Galeniko @ tekkno parade and beach stories thread

[galeniko]

too bad

[ukjeff]

Do you even lift?

[_aj_]

Lemme get some popcorn...

[chaos]

Do you even lift?

This. You'd think those chicks never saw a skinny guy before.

[Schmoff]

you are ugly, bro

[ukjeff]

Ironmeister, we need a cock adding.   

[chaos]

you are ugly, bro

But he has abs.

And the right connections for the scene he is in.

[Psychopath]

The shit Gal says is unbelievable.

"until i find someone better"

"Are you an escort"

lol

[chaos]

atleast the beautyful man with glasses and afro is lean, fatso.

as for the skinny, oh well its all angles, pump no pump, and with arm spread look like shit, try to emulate the pose and see how you look in it, my guess is like an obese jesus on the cross.

this is one day before that party, yah, looks like night and day, but we can do away the skinny guy thing now i think



and the piss stain pic,also 24hrs before the party



see,jeff, that softness on abs kinda went away overnight.

diureticsdrinking tea do this, they flatten you overnight,just saying

Shirt off, flexing in a gym full of dudes....need I say more?

[King Shizzo]

Gal looking like a flat twink in these recent pics.

[Psychopath]

Gal looking like a flat twink in these recent pics.

Put a dick in your mouth, Buck Angel.

[King Shizzo]

Put a dick in your mouth, Buck Angel.

[chaos]

im not your brother, homo, but you kinda right,if im ugly, id resemble your mother, making us somewhat bros.

listen, suasage choking wonder, 20k posts on getbig and a pic of you has yet to be seen, how comes?

we know how comes dont we

i dont think youre a top end male supermodel.

so much for you, youre another faceless wanker not worth the time adressing you any further,"bro"
you too, have abs, but much like dinosaur fossils, theyre covered by layers of waste.

i know sounds weird, many ppl say they dont believe in what they dont see, but you do have abs, otherwise, you wouldnt be able to get out of bed on your own.

and you can stop the conspiracys in your egghead, a guy with abs going to an openair with half million drunk and drugged women will by himself run into 1 or 2 willing beasts.
connections, lol.

Conspiracy? Lol.

[Hulkotron]

You look small in those pics at the top gal.

[Roger Bacon]

galeniko, you crazy fucker... please tell me that's a wig?  

[King Shizzo]

Looks like the 48 hour fasts/10,000 binges are starting to catch up to mr. shoe polish. Even all the drugs you take can't help. 

[chaos]

You look small in those pics at the top gal.

He looks the same size as the chicks he poses with, he has to take his shirt off so people will think he works out.

[Schmoff]

im not your brother, homo, but you kinda right,if im ugly, id resemble your mother, making us somewhat bros.

listen, suasage choking wonder, 20k posts on getbig and a pic of you has yet to be seen, how comes?

we know how comes dont we

i dont think youre a top end male supermodel.

so much for you, youre another faceless wanker not worth the time adressing you any further,"bro"
you too, have abs, but much like dinosaur fossils, theyre covered by layers of waste.

i know sounds weird, many ppl say they dont believe in what they dont see, but you do have abs, otherwise, you wouldnt be able to get out of bed on your own.

and you can stop the conspiracys in your egghead, a guy with abs going to an openair with half million drunk and drugged women will by himself run into 1 or 2 willing beasts.
connections, lol.

I can understand why you have so much anger and self-denial, because truth does really hurt and can't change.

you are ugly, bro ( of course we are not, but we, as civilized human beings, do use this word to generate a harmonious atmosphere to begin within a conversation.)

may peace with you.

[arce1988]

 Looking great and happy Galeniko

[Schmoff]

yah yah, fuck of now,homo, go play with your sister or self a bit.

may piss be on you

I don't have one, how about with yours

[King Shizzo]

[chaos]

so?

will now the chinese wall crumble?will a revolution shatter politics?

as said, emulate the pose, incase you cant find 2 girls, do it with male "frends",and then post up the pic.

or better yet, emlate the side triceps posted above, so which onje of the pics is closer to the truth, how can this be possible within 24hrs, did the muscle go somewhere on holyday.

listen, you homos, not all pics are taken in best lighting with pump and everything flexed, this is rather about party pictures, for christ sake
ofc its wigg
oh thats fine with me, lets see your size, how that looks shirtless

i know a lumberjack who looks big in clothes, but he prefers to stay at home evne at hottest days, when the whole populace is at the beaches.

same size as chicks dont you see how my head alone dwarfs their whole upper bodies

You seem quite obsessed at comparing yourself to other men, especially ones bigger than you.
Inferior much?

[King Shizzo]

so, now that the jealous hardasses have been sent to wash out their sandy vaginas, i can carry on.

they remind me of the countless! beta males i came across on that party-im not joking!-who approaches me and asked me if they could take a pic of me with their women.no joke,this has happend give or take 20 times that day.

so, on my path of draining womens vags from water, i came across 2 girls, and they said something like "he knows full well his effect on women", this, dear betas, in layman terms is called self confidence, something one can tell from looking at shitso ugly mug pics ,that hes never had such a thing.

upon that truthful observation from the ladies, i said some joke i forgot what, and one of them spat her beer out the mouth, straight onto me, and i then just told her to relax, this kinda thing gets me hardon.with that little bit charme playing,the ice was broken.



they asked if my legs were as goodlike as the upper body, and i said yes ofc, its all swimming and cycling, and during that smoke and mirrors tactic of talk, i hurried up to get half stiffy, before i dropped the pants, not the underwear, to show the "legs"

now the one of them (and plenty other women by now gathering around me as if mcdonalds has free hamburgers day)asks "ohhhh do you have a stiffy!" and i reply with bold face"nah, what you mean baby"

Meltdown.

[King Shizzo]

Not true. I only post pics to own all of the tiny tits here.

I dwarf Bouncer
I dwarf sevatese
I dwarf galeniko
Same size as groink
Same size no one

[Psychopath]

Let me put it this way...

Chaos

is a classic hill billy ogor that doesn't fit the metrosexual euro lifestyle, and would fail miserably if he tried to emulate.

That's why he sticks with the image of biker gun owning all american wonder bread bad ass who pulls sleds and flips tires.

All the while he fucks his sister, and steals copper wire to pawn for a case of Budweiser.

Shizzo

Mentally ill man-lesbian skinny-fat alcoholic who has a backbone slightly tougher than a jelly fish.

He's the type of guy you throw off a bridge and nobody would give a fuck.