09, 2013, 02:58:33 AM »
The reason you're a moron is probably genetic. Your father probably left and your mother was stupid. Hence, you, the product of losers, are a moron.

I won't even bother to 'debate' your foolishness.. i'll just copy and paste:

“To terrify children with the image of hell, to consider women an inferior creation—is that good for the world?”
― Christopher Hitchens

“Human decency is not derived from religion. It precedes it.”
“Many religions now come before us with ingratiating smirks and outspread hands, like an unctuous merchant in a bazaar. They offer consolation and solidarity and uplift, competing as they do in a marketplace. But we have a right to remember how barbarically they behaved when they were strong and were making an offer that people could not refuse.”
― Christopher Hitchens
“We keep on being told that religion, whatever its imperfections, at least instills morality. On every side, there is conclusive evidence that the contrary is the case and that faith causes people to be more mean, more selfish, and perhaps above all, more stupid.”


and lastly...
“About once or twice every month I engage in public debates with those whose pressing need it is to woo and to win the approval of supernatural beings. Very often, when I give my view that there is no supernatural dimension, and certainly not one that is only or especially available to the faithful, and that the natural world is wonderful enough—and even miraculous enough if you insist—I attract pitying looks and anxious questions. How, in that case, I am asked, do I find meaning and purpose in life? How does a mere and gross materialist, with no expectation of a life to come, decide what, if anything, is worth caring about?

Depending on my mood, I sometimes but not always refrain from pointing out what a breathtakingly insulting and patronizing question this is. (It is on a par with the equally subtle inquiry: Since you don't believe in our god, what stops you from stealing and lying and raping and killing to your heart's content?) Just as the answer to the latter question is: self-respect and the desire for the respect of others—while in the meantime it is precisely those who think they have divine permission who are truly capable of any atrocity—so the answer to the first question falls into two parts. A life that partakes even a little of friendship, love, irony, humor, parenthood, literature, and music, and the chance to take part in battles for the liberation of others cannot be called 'meaningless' except if the person living it is also an existentialist and elects to call it so. It could be that all existence is a pointless joke, but it is not in fact possible to live one's everyday life as if this were so. Whereas if one sought to define meaninglessness and futility, the idea that a human life should be expended in the guilty, fearful, self-obsessed propitiation of supernatural nonentities… but there, there. Enough.”
― Christopher Hitchens, Hitch-22: A Memoir

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Re: Christ To Return In 2016
« Reply #26 on: August 09, 2013, 03:10:41 AM »
Chris to Return in 2016

2016?

What? I saw Chris on youtube yesterday!

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Re: Christ To Return In 2016
« Reply #27 on: August 09, 2013, 06:28:59 AM »
If I told you I was the resurrection of christ would you believe me?
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Re: Christ To Return In 2016
« Reply #28 on: August 09, 2013, 08:05:31 AM »
I won't even bother to 'debate' your foolishness.. i'll just copy and paste:

“To terrify children with the image of hell, to consider women an inferior creation—is that good for the world?”
― Christopher Hitchens

“Human decency is not derived from religion. It precedes it.”
“Many religions now come before us with ingratiating smirks and outspread hands, like an unctuous merchant in a bazaar. They offer consolation and solidarity and uplift, competing as they do in a marketplace. But we have a right to remember how barbarically they behaved when they were strong and were making an offer that people could not refuse.”
― Christopher Hitchens
“We keep on being told that religion, whatever its imperfections, at least instills morality. On every side, there is conclusive evidence that the contrary is the case and that faith causes people to be more mean, more selfish, and perhaps above all, more stupid.”


and lastly...
“About once or twice every month I engage in public debates with those whose pressing need it is to woo and to win the approval of supernatural beings. Very often, when I give my view that there is no supernatural dimension, and certainly not one that is only or especially available to the faithful, and that the natural world is wonderful enough—and even miraculous enough if you insist—I attract pitying looks and anxious questions. How, in that case, I am asked, do I find meaning and purpose in life? How does a mere and gross materialist, with no expectation of a life to come, decide what, if anything, is worth caring about?

Depending on my mood, I sometimes but not always refrain from pointing out what a breathtakingly insulting and patronizing question this is. (It is on a par with the equally subtle inquiry: Since you don't believe in our god, what stops you from stealing and lying and raping and killing to your heart's content?) Just as the answer to the latter question is: self-respect and the desire for the respect of others—while in the meantime it is precisely those who think they have divine permission who are truly capable of any atrocity—so the answer to the first question falls into two parts. A life that partakes even a little of friendship, love, irony, humor, parenthood, literature, and music, and the chance to take part in battles for the liberation of others cannot be called 'meaningless' except if the person living it is also an existentialist and elects to call it so. It could be that all existence is a pointless joke, but it is not in fact possible to live one's everyday life as if this were so. Whereas if one sought to define meaninglessness and futility, the idea that a human life should be expended in the guilty, fearful, self-obsessed propitiation of supernatural nonentities… but there, there. Enough.”
― Christopher Hitchens, Hitch-22: A Memoir
Cutting and pasting? I see we have a real intellectual here. How about this: I don't respect either the author or yourself, therefore your opinons are worthless to me. You're a moron.

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Re: Christ To Return In 2016
« Reply #29 on: August 09, 2013, 08:09:16 AM »
If I told you I was the resurrection of christ would you believe me?

Can I kill you and see if you come back in three days as a safe-guard?
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Re: Christ To Return In 2016
« Reply #30 on: August 09, 2013, 11:48:00 AM »
Cutting and pasting? I see we have a real intellectual here. How about this: I don't respect either the author or yourself, therefore your opinons are worthless to me. You're a moron.

hope your church burns down.

have a nice day.

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Re: Christ To Return In 2016
« Reply #31 on: August 09, 2013, 12:55:23 PM »
It is prophecy.  Juruth will be directly involved in the coming of Christ.  There will be a video shot for the members only section.

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Re: Christ To Return In 2016
« Reply #32 on: August 09, 2013, 02:37:25 PM »
Matthew 24:36
King James Version (KJV)


36: But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only.


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Re: Christ To Return In 2016
« Reply #33 on: August 09, 2013, 06:40:01 PM »
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Re: Christ To Return In 2016
« Reply #34 on: August 10, 2013, 09:03:21 PM »
Before or after Rio Olympics 2016  ??? ??? ???

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Re: Christ To Return In 2016
« Reply #35 on: August 17, 2013, 06:20:59 PM »
Christ never actually died.  There are photos of him hanging out with Judas Iscariot, James son of Zebedee,  and John the Beloved (and several of the other actors) over 36 hours after his alleged death.  The Romans have yet to this day shown the autopsy report and there were no nail holes found on his cross. There have been several "Christ sightings", as they've come to be known, around Elvis concerts and in the deserts of Nevada leading some to believe that Area 51 was the home of Christ. With the recent FBI confession of Area 51, it is believed Jesus will reside in Graceland with Elvis until they can pay off Neverland and move in with MJ's ghost.